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Tired to post like 10 times but Tumblr wasn't having it, so I'm not taking the time to re-type all my headcanons/details. If you wanna know any of that feel free to ask :)
+Bonus: Jimbo & their dog Chamber, she's a Springer Spaniel :D
Ned playing the arcade game behind Jimbo is too cute š„° heās still somewhat of a kid inside.
ohhh I like them
jimbo and ned gay uncles canon
SILLY OLD MEN!!!!!
hang in there bud
genuinely losing it over yassified Ned
My fic is just shuffling BNL and either getting a cute kids song or some guy with depression
hey gang have I told yas about some of my headcanons
A lot of these are connected to my fanfic, Our House. If youād like to read it Iāll leave a link for it underneath my headcanons. The support Iāve received on both the original upload and the reupload(which is getting updated as much as possible) is so amazing. Thank you guys for reading my silly little ideas :) <3 most of these hcs will be Kern-Kimble related!
FAMILY & CHILDHOOD RELATED HCS
Jimbo and Sharon
The two are half siblings with about an 8-9 year age difference, both with the same mother(Daisy Kern) but different fathers, Jimboās being unknown and Sharonās being David āDavyā Kimble. Sharon is cousins with Richard Tweak.
Jimbo grew up in a women and childrenās centre with his mother and was often teased for wearing old or handmade clothing after Daisyās parents kicked her out. She had Jimbo as a teenager forcing her to drop out of highschool. She absolutely adored him, he was a maaaaajor mamaās boy and is to this day. As a kid, Jimbo adored little tin soldiers that used to come in cereal boxes and a couple old wooden trucks his stepfather made him.
When Jimbo was 6, Daisy met his future stepfather, Davy. The man worked as a cook at the centre and often entertained the children, especially Jimbo, by performing shadow puppet shows or making paper hats. Davy and Daisy began dating, against the rules of the facility and got married when Jimbo was 8 after finding out Daisy was pregnant. Davy and Jimbo had always been close, and he took Jimbo on his first hunting trip at 8 years old.
Sharon wasnāt told her brother had a different father until she questioned them having separate last names after a few kids in her class teased her about it. Overall, it confused her but that was still her big brother. With both parents working full-time jobs to keep the family afloat, Jimbo practically raised her. As a kid Sharon was good friends with her cousin, Richard Tweak and Gerald Broflovski. She was often teased for dressing tomboyish and trying to act like her older brother.
Ned
Ned was the second child of an American man and Canadian mother. His father, Edward Gerblanski, was born in Denver, while his mother, Louise Gerblanski(Morrison), was born in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. The two met when Edward visited Cape Breton in his early 20s. Ned is partially named after his father, his legal name being Edwin Thomas Gerblanski but in high school he began introducing himself simply as Ned or Ned G to separate from his poor home life. His older sisterās name is Lorraine, sheās taller than him and he hates it.
Ned grew up in Canada until about age 14, when his family moved to Denver, going from rural Cape Breton with fishing boats and cranberry bogs to a cramped and glorified cardboard box of an apartment. He adored bugs and history classes, as well as reading and in high school began boxing to get rid of emotions. His father was verbally and emotionally abusive towards all three of them. He was often sick as a child, especially after moving to the city where his coughing fits would get worse. Today, his mother is back in Canada and Ned calls her often.
Nedās sister is an over-dramatic, artsy, lesbian wine aunt. Lorraine is an ex hippie and visits every few months. Sheās hard of hearing and genuinely drives Jimbo up the wall but <3 Louise was not expecting two gay kids, but she supports the both of them and tries her best to be understanding. Louise is still alive, but Edward is not.
Others
Randy was raised by his father, his mother was around but an alcoholic.
Barbrady had a poor childhood, both parents were barely ever around and he was raised by his grandmother.
Richard Tweak is actually Richard Tweak, his mother and Sharonās father are cousins. Tweek Bros began with Richard Tweak sr and his brother but constant fighting caused his brother to leave and force Richard jr to fill in his role running the place.
As kids Gerald and Liane wanted each other dead.
On top of that, Liane used to bully Sharon about her brother going to war before Sharon finally broke her nose and she shut up.
