{.stay golden.}

I've got an empire burning in my veins Somewhere between trash and aesthetic

[coldbrewlesbian-deactivated2020]

chuck e cheese google reviews are a freakin gold mine

[catcrumb]

[ytphobia-deactivated20210908]

[prokopetz]

Your name is BABA YAGA. Your hobbies include NEEDLEPOINT, CANNIBALISM, and ANNOYING KOSCHEI THE DEATHLESS.

[susiephone]

attention!!! i am currently seeking employment!!! i will accept any of the following offers:

governess for an intelligent child in an old, decaying mansion in the english/scottish countryside (MAYBE american, but it has to be a part of the country where it rains a lot) (note: the house must host at LEAST one ghost) (second note: if the child’s parent is single, good-looking, brooding, moody, and compatible with my sexual orientation, even better)

handmaiden for the Lady Of the House in a mansion, castle, or sprawling country estate (note: the Lady Of the House must avoid questions, give vague answers about her history, have a fondness for red wine, and avoid venturing outside during daylight hours. a fondness for masquerade balls is not required but HIGHLY preferred)

personal tutor for the Young Lady Of the House whose father will not allow her to see any men, but feels he can trust me, another young woman, to keep his daughter out of trouble (note: in this scenario i can play piano so we can play together and “accidentally” brush hands)

assistant to a private investigator in a city where it always rains and always seems to be night, with vaguely humanoid clientele (note: the investigator must wear a long, black coat. after i’ve solved a case all my own – probably around book 4 or 5 – i get one too.)

secretary or assistant to a friendly, wealthy, but suspiciously evasive businessman, who i have an awkward friendship with (note: the businessman must secretly be a thief but he doesn’t tell me at first because he wants to protect me) (second note: he must also be in love with me) (third note: after a few months of this i become a thief too)

[spidaerman]

she knows what she’s talking about 🎃🍂

[whitepeopletwitter]

[psychictoastmaker]

People in the comments being all bitter. As if the arts aren’t out here giving you a reprieve from all the shit y'all go through. As if the arts aren’t out here making sure you live a little bit instead of just surviving.

[miranova23]

[facinaoris]

War of the Foxes, Richard Siken

[grey-wardens-archive-deactivate]

Central to the film is a reclamation of the Orpheus myth, a version of which the three young women read aloud together one night. Sophie registers distress at Orpheus’s fatal, selfish incompetence in looking back at Eurydice when he was told not to, and Marianne suggests he may have done it on purpose, preferring to lose the woman and savor, instead, the romance of his grief, making not “the lover’s choice, but the poet’s.” But it’s Héloïse who removes, for once, the fixation on Orpheus, his failings, and his loss. What if, she says to Marianne with an edge of defiance, it was Eurydice herself who chose art over staying together, who rather than leave the underworld with Orpheus, stopped and called out “Turn around,” preferring to remain down there and be preserved in poetry. A kind of freedom and a kind of permanence, rather than, as eighteenth-century marriage looks to be, an unwilling exchange of one for the other. —  In Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Love is a Work of Art

[tikkety-tok]

Not to be dramatic but I'd die for this cat

[pyreo]

I’m very into the ‘mercy killing’ bookending of Heart of Thorns that places Caithe as a foil to you 

Right before HoT starts you find out Caithe killed her sister to save her from death by torture and prevent her betraying a secret that probably would have got her whole race killed

HoT ends with you killing your brother in all but name, so he can’t be a conduit to keep all sylvari psychically enslaved

It puts you and Caithe on either side of a similar tragedy, giving you a link to her right before the part of the story where you and her need to figure out how to co-parent. It’s even further linked if you’re sylvari too and you shared the same Hunt as her.

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

[transcribed-described]

[ID: a tiktok by @/christiantheshowm, with a caption that reads “Millennials/Gen Z’s as Therapists:” and is a conversation between a therapist and his patient. The therapist is a black man with a beard, wearing a suit and round glasses. the patient is a black man lying down on a couch with one hand resting on his head. he is also wearing a white hoodie. the hoodie is up and the drawstrings are pulled tightly so that only his eyes, nose, and mouth are shown.]

Transcript:

Therapist: So how have things been?

Patient: Maybe I was just put on this earth just to die.

Therapist: Ok.

Patient: Like I’m not meant to find love or be happy.

Therapist: I got you.

Patient: Like I’m just supposed to die.

(the patient turns to the therapist who nods. the camera zooms in.)

Therapist (putting a pen up by his mouth): It do be like that sometimes.

Patient: It do be like that sometimes.

(the camera zooms in more)

Therapist: But not all the time.

[demonicstain]

That actually made me feel better.

[feedyourlocalgoth]

Why did this like bring a tear to me eyes

[dantalaois]

@mediatorofnone​

[dilfgmancoolatta]

youve heard of “press f to pay respects” now get ready for

[secretaryofdarkness]

Never seen a button prompt in a video game that asked so politely. I think I WILL press O to spend time with the boys, thank you very much

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[jaubaius]

I love you too.

“Scrappy baby.” “screppy.” “Scrappy Baby.” “screppy beeb.” “Scrappy BABY.” “screppy BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY”

Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/fx4d0a/scrappy_b_a_b_y/

[vwhoops]

This would be an incredibly cursed animal to let out into the wild. Imagine hearing this while camping.

[bunjywunjy]

holy fuck that is NOT the voice I was expecting to hear come out of a bird that small

[mrbiggsproductions]

I want to teach a local flock to say ominous things in the forest like “T U R N B A C K” or “H E W W O ?”