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[image description: a colored four paneled comic opens with General Ultimax imposingly yelling, “FOOLS! Now that I have you where I want you -” he then bows lightly and offers forward some cards, “-please fill out these feedback cards rating my performance today. But nothing mean or else I will cry.” Team Snakemouth stare in a silent response. Team Snakemouth confers.Leif immediately goes, “Zero stars, yes?” Vi looks past Kabbu to answer them, explaining, “Unfortunately, the lowest we can go is one star. But we can lay into him in the com… ments.” Vi notices Kabbu looking conflicted at the card he holds. Vi leans forward, annoyed, “-Kabbu. Don’t you dare give him two stars.” Leif leans over and agrees, “Don’t.” Kabbu covers his face and offers, “… But, he, uh. Tried?” End description]

Advanced distraction tactics: Stop the battle mid-fight to write a belp review

cocoa-ando

bee-biome

consider this:

bees follow/sit on mooblooms and pollinate their flowers

bee-biome

VOTE MOOBLOOM

mikiruma

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

mikiruma

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

stevebabescemi

arr-jim-lad

Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect

Don’t ask me why I know this.

powerarmor

i thought this was a constable frozen edit

vampire-punk-deactivated2017051

Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi