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098: Chizuru is more in love with Orihime's left boob than her right

Either way Orihime's boobs brings all the Chizuru to her yard.

097: Mayuri secretly loves Kirio

Ever since becoming aware of the female who Hiyori loved so much - he was curious as to who the woman was. He was fascinated by the idea of a woman who loved science as much as he does.

One day they will meet and fall in love.

#Mayuri Kurotsuchi #Kirio #Bleac #Canon

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096: Mayori

A long time ago in the Soul Society, a young Hiyori and a young Mayuri were happy to see Kisuke was away and decided they would have a bit of fun and have a small party. They both got wasted and had hot steamy and rough sex, which was filmed by the young perverted Akon.

For years Hiyori did not know it had happened until Mayuri confessed and showed her the tape. Hiyori is a tsundere, slowly falling for Mayuri.

#Mayuri Kurotsuchi #Hiyori #Bleach #Canon

095: Luppi X Charlotte is canon

#canon #bleach #charlotte #luppi

094: Mayuri is the Seireitei prostitute.

His name on the street is MayMay and he works the corner out the front of his barracks cause at the end of the day all of his scientists are a bit horny.

#Mayuri Kurotsuchi #Bleach #canon

093. Cont'd

That's why its called the diamond dust rebellion.

093. Toshiro Hitsugaya's nipples are so cold and hard they can cut through diamond.

You can tell the temperature in the room just by his nipples.

092: Barragan Luisenbarn is a closet 1D fanboy.

91. The creation of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" was part of Aizen's plan.

#Bleach #CANON

090: Grimmjow keeps a box of pictures under his bed. These are not pictures of naked women, however they are pictures of little kittens.

He wishes he was a kitten like the cute ones in the pictures he finds. If you look through the box long enough as well you may find a little scrunched up picture in there, it is of Ulquiorra with cat ears drawn on him.

#Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez #Bleach #Canon #neko

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089: Ulquiorra wants to 'piss on your tits'.

#Bleach #Misfits quote #Ulquiorra #canon

GIN RAN STUFF AND ICHIME TOO PLEASE

GIN ONCE RAN TO THE GAS STATION TO BUY PORN WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT RIN HAD SPILLED CAKE AND STUFF ON HIS OLD MAGS AND MADE THE PAGES ALL STICKY AN GROSS AND UNUSABLE. UNFORTUNATELY, SINCE IT WAS GAS STATION PORN, THE BEST HE COULD FIND WAS "SEXY, HAIRY, LUMBERJACKS". HE ENDED UP BUYING IT THOUGH. OH, AND FAPPING TO IT NIGHTLY.

ICHIGO ONCE HAD AN ITCH ON HIS BACK SO BAD THAT HE CALLED ORIHIME OVER TO SCRATCH IT FOR HIM AND THEN THEY TOOK THEIR CLOTHES OFF AND DID IT AND RUKIA WATCHED FROM THE CLOSET AND IT WAS THE MOST AWKWARD VIRGIN SEX EVER.

ALSO

YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO SPELL, KIMOSABE

Anything about IZuru?

You mean aside from the fact that he is an emo baby who cries himself to sleep every night at the fact that he and Ulquiorra's emo emoness can never become one?

088: You know who secretly shoots up in the bathroom every time they go.... Yachiru.

That's why she is always so high and hyperactive.

Now you know.

#Yachiru #Bleach #Canon

087: Hiyori used to get wasted with Mayuri and Akon. She then proceeded to strip and woke up the next day denying anything happened between them.

To this day she still denies it ever happening.

Though we all know it happened.

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