Jimbo used to watch Nedās college boxing games and never realized it was him until he was like 40 and was like āoh hey thatās where I recognized you from!!ā.
Shelley is a teen mother like her grandmother, she has a little boy with Kevin at 17 and the two get married after highschool.
His name is Oliver and he is such a little bastard, Stan babysits all the the time. Kennyās not allowed to after trying to feed him dry cereal as an infant.
Sharon had headgear as a kid too, it made her just as violent she just had a brother double her size.
As adults though, Sharon is taller than Jimbo by an inch or two and Jimbo hates it.
Sharon and Randy get divorced when the kids are 13 and 16. Sharon has nearly full custody and the kids opt to spend more time with her than with Randy.
Ned and Jimbo are the legal guardians of the McCormick kids after their parents are arrested around the same time the Marshes divorce. Then a little afterwards, dominos fall and arrest the Tweaks leaving them with Tweek as well. Neither of them are fond of the term adoptive and donāt want to be called dad or anything by the kids, just want to act like role models and help them out.
Jimbo is secretly a Swiftie and Ned is secretly a fan of Canadian alt rock band, Barenaked Ladies.
I donāt CARE if autism technically doesnāt exist in South Park canon!! autistic Jimbo & Ned, autistic Stan, autistic Shelley and autistic Kevin. Mostly undiagnosed.
When Stan was diagnosed Sharon pointed it out to Jimbo and he was shocked.
āIām normal š”š”ā
The two always just found their traits were quirks and come to accept it, neither are ever professionally diagnosed but they know what sensory things bother each other and signs of the other getting overwhelmed.
Ned reads Jimbo sad old dog books(Old Yeller, Where The Red Fern Grows) and he sobs. A grown man bawling over a bedtime story <3
The two have two dogs, Stars and Stripes, two old bloodhounds that sleep at the foot of the bed and snore worse than the two men. Jimbo bought them off some guy on Facebook marketplace.
Just like Stan, Sharon canāt shoot anything and would break down in tears on hunting trips with her dad and Jimbo.
I LOVE ALL OF THESE HOLY HECK AUTISM BEDBO REAL
WAAA TYSM I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED HSLF OF THEM AND HAD TO RETYPE IT ALL
NO PROBLEM
I DOMT KNOW WHY ARE WE YELLING ššš
PROBABLY ALL THE COOL HEADCANONS MAKIN US YELL
THEY ARE.. IN OUR BLOOD STREAM
Can't be
Blood full of gay ppl already
theyāre having a little party in their (your veins will be littered in American flags and red solo cups)
Buddy,I'm american,my bloods already full of American flags and red solo cups
Is that like Canadian having maple syrup coatings so they donāt get cold? Like ducks and their oil?
hey gang have I told yas about some of my headcanons
A lot of these are connected to my fanfic, Our House. If youād like to read it Iāll leave a link for it underneath my headcanons. The support Iāve received on both the original upload and the reupload(which is getting updated as much as possible) is so amazing. Thank you guys for reading my silly little ideas :) <3 most of these hcs will be Kern-Kimble related!
FAMILY & CHILDHOOD RELATED HCS
Jimbo and Sharon
The two are half siblings with about an 8-9 year age difference, both with the same mother(Daisy Kern) but different fathers, Jimboās being unknown and Sharonās being David āDavyā Kimble. Sharon is cousins with Richard Tweak.
Jimbo grew up in a women and childrenās centre with his mother and was often teased for wearing old or handmade clothing after Daisyās parents kicked her out. She had Jimbo as a teenager forcing her to drop out of highschool. She absolutely adored him, he was a maaaaajor mamaās boy and is to this day. As a kid, Jimbo adored little tin soldiers that used to come in cereal boxes and a couple old wooden trucks his stepfather made him.
When Jimbo was 6, Daisy met his future stepfather, Davy. The man worked as a cook at the centre and often entertained the children, especially Jimbo, by performing shadow puppet shows or making paper hats. Davy and Daisy began dating, against the rules of the facility and got married when Jimbo was 8 after finding out Daisy was pregnant. Davy and Jimbo had always been close, and he took Jimbo on his first hunting trip at 8 years old.
Sharon wasnāt told her brother had a different father until she questioned them having separate last names after a few kids in her class teased her about it. Overall, it confused her but that was still her big brother. With both parents working full-time jobs to keep the family afloat, Jimbo practically raised her. As a kid Sharon was good friends with her cousin, Richard Tweak and Gerald Broflovski. She was often teased for dressing tomboyish and trying to act like her older brother.
Ned
Ned was the second child of an American man and Canadian mother. His father, Edward Gerblanski, was born in Denver, while his mother, Louise Gerblanski(Morrison), was born in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. The two met when Edward visited Cape Breton in his early 20s. Ned is partially named after his father, his legal name being Edwin Thomas Gerblanski but in high school he began introducing himself simply as Ned or Ned G to separate from his poor home life. His older sisterās name is Lorraine, sheās taller than him and he hates it.
Ned grew up in Canada until about age 14, when his family moved to Denver, going from rural Cape Breton with fishing boats and cranberry bogs to a cramped and glorified cardboard box of an apartment. He adored bugs and history classes, as well as reading and in high school began boxing to get rid of emotions. His father was verbally and emotionally abusive towards all three of them. He was often sick as a child, especially after moving to the city where his coughing fits would get worse. Today, his mother is back in Canada and Ned calls her often.
Nedās sister is an over-dramatic, artsy, lesbian wine aunt. Lorraine is an ex hippie and visits every few months. Sheās hard of hearing and genuinely drives Jimbo up the wall but <3 Louise was not expecting two gay kids, but she supports the both of them and tries her best to be understanding. Louise is still alive, but Edward is not.
Others
Randy was raised by his father, his mother was around but an alcoholic.
Barbrady had a poor childhood, both parents were barely ever around and he was raised by his grandmother.
Richard Tweak is actually Richard Tweak, his mother and Sharonās father are cousins. Tweek Bros began with Richard Tweak sr and his brother but constant fighting caused his brother to leave and force Richard jr to fill in his role running the place.
As kids Gerald and Liane wanted each other dead.
On top of that, Liane used to bully Sharon about her brother going to war before Sharon finally broke her nose and she shut up.
Jimbo used to watch Nedās college boxing games and never realized it was him until he was like 40 and was like āoh hey thatās where I recognized you from!!ā.
Shelley is a teen mother like her grandmother, she has a little boy with Kevin at 17 and the two get married after highschool.
His name is Oliver and he is such a little bastard, Stan babysits all the the time. Kennyās not allowed to after trying to feed him dry cereal as an infant.
Sharon had headgear as a kid too, it made her just as violent she just had a brother double her size.
As adults though, Sharon is taller than Jimbo by an inch or two and Jimbo hates it.
Sharon and Randy get divorced when the kids are 13 and 16. Sharon has nearly full custody and the kids opt to spend more time with her than with Randy.
Ned and Jimbo are the legal guardians of the McCormick kids after their parents are arrested around the same time the Marshes divorce. Then a little afterwards, dominos fall and arrest the Tweaks leaving them with Tweek as well. Neither of them are fond of the term adoptive and donāt want to be called dad or anything by the kids, just want to act like role models and help them out.
Jimbo is secretly a Swiftie and Ned is secretly a fan of Canadian alt rock band, Barenaked Ladies.
I donāt CARE if autism technically doesnāt exist in South Park canon!! autistic Jimbo & Ned, autistic Stan, autistic Shelley and autistic Kevin. Mostly undiagnosed.
When Stan was diagnosed Sharon pointed it out to Jimbo and he was shocked.
āIām normal š”š”ā
The two always just found their traits were quirks and come to accept it, neither are ever professionally diagnosed but they know what sensory things bother each other and signs of the other getting overwhelmed.
Ned reads Jimbo sad old dog books(Old Yeller, Where The Red Fern Grows) and he sobs. A grown man bawling over a bedtime story <3
The two have two dogs, Stars and Stripes, two old bloodhounds that sleep at the foot of the bed and snore worse than the two men. Jimbo bought them off some guy on Facebook marketplace.
Just like Stan, Sharon canāt shoot anything and would break down in tears on hunting trips with her dad and Jimbo.
I LOVE ALL OF THESE HOLY HECK AUTISM BEDBO REAL
WAAA TYSM I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED HSLF OF THEM AND HAD TO RETYPE IT ALL
NO PROBLEM
I DOMT KNOW WHY ARE WE YELLING ššš
PROBABLY ALL THE COOL HEADCANONS MAKIN US YELL
THEY ARE.. IN OUR BLOOD STREAM
Can't be
Blood full of gay ppl already
theyāre having a little party in their (your veins will be littered in American flags and red solo cups)
oh yeah Iām a plant dad and I name all my plants so these r my succulents Ned and Jimbo
Ned is the one missing like half the plant (I dropped him)
hey gang have I told yas about some of my headcanons
A lot of these are connected to my fanfic, Our House. If youād like to read it Iāll leave a link for it underneath my headcanons. The support Iāve received on both the original upload and the reupload(which is getting updated as much as possible) is so amazing. Thank you guys for reading my silly little ideas :) <3 most of these hcs will be Kern-Kimble related!
FAMILY & CHILDHOOD RELATED HCS
Jimbo and Sharon
The two are half siblings with about an 8-9 year age difference, both with the same mother(Daisy Kern) but different fathers, Jimboās being unknown and Sharonās being David āDavyā Kimble. Sharon is cousins with Richard Tweak.
Jimbo grew up in a women and childrenās centre with his mother and was often teased for wearing old or handmade clothing after Daisyās parents kicked her out. She had Jimbo as a teenager forcing her to drop out of highschool. She absolutely adored him, he was a maaaaajor mamaās boy and is to this day. As a kid, Jimbo adored little tin soldiers that used to come in cereal boxes and a couple old wooden trucks his stepfather made him.
When Jimbo was 6, Daisy met his future stepfather, Davy. The man worked as a cook at the centre and often entertained the children, especially Jimbo, by performing shadow puppet shows or making paper hats. Davy and Daisy began dating, against the rules of the facility and got married when Jimbo was 8 after finding out Daisy was pregnant. Davy and Jimbo had always been close, and he took Jimbo on his first hunting trip at 8 years old.
Sharon wasnāt told her brother had a different father until she questioned them having separate last names after a few kids in her class teased her about it. Overall, it confused her but that was still her big brother. With both parents working full-time jobs to keep the family afloat, Jimbo practically raised her. As a kid Sharon was good friends with her cousin, Richard Tweak and Gerald Broflovski. She was often teased for dressing tomboyish and trying to act like her older brother.
Ned
Ned was the second child of an American man and Canadian mother. His father, Edward Gerblanski, was born in Denver, while his mother, Louise Gerblanski(Morrison), was born in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. The two met when Edward visited Cape Breton in his early 20s. Ned is partially named after his father, his legal name being Edwin Thomas Gerblanski but in high school he began introducing himself simply as Ned or Ned G to separate from his poor home life. His older sisterās name is Lorraine, sheās taller than him and he hates it.
Ned grew up in Canada until about age 14, when his family moved to Denver, going from rural Cape Breton with fishing boats and cranberry bogs to a cramped and glorified cardboard box of an apartment. He adored bugs and history classes, as well as reading and in high school began boxing to get rid of emotions. His father was verbally and emotionally abusive towards all three of them. He was often sick as a child, especially after moving to the city where his coughing fits would get worse. Today, his mother is back in Canada and Ned calls her often.
Nedās sister is an over-dramatic, artsy, lesbian wine aunt. Lorraine is an ex hippie and visits every few months. Sheās hard of hearing and genuinely drives Jimbo up the wall but <3 Louise was not expecting two gay kids, but she supports the both of them and tries her best to be understanding. Louise is still alive, but Edward is not.
Others
Randy was raised by his father, his mother was around but an alcoholic.
Barbrady had a poor childhood, both parents were barely ever around and he was raised by his grandmother.
Richard Tweak is actually Richard Tweak, his mother and Sharonās father are cousins. Tweek Bros began with Richard Tweak sr and his brother but constant fighting caused his brother to leave and force Richard jr to fill in his role running the place.
As kids Gerald and Liane wanted each other dead.
