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Seraph |∆θ| 22 | Jewish Dyke | It/Its | sometimes i talk about my visual novel | if youve ever been curious about new wave sf hit me up

[canoncanidae]

I alway s wanted to fuck her

[canoncanidae]

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[charl0ttan]

i love it when the final song on an album is called something like "goodnight" or "farewell" except for when the beatles did it because they sang about problematic themes and three of them got yhe fourth one pregnant in the early days when they all looked alike and nobody could remember which one it was so they all got abortions just in case

[dogpuppy]

[princessdraconic]

dwyer the disgraced taking the podium at the frozen eleum loyce municipal centre press conference. pulling out the bewitched alonne sword from a brown paper bag

[maidthings]

please use a black separation crystal if this offends you

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[c0ulrophilia]

A lot of fantasies work for me because what if a girl threatens to knot me, I'm supposed to not want it? Like I can't get pregnant so it's not "oh don't knock me up that's so dangerous" doesn't work either. My imagination just isn't good enough to these kinks while I'm sober

[c0ulrophilia]

Nooo little werewolf girl, don't rape me <- Statement I would never ever make.

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

would you still love me if i was losing my grip a little bit more each day

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

would you still love me if i was losing my grip a little bit more each day

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

would you still love me if i was losing my grip a little bit more each day

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

would you still love me if i was losing my grip a little bit more each day

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet