I'm here now!!

basically I was stupid and I made my account off of my friend's acc, but now I made my own. @jauregaymila

[discreet-introvert]

This is probably the best 27 seconds of my life.

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Lmfao. Everyone is tired of this pr and him.

___

Hi Tony, what do you think of Camila Cabello? Yes I mean, she is beautiful, talented and generous in spirit. I don’t know what she saw in that guy, Shawn.

Imagine how tired we are 🤣

[canolajauregui]

Hello I decided to do some math, which is something I never thought I would say for fun.

Handwritten by Shawn debuted at no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 with 119,000 album-equivalent units.

Illuminate by Shawn debuted at no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 with 145,000 album-equivalent units.

His self titled album debuted at no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 with 182,000 album-equivalent units.

Wonder debuted no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 but only with 89,000 album-equivalent units.

AKA WONDER FLOPPED.

Camila debuted no. 1 on the US Billboard 200 with 119,000 album-equivalent units.

Romance debuted no. 3 on the US Billboard 200 with 86,000 album-equivalent units.

Let me break it down for you...

Shawn + Camila = album flops

(Better when they were just friends)

(Sold less when they're together)

CONCLUSION

LET THIS PR END!!!

[5h-foreverinmyheart-1d]

I asked my friend the same dogs in the picture and she said that they were totally different so it’s up to you

[canolajauregui]

I wanted to look into it (😏) and see the difference...

Those two dogs don't have the same head shape... like the Tarzan left has more of a rounded snout while the Tarzan on the right has a more squared snout. Idk if that makes sense.

can you see the difference better now?

Tarzan 1

Tarzan 2

Also thinking about it, is it healthy for a puppy to fly that often? Like I know that his ears and every thing work the same as ours but like at idk 8 months old he's still pretty young, and in less than eight months Tarzan wont even be able to travel in the cabin.

Also what will happen to the dogs when this whole thing ends? Adoption or will Shawn's family keep it since you know it would he more suiting for him since he took him home for the holidays or where will the dog stay because depending on the situation shawn might have to go on tour for his album or something....

[canolajauregui]

And there back to the walks again.

Ok let's look at these.

Can I just say that Camila and Sinuhe really look like they don't want to be there. Like they would rather not be on the walk with Shawn or with Shawn at all.

Also Camila looks emotionally drained like, she really needs a break. And I was thinking that since Sinuhe always went on tour with Camila she knows her daughter better, or she knows that doing this is hurting her daughter, I mean who would intentionally do this to their daughter just to get paparazzi pictures with her boyfriend?

[canolajauregui]

welcome to another post of I genuinely confused by ss.

So we all know about the Taylor Hill and Camila rumors from back in 2015, right?

And I was like let's see what she looked like back then...

LITERALLY SO BEAUTIFUL

But anyway then I was like omg she looks so pretty, and like the weird person I am, I was like let's see what, according to ss, camila saw in shawn back in 2015 to have a crush on him...

... no comment...

so you're telling me camila

'could've choosen' between:

,

cuz ari is wifey (not anymore?) and of course,

GODDESSES LITERALLY

and you mean to tell me she had a crush on

like no❤...

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk about how ss need to get a pair of eyes...

[camrenmovie]

i feel like im hurting myself

[canolajauregui]

:( I'm sad now

[jauregaymila]

GUYS!!!

What if Camila comes out in June?

Why you may ask, well if we take into account Lauren's relationships that have been thought to be PR, we can see a pattern.

Lauren dated Lucy on-and-off from around 2015 to early 2017. So around two years, right? She was also in a relationship with singer Ty Dolla Sign from 2017 to 2019. Two years.

Then Camila dated Matthew Hussey from February 2018 to June 2019. Roughly 17 months. This may be the anomaly because the Señorita mv came out on the 21st, so the decided to start promoting the song...

As of today (Tuesday 5th of January 2021) Camila and Shawn have dated for 18 months, now this could be the situation where their contract lasts another 6 months to be 2 years.

In six months time guess what month it is... You guessed it, Pride month. So Camila could in fact come out in June.

I also found a TikTok that said that Camila was due to come out in 2021.

Camila is due to come out as gay in 2021 I have a friend who works for a record company in LA sources there say Camila was ready to come out this year but due to management issues and Covid 19 that has been delayed Camila wanted to make the announcement after production on her movie had been completed however bosses worried that could affect the marketing of the film and then of course the virus hit putting production back months however Camila is said to be very relaxed about the situation and has already told close friends and family of her decision in which they are fully behind her what that means for camren who knows.

I typed it up incase you couldn't see the screenshot clearly.