On top of that, Liane used to bully Sharon about her brother going to war before Sharon finally broke her nose and she shut up.
Jimbo used to watch Nedās college boxing games and never realized it was him until he was like 40 and was like āoh hey thatās where I recognized you from!!ā.
Shelley is a teen mother like her grandmother, she has a little boy with Kevin at 17 and the two get married after highschool.
His name is Oliver and he is such a little bastard, Stan babysits all the the time. Kennyās not allowed to after trying to feed him dry cereal as an infant.
Sharon had headgear as a kid too, it made her just as violent she just had a brother double her size.
As adults though, Sharon is taller than Jimbo by an inch or two and Jimbo hates it.
Sharon and Randy get divorced when the kids are 13 and 16. Sharon has nearly full custody and the kids opt to spend more time with her than with Randy.
Ned and Jimbo are the legal guardians of the McCormick kids after their parents are arrested around the same time the Marshes divorce. Then a little afterwards, dominos fall and arrest the Tweaks leaving them with Tweek as well. Neither of them are fond of the term adoptive and donāt want to be called dad or anything by the kids, just want to act like role models and help them out.
Jimbo is secretly a Swiftie and Ned is secretly a fan of Canadian alt rock band, Barenaked Ladies.
I donāt CARE if autism technically doesnāt exist in South Park canon!! autistic Jimbo & Ned, autistic Stan, autistic Shelley and autistic Kevin. Mostly undiagnosed.
When Stan was diagnosed Sharon pointed it out to Jimbo and he was shocked.
āIām normal š”š”ā
The two always just found their traits were quirks and come to accept it, neither are ever professionally diagnosed but they know what sensory things bother each other and signs of the other getting overwhelmed.
Ned reads Jimbo sad old dog books(Old Yeller, Where The Red Fern Grows) and he sobs. A grown man bawling over a bedtime story <3
The two have two dogs, Stars and Stripes, two old bloodhounds that sleep at the foot of the bed and snore worse than the two men. Jimbo bought them off some guy on Facebook marketplace.
Just like Stan, Sharon canāt shoot anything and would break down in tears on hunting trips with her dad and Jimbo.
I LOVE ALL OF THESE HOLY HECK AUTISM BEDBO REAL
WAAA TYSM I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED HSLF OF THEM AND HAD TO RETYPE IT ALL
NO PROBLEM
I DOMT KNOW WHY ARE WE YELLING ššš
PROBABLY ALL THE COOL HEADCANONS MAKIN US YELL
THEY ARE.. IN OUR BLOOD STREAM
hey gang have I told yas about some of my headcanons
A lot of these are connected to my fanfic, Our House. If youād like to read it Iāll leave a link for it underneath my headcanons. The support Iāve received on both the original upload and the reupload(which is getting updated as much as possible) is so amazing. Thank you guys for reading my silly little ideas :) <3 most of these hcs will be Kern-Kimble related!
FAMILY & CHILDHOOD RELATED HCS
Jimbo and Sharon
The two are half siblings with about an 8-9 year age difference, both with the same mother(Daisy Kern) but different fathers, Jimboās being unknown and Sharonās being David āDavyā Kimble. Sharon is cousins with Richard Tweak.
Jimbo grew up in a women and childrenās centre with his mother and was often teased for wearing old or handmade clothing after Daisyās parents kicked her out. She had Jimbo as a teenager forcing her to drop out of highschool. She absolutely adored him, he was a maaaaajor mamaās boy and is to this day. As a kid, Jimbo adored little tin soldiers that used to come in cereal boxes and a couple old wooden trucks his stepfather made him.
When Jimbo was 6, Daisy met his future stepfather, Davy. The man worked as a cook at the centre and often entertained the children, especially Jimbo, by performing shadow puppet shows or making paper hats. Davy and Daisy began dating, against the rules of the facility and got married when Jimbo was 8 after finding out Daisy was pregnant. Davy and Jimbo had always been close, and he took Jimbo on his first hunting trip at 8 years old.
Sharon wasnāt told her brother had a different father until she questioned them having separate last names after a few kids in her class teased her about it. Overall, it confused her but that was still her big brother. With both parents working full-time jobs to keep the family afloat, Jimbo practically raised her. As a kid Sharon was good friends with her cousin, Richard Tweak and Gerald Broflovski. She was often teased for dressing tomboyish and trying to act like her older brother.
