I Need More Grace Than I Thought

Jake. Christian. Canadian. "The trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead."

[spicymemesociety]

[loveamongthesailors]

Part of my brain that makes me not do socially inappropriate things: don’t walk across the break room like David Byrne in the music video for once in a lifetime

My body and soul:

[gabrieldreyfuss]

For everyone who has been asking…

[automatic-caution-door]

[astonishingx]

Magneto by Dave Kloc

[screencapsfromthebluthfamily]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“I don’t care for Gob”

[blackharry]

[obviousplant]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Therapy Sword; as a standard Longsword, but swinging it around relieves stress and heals Psychic damage.

[catchymemes]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[cctinsleybaxter]

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’

[jolene-cuisine-blog]

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[ska]

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Rascal King

[caniborrowafeeling]

Brings me back to playing Rogue Trip in 3rd grade

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“I don’t care for Gob”

[memehumor]