I mean I don't really know...

[jauregaymila]

Also can I add, I was watching Reaction Life's video over on YouTube.

About Camila coming out.

An interesting point is made, about how Lauren was going to release LJ1 in 2020. If we go back in time to the 2019 Latin Grammys, in an interview she said that her album was coming in 2020.

My album's coming 2020, that's what's important.

Then the theory in the video is that Lauren would have a song about camren and that relationship.

If we think about it, it makes sense. Camila wanted to come out in 2020 but was going to wait until after the production of the movie because bosses were worried about marketing. Covid hit so that set production back months, so no movie. Then if Lauren released the album in 2020, it would affect Camila's relationship, (career because shawmila shippers and Shawn's fans would hate on her for 'playing with his heart for attention') and the movie.

IN CONCLUSION: CAMILA COMES OUT AFTER THE MOVIE IS DONE/IN THEATERS(PRIDE MONTH), LAUREN RELEASES LJ1 AND IT'S ABOUT CAMREN. CAMREN COMES OUT, SHIPPERS CRY AND CELEBRATE AND THEY'RE FINALLY FREE!!!

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. *bows*

[canolajauregui]

OMG!!!

So I was on Genius looking at Camila's unreleased songs, then I was like ok let's look at Lauren's.

So I went on it and i saw this...

And I was like this looks really Camren related because of this...

So anyways I pressed on it and I was like 🤯 why is no one talking about this....

I was basically like why is no one talking about this so I went on Tumblr to investigate because someone out there has to have seen this, anyway I go on tumblr trying to find anything on the song (but I end up just spending way too much time mindlessly scrolling through camren hashtags but that's irrelevant).

And then I do find something,

Basically saying that it should be released on what day... you guessed it.

CAMILA'S BIRTHDAY...

but anyways look at the lyrics,

We know about what are they talking about yes we know

They know about Harmonizers talking about Camren.

They are rumors and doubts but when we meet we know

what an eclipse means

Camren rumors and the fandom has doubts whether they're true or not, but they know. We know what the sun and the moon mean to Camren.

You tell me that you are tired and we should get over this

Maybe at one point Camila got tired of Camren being secret. Lauren talked on 'En La Sala with Becky G' about a girl who she fell in love with and how she couldn't be with someone (lauren) who doesn't want to be with her really. And saying it was traumatizing for someone who was queer, and accepted that about herself. And having to lose her because of that matter.

But when the drama ends you and I we know what an eclipse means

I'm going to say that the drama is all the PR Camila has with Shawn, so when that ends Camila and Lauren will know what them being together means either for themselves or for the rest of the world (if they come out).

You tell me that I don't fight for you don't you think I tried?

This reminded me of the same thing as before about Camila not wanting to be with Lauren because Lauren wanted to be this hetero-relationship and not be queer or have any relation with that at all, whilst Camila tried over and over to fight for them.

Or even fight for them through their early PRs whilst Lauren might've just have been happy to get a PR to shut down the Camren rumors.

But Camila doesn't know that Lauren is fighting against everything she learnt growing up, about how being queer is not acceptable in the eye of the bible, and in a non queer loving household.

Yes and I wish I could turn back time where I see through your eyes and I see your soul

I have a few ideas about this,

Turn back time to 5H days when Lauren could look at Camila during interviews and whilst singing or on the bus and in hotel rooms.

It can be linked to Camila's lyrics from Feel it twice: Oh, I'm scared if I look in your eyes, I might see your soul

And it can be linked to twenty one pilots' song Stressed Out in the lyrics: Wish we could turn back time To the good old days. The days when she was with Camila

Can we meet again? and have an Eclipse at 3am?

Lauren asking camila if they can meet again which links into another point I'm going to make in a second. And of course the late night lyrics which we all remember from Camila's songs.

Cinderella: 'Cause it's 3am and there ain't no sun

U Shaped Space: It's 3am, you know, I know can't cure the vacancy

In the Dark: Who are you when it's 3am and you're all alone

My Oh My: Comes alive at midnight

Never Be the Same: Sneaking in L.A. when the lights are low

And more bit those are all the ones I can remember.

My point in all of this is...

If it's true that Camila was going to come out in 2020 and Lauren was going to release LJ1 in 2020 and Eclipse on March 3rd, it would some how make sense.

Ok hear me out, Lauren releases eclipse a very Camren song as we see above on Camila's birthday. Everyone start talking about it, because you know they put two and two together and brings Camren up again (naturally, like with out Camila or Lauren having to address it directly)... That affects Shawn and Camila's relationship or something. And it gave people the time margin between Camila's birthday and the release of Cinderella to draw their own conclusions and for gossip magazines to talk and speculate on it.