Ned
Ned was the second child of an American man and Canadian mother. His father, Edward Gerblanski, was born in Denver, while his mother, Louise Gerblanski(Morrison), was born in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. The two met when Edward visited Cape Breton in his early 20s. Ned is partially named after his father, his legal name being Edwin Thomas Gerblanski but in high school he began introducing himself simply as Ned or Ned G to separate from his poor home life. His older sisterās name is Lorraine, sheās taller than him and he hates it.
Ned grew up in Canada until about age 14, when his family moved to Denver, going from rural Cape Breton with fishing boats and cranberry bogs to a cramped and glorified cardboard box of an apartment. He adored bugs and history classes, as well as reading and in high school began boxing to get rid of emotions. His father was verbally and emotionally abusive towards all three of them. He was often sick as a child, especially after moving to the city where his coughing fits would get worse. Today, his mother is back in Canada and Ned calls her often.
Nedās sister is an over-dramatic, artsy, lesbian wine aunt. Lorraine is an ex hippie and visits every few months. Sheās hard of hearing and genuinely drives Jimbo up the wall but <3 Louise was not expecting two gay kids, but she supports the both of them and tries her best to be understanding. Louise is still alive, but Edward is not.
Others
Randy was raised by his father, his mother was around but an alcoholic.
Barbrady had a poor childhood, both parents were barely ever around and he was raised by his grandmother.
Richard Tweak is actually Richard Tweak, his mother and Sharonās father are cousins. Tweek Bros began with Richard Tweak sr and his brother but constant fighting caused his brother to leave and force Richard jr to fill in his role running the place.
As kids Gerald and Liane wanted each other dead.
On top of that, Liane used to bully Sharon about her brother going to war before Sharon finally broke her nose and she shut up.
Jimbo used to watch Nedās college boxing games and never realized it was him until he was like 40 and was like āoh hey thatās where I recognized you from!!ā.
Shelley is a teen mother like her grandmother, she has a little boy with Kevin at 17 and the two get married after highschool.
His name is Oliver and he is such a little bastard, Stan babysits all the the time. Kennyās not allowed to after trying to feed him dry cereal as an infant.
Sharon had headgear as a kid too, it made her just as violent she just had a brother double her size.
As adults though, Sharon is taller than Jimbo by an inch or two and Jimbo hates it.
Sharon and Randy get divorced when the kids are 13 and 16. Sharon has nearly full custody and the kids opt to spend more time with her than with Randy.
Ned and Jimbo are the legal guardians of the McCormick kids after their parents are arrested around the same time the Marshes divorce. Then a little afterwards, dominos fall and arrest the Tweaks leaving them with Tweek as well. Neither of them are fond of the term adoptive and donāt want to be called dad or anything by the kids, just want to act like role models and help them out.
Jimbo is secretly a Swiftie and Ned is secretly a fan of Canadian alt rock band, Barenaked Ladies.
I donāt CARE if autism technically doesnāt exist in South Park canon!! autistic Jimbo & Ned, autistic Stan, autistic Shelley and autistic Kevin. Mostly undiagnosed.
When Stan was diagnosed Sharon pointed it out to Jimbo and he was shocked.
āIām normal š”š”ā
The two always just found their traits were quirks and come to accept it, neither are ever professionally diagnosed but they know what sensory things bother each other and signs of the other getting overwhelmed.
Ned reads Jimbo sad old dog books(Old Yeller, Where The Red Fern Grows) and he sobs. A grown man bawling over a bedtime story <3
The two have two dogs, Stars and Stripes, two old bloodhounds that sleep at the foot of the bed and snore worse than the two men. Jimbo bought them off some guy on Facebook marketplace.
Just like Stan, Sharon canāt shoot anything and would break down in tears on hunting trips with her dad and Jimbo.
I LOVE ALL OF THESE HOLY HECK AUTISM BEDBO REAL
WAAA TYSM I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED HSLF OF THEM AND HAD TO RETYPE IT ALL
NO PROBLEM
I DOMT KNOW WHY ARE WE YELLING ššš
hey gang have I told yas about some of my headcanons
A lot of these are connected to my fanfic, Our House. If youād like to read it Iāll leave a link for it underneath my headcanons. The support Iāve received on both the original upload and the reupload(which is getting updated as much as possible) is so amazing. Thank you guys for reading my silly little ideas :) <3 most of these hcs will be Kern-Kimble related!
FAMILY & CHILDHOOD RELATED HCS
Jimbo and Sharon
The two are half siblings with about an 8-9 year age difference, both with the same mother(Daisy Kern) but different fathers, Jimboās being unknown and Sharonās being David āDavyā Kimble. Sharon is cousins with Richard Tweak.
Jimbo grew up in a women and childrenās centre with his mother and was often teased for wearing old or handmade clothing after Daisyās parents kicked her out. She had Jimbo as a teenager forcing her to drop out of highschool. She absolutely adored him, he was a maaaaajor mamaās boy and is to this day. As a kid, Jimbo adored little tin soldiers that used to come in cereal boxes and a couple old wooden trucks his stepfather made him.
When Jimbo was 6, Daisy met his future stepfather, Davy. The man worked as a cook at the centre and often entertained the children, especially Jimbo, by performing shadow puppet shows or making paper hats. Davy and Daisy began dating, against the rules of the facility and got married when Jimbo was 8 after finding out Daisy was pregnant. Davy and Jimbo had always been close, and he took Jimbo on his first hunting trip at 8 years old.
Sharon wasnāt told her brother had a different father until she questioned them having separate last names after a few kids in her class teased her about it. Overall, it confused her but that was still her big brother. With both parents working full-time jobs to keep the family afloat, Jimbo practically raised her. As a kid Sharon was good friends with her cousin, Richard Tweak and Gerald Broflovski. She was often teased for dressing tomboyish and trying to act like her older brother.
Ned
Ned was the second child of an American man and Canadian mother. His father, Edward Gerblanski, was born in Denver, while his mother, Louise Gerblanski(Morrison), was born in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. The two met when Edward visited Cape Breton in his early 20s. Ned is partially named after his father, his legal name being Edwin Thomas Gerblanski but in high school he began introducing himself simply as Ned or Ned G to separate from his poor home life. His older sisterās name is Lorraine, sheās taller than him and he hates it.
Ned grew up in Canada until about age 14, when his family moved to Denver, going from rural Cape Breton with fishing boats and cranberry bogs to a cramped and glorified cardboard box of an apartment. He adored bugs and history classes, as well as reading and in high school began boxing to get rid of emotions. His father was verbally and emotionally abusive towards all three of them. He was often sick as a child, especially after moving to the city where his coughing fits would get worse. Today, his mother is back in Canada and Ned calls her often.
Nedās sister is an over-dramatic, artsy, lesbian wine aunt. Lorraine is an ex hippie and visits every few months. Sheās hard of hearing and genuinely drives Jimbo up the wall but <3 Louise was not expecting two gay kids, but she supports the both of them and tries her best to be understanding. Louise is still alive, but Edward is not.
Others
Randy was raised by his father, his mother was around but an alcoholic.
Barbrady had a poor childhood, both parents were barely ever around and he was raised by his grandmother.
Richard Tweak is actually Richard Tweak, his mother and Sharonās father are cousins. Tweek Bros began with Richard Tweak sr and his brother but constant fighting caused his brother to leave and force Richard jr to fill in his role running the place.
As kids Gerald and Liane wanted each other dead.
On top of that, Liane used to bully Sharon about her brother going to war before Sharon finally broke her nose and she shut up.
Jimbo used to watch Nedās college boxing games and never realized it was him until he was like 40 and was like āoh hey thatās where I recognized you from!!ā.
Shelley is a teen mother like her grandmother, she has a little boy with Kevin at 17 and the two get married after highschool.
His name is Oliver and he is such a little bastard, Stan babysits all the the time. Kennyās not allowed to after trying to feed him dry cereal as an infant.
Sharon had headgear as a kid too, it made her just as violent she just had a brother double her size.
As adults though, Sharon is taller than Jimbo by an inch