children are just the light of my life

@cannibalcounselor

Hey I'm Gabe, welcome to Camp Deehawken. Don't fuckin bother me and you might make it to the end of the summer. I'm in charge of the hunting and survival classes, but because we're woefully understaffed you might see me teaching some arts and crafts shit too. Okay. Run along now. #cannibalcounselor or #gabek

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cannibalcounselor replied to your post: Who the heck’re you

I’m the uh, cabin counselor… Are you even allowed to be in here?

Oh! Mommy told me to give this letter with money ‘n stuff to pay for me being here.

So I can stay, right? :)

cannibalcounselor

Is this.... cash...

/pockets envelope

Suuuure kid you can stay here.. haha....

what is the worst thing you've done?

Hah no sorry you're never getting anything out of me.

u rebel

Yyyeeep, that's definitely the worst thing I've done...

er, i'm gonna guess it wasn't voluntary, 'cause i mean, why would you PICK being a camp counselor? so, did you get stuck here because of a court order or something?

Yes, that is what "community service" implies.

what did you do?

Is that any of your god damn business

#Destruction of public property

if you hate kids so much..why are you a counselor? wouldn't you be happier with another job..?

Community service

Gabe you're so awkward, it's adorable

I'm not fucking awkward I just have no idea what to say or do

I HATE CHILDREN

cannibalcounselor

U-uh

-pat…….pat…….-

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-sni-sniff-…-sniff-

i think i’m just gonna…s-sleep in Clyde’s bed…

cannibalcounselor

O-okay? Problem solved?

#geez

Kids like candy right? Give him some candy.

Erm, yeah I'll see if I can find some...

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cannibalcounselor replied to your post: Geez kid, crying again? I can get another cot…

Jesus… its… not a big deal just…. stop crying…ergh…

i h-h-h-hate it here!!!

cannibalcounselor

U-uh

-pat.......pat.......-

Counselor Gabe! You know ranger dirk -ahmp- dick? Well he's past out and a girl named techno is stuck there and needs herlp -rrgr- help.

I have no idea who you're talking about but I'm going to sleep now so sorry you're gonna have to find someone else

Welp, seeing as how a certain unappreciative ass went and got McDonald's (without offering me any) after I brought back delivery pizza... Here, have a fresh and free pepperoni pizza. ヽ(¬д¬。)

.... Sweet!

hey, i'm not a poser.. the ranger gave me bear repealant so i can protect everyone from bears.. but anyway, thanks for the info, sir! 8D

Yeah no prob.

what a little artist. he captured you perfectly.

I know man geez kids an artistic genius if you ask me.