deadeyed dykething simulacrum

~40, tma. it/its. unsavory unperson blog. 🪝

[deadeyed-dykething]

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it/its. tma. switch irl but really only dominant here. about 40 years old.

i am here to be a mentally unwell pervert first and foremost. doesn't mean other stuff won't slip through but you gotta know what you're signing up for. people keep asking about hobbies; mostly i make music and write a bit. i watch movies. i learn and practice ASL. I'm pretty autistic about STG.

asks are open. dms open for anyone that isn't a cis guy, always looking for new friends and weirdos, but i am not an automated kink dispenser. also my brain and body have problems and i can't always respond for stretches.

non-exhaustive untagged kinks: cnc, siscon/incest, intox, blood/gore, vivisection, hypno, stalking, obsession, machine eroticism, etc etc. edit: i lied and some of them are tagged but not super consistently, you figure it out.

naturally this is all fiction/fantasy/consensual.

my posts are tagged #mine and pictures of me are tagged #me. my text posts are tagged #txt and my audio posts are tagged #audio. my answered asks are tagged #answered.

transfeminism or i'll fucking kill you.

anons:

🦋, 🌻, 🦐, 💝, 💌, ☁️, 🦎,

🦑, 🎀, 🦊🫠, 🫀, 🫐, 🔪

[goatgirleyes]

molests your bared fangs cutely

[fertilefloor]

her exposed soft

[fertilefloor]

i need to be palpated. push my organs around

[echoesofechos]

Your daughter has been taking an AWFULLY long time in the bathroom ever since you installed those new Slut Lightbulbs but....no......it couldn't be...

[mattibee]

how am I supposed to reduce screen time when there are literally girls in there

[muttcvnt]

I 🖤 pregaming

[qqchurch]

oh my god

[angelic6upernova]

the handsy pervert would like you to sit a little bit closer please. please

[strawsojuberry]

[clockybrunette]

do not use your sisters as a source of comparison!

you deserve to see yourself as shining in your own way, and she does not deserve to be the whipping girl of your dysphoria.

[finalaudreythespiritswithin]

being a gay tranny means that every ~6 months women who are both beautiful and kind will start talking about a new show and every other tranny who isn't you has already seen it and loves it and it's called like Goobgort's Veterinary Hospital of Friendship and it's about a bunch of sick animals who are friends but also they have problems and big emotions and hurt eachother too if you can imagine that and there's a mean human nurse who's like your abusive mother and it has the most visually unappealing animation you've ever seen in your life but one of the sick dogs is actually transgender you see and the girls will tell you it "changed their life" and if you say that it doesn't really seem like your kind of thing they WILL cry so you just keep your head down and wait for the next trendy thing to take its place and one day a couple of years later you're blowing some 24 year old while a poster of the transgender dog who has cancer or perhaps some sort of blood disease looks down on you smugly

[stateownedslut]

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

[floral-ashes]

Always worth re-sharing this.

Trans Rules of Engagement - INTO

We are all flawed, traumatized humans at the end of their rope.

[headedoutleft]

Principles

1. We are all flawed, traumatized humans at the end of their rope. Many of our actions say more about the conditions we live under than who we are as people.

2. No one is disposable. No one is unsalvageable.

3. Life holds greater value than being right or comfortable. Hurt is preferable to death.

4. No one should be deprived of community.

5. Harm does not require further harm. Punishment does not equate protection or healing.

[houndmother]

read this one too. while i’m giving homework.

[sapphling]

"don't follow empty-eyed leering women with sharp toothed grins home just because they pet you behind the ears and call you a good dog and tell you they have cold cuts in their fridge for you" uhh then where am i gonna get my cold cuts from. fucking dumbass

[sapphling]

"don't follow empty-eyed leering women with sharp toothed grins home just because they pet you behind the ears and call you a good dog and tell you they have cold cuts in their fridge for you" uhh then where am i gonna get my cold cuts from. fucking dumbass

[billys-blueballsaf]

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)

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