Camila breaks up with or gets dumped (maybe the narrative makes Shawn 'be grossed out' by Camila possibly being gay or queer and as previously mentioned in his interviews because he has a glass ego he will get insecure or something.) Camila finally comes out after the Cinderella promo and movie. When LJ1 comes out with the camren songs they come out, and they live happily ever after the end.

Thanks for coming to my other Ted talk *bows and takes a deep breath*

[canolajauregui]

Welcome to another episode of why I hate the internet and Camila's team.

Today I was telling my friend (the ss shipper who I'm slowly turning into a cs) about all the members of 5H.

So I Googled them and these are the results.

Ally

Normal right? Pictures of Ally.

Normani

Again pictures of Normani, like I asked Google.

Lauren

Pictures of Lauren and ONE picture of camren followed by more pictures of Lauren.

Dinah

Once more pictures of Dinah like I asked Google.

Oh and for fun let's just search up Camila.

Why are there so many pictures of her with Shawn? Like I scrolled further to see how many pictures there were. It's almost as if her team is trying to put out her relationship with Shawn more than her career, interviews and music...

Anyways just casually waiting for June now, to see if this bs ends.🤞

[canolajauregui]

I've been in a sad mood since I woke up, because I had a sad camren dream. Keep in that during this whole thing I was like a superior being, so I couldn't interact with them only watch the dream.

So we start off Camila and Shawn are called in for a 'work' meeting. Outside the building they do some more stunt stuff for the pictures.

As soon as they get away from the paps they let go of their hands and take a few side steps away from eachother. And walk into a conference room.

Their teams sit them down for their meetings about how the year will play out, the stunts, the pictures, videos etc.

Camila and Shawn honestly didn't want to be in the room, but they kept listening anyway.

THEN CAMILA ASKS IF SHE CAN RELEASE ALL OF HWR UNRELEASED SONGS.

(she literally listed them all and she only got no as an answer every time from her manager)

Then Lauren is brought in and Camila like gasped from surprise or something. But she kept her eyes on her, then another man (i physically cannot remember his face or name) came in and Shawn kept looking over at him.

Lauren's team talked about their plans and how they would manage the next few years before Camren could come out.

They talked about albums and songs and even collabs. Then Camila congratulated Lauren on the album. (had already been released)

They talked about more PR stunts with Lauren present, which made her more sad. Then they came up with the idea of another shawmila music collab, to finish off the storyline IKWYDLS and Señorita.

Finally Lauren asked when Camila would be able to be free, but like no one answered her. Then like suddenly like Camila and Shawn left the room and walked down the street hiding hands and talking.(getting pictures taken from the paps)

AND THAT'S ALL BECAUSE I HAD TO WAKE UP FOR ONLINE LESSONS. BUT WHEN I TELL YOU MY HEART HURTS.

*takes a deep breath* I hope you have a good day.

[jauregaymila]

GUYS!!!

What if Camila comes out in June?

Why you may ask, well if we take into account Lauren's relationships that have been thought to be PR, we can see a pattern.

Lauren dated Lucy on-and-off from around 2015 to early 2017. So around two years, right? She was also in a relationship with singer Ty Dolla Sign from 2017 to 2019. Two years.

Then Camila dated Matthew Hussey from February 2018 to June 2019. Roughly 17 months. This may be the anomaly because the Señorita mv came out on the 21st, so the decided to start promoting the song...

As of today (Tuesday 5th of January 2021) Camila and Shawn have dated for 18 months, now this could be the situation where their contract lasts another 6 months to be 2 years.

In six months time guess what month it is... You guessed it, Pride month. So Camila could in fact come out in June.

I also found a TikTok that said that Camila was due to come out in 2021.

Camila is due to come out as gay in 2021 I have a friend who works for a record company in LA sources there say Camila was ready to come out this year but due to management issues and Covid 19 that has been delayed Camila wanted to make the announcement after production on her movie had been completed however bosses worried that could affect the marketing of the film and then of course the virus hit putting production back months however Camila is said to be very relaxed about the situation and has already told close friends and family of her decision in which they are fully behind her what that means for camren who knows.

I typed it up incase you couldn't see the screenshot clearly.

I mean I don't really know...

[jauregaymila]

Also can I add, I was watching Reaction Life's video over on YouTube.

About Camila coming out.

An interesting point is made, about how Lauren was going to release LJ1 in 2020. If we go back in time to the 2019 Latin Grammys, in an interview she said that her album was coming in 2020.

My album's coming 2020, that's what's important.

Then the theory in the video is that Lauren would have a song about camren and that relationship.

If we think about it, it makes sense. Camila wanted to come out in 2020 but was going to wait until after the production of the movie because bosses were worried about marketing. Covid hit so that set production back months, so no movie. Then if Lauren released the album in 2020, it would affect Camila's relationship, (career because shawmila shippers and Shawn's fans would hate on her for 'playing with his heart for attention') and the movie.

IN CONCLUSION: CAMILA COMES OUT AFTER THE MOVIE IS DONE/IN THEATERS(PRIDE MONTH), LAUREN RELEASES LJ1 AND IT'S ABOUT CAMREN. CAMREN COMES OUT, SHIPPERS CRY AND CELEBRATE AND THEY'RE FINALLY FREE!!!

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. *bows*

[jauregaymila]

ok so you guys know how lauren posted a picture on her ig story being all like this doesn't mean this.

this one...

can we talk about this for a second...

just because you saw it on social media, doesn't mean it's true.

guess who has been seen on social media...

not forgetting all the pictures the paparazzi caught of them casually walking and with the dogs (also what happened to the dogs the other times they went on walks? suddenly they dont need walking?)

also shawn didn't help camila when she clearly needed help with the dog situation. :(

and just another thing to add, not that it can be really counted as social media but it was all over socials and a few articles as well.

lauren recently did that podcast with becky g, denying camren, and saying camila was straight. personally I think it was a bit scripted, since you know, camila literally posted this, with the caption: ❤🧡💛💚💙💖(like a pride flag)

and then can we also talk about this:

just because I value my sleep, doesn't mean I am lazy.

because it reminded me of:

most importantly of:

(but looking at it now(not wanting to crush anyone's possible dream) if you see lauren's caption it looks like it's a bit too far up to be the legit caption, aka it was edited? like I'm genuinely curious I don't know, I joined the fandom quiet recently but I don't remember anyone saying that this was edited)

and I know I'm going a bit off topic but the time:

like lauren let her peacefully sleep, and shawn covered her in donuts... :/

[jauregaymila]

i was on factime with my friend, who I'm slowly turning into a cs from being a ss.

and then she was like but how can they be like writing songs to each other and shawn saying all of his songs are for camila, including wonder? then she proceeded to say the romance was about shawn(but I won't get into that).

and she had lights on on in the background. and theres a lyric that goes:

But I'm a gentleman so I'll be

The one who takes it slowly

And I remembered the fact that 'they've been talking about getting engaged & marriage' but they've dating since July 4th 2019 according to shawn. which means they been dating for like 18 months now?(not good at math)

and I get that it could just be a coincidence or something but I find it kinda funny.

[jauregaymila]

I was just watching some 5h takeovers from when they were on tour back in 2014.

and I know most people will think of the video where they thought camila and lauren were in the same bunk. 😏

But I think that they may have shared a little more of a heart warming moments, it may be a stretch and it may just be me wanting to keep this innocent image on them instead of them making out in the bunk.

In the video they explain how Camila and Lauren both have the bottom two bunks which are across from each other.

Lauren has this really comfortable looking bed set up thing, with two pillows and blankets and multiple jumpers she has to keep her "warm and in place" as the bus moves. And Camila has a bunch of stuff in her bunk, some taped up pictures and her flower necklace.AND A FULL LIBRARY AND AT ONE POINT YOU CAN EVEN SEE A FULL SUITCASE IN THE BUNK. I would personally think that sleeping with a whole suitcase is a bit uncomfortable, but mila you do you.

And I basically got this really sad and heartwarming thought in my head(however you want to look at).

I think Camila kept all the stuff in one bunk for a reason, she used to sleep with Lauren in her bunk. And that's really why Lauren had two pillows instead of just the one. Maybe the jumpers were just Camila's and hers that they just forgot to put away or they left like that until they went back to sleep.

Like in the fanfics, like Lauren laid in her bunk and like Camila would come into the bunk and would like lay with her head on Lauren's chest and bury herself in the crook of her neck or some shit like that.

And on an even sadder note, they would sleep together but then in the morning before rehearsals or makeup, Camila would wake up and leave to her bunk so no one knew about them being together. (But that thought went out of the window when they started moaning in Camila's bunk😆)

And I know what Lauren said about them just being friends or whatever at that time. And I know they could've just had the suitcase there in that moment. (I mean where else were they stored?None of the other girls had theirs with them.) But the thought of them sleeping together because Camila was possibly scared just kinda warms my heart.

Anyways it may just be a stretch and they may have just slept separately, but oh well.