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Easthies: "Qifrey ran off and nearly got himself killed! All because you couldn't control him!"
Olruggio: "Since when is looking after Qifrey my- Oh. That's exactly my job, isn't it?"
Olruggio: "I can't believe nobody's wished me a happy father's day."
Qifrey: "You're not a dad."
Olruggio: *points to the girls* "Are you fucking kidding!?"
Olruggio: "It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating."
Qifrey: "I swear, I don't know what this is about."
Easthies: "You know what you did."
Qifrey: "I've done a lot of things. I need to know which one you found out about."
Qifrey: "Hey Oru, you dropped your dy... dy... dynamite!"
Qifrey: [nervous laugh]
Qifrey: "What else have you, uh, got in there?"
Olruggio, rummaging through his bag: "Oh, er... Gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and... paper clips - big ones. You know, just, uh... office supplies."
Easthies: "This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand."
Qifrey: "That sounds like a dare to me."
Easthies: "Oh my god."
Qifrey: "And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse."
Easthies: "Yesterday, I overheard Echo saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?", and Etlan replying "Trust me.". I have never moved from one room to the other so quickly in my life."
Easthies: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of losing everyone I love and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Utowin: You and me!!!
Easthies, tearing up: Okay.
[Easthies has caught a witch accosting one of their students.]
Witch: What, am I supposed to be scared 'cause there're Knights out here?
Easthies: No, you're supposed to be scared because if you ever put your hands on that child again, you're not going to jail...
[Easthies brandishes his spear menacingly.]
Easthies: I'm going to jail.
Utowin: "Have you been yelled at by Easthies yet?"
Olruggio: "I'm not scared of him."
Utowin: "So that's a 'no'."
Utowin, passing by the other Knights: Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.
Garuga: Good morning!
Easthies: Good morning.
Lulucy: Good morning, friends!
Echo: You all sound like robots. "Good morning, good morning."
Etoran: Yeah, spice it up a bit!
Utowin, throwing the door open: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!
Easthies: "How do you ask someone out?"
Qifrey: "Well-"
Olruggio: "Don't ask him, he asked me out in a tavern bathroom."
Easthies:
Qifrey:
Olruggio:
Easthies: "And you said yes?"
Echo: Hey, Easthies. Settle an argument for us.
Etoran: What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
[Easthies glances at the table in between the twins, then back at them.]
Easthies: The coffee table.
Easthies: "My problem is I expect everyone to have common sense, and they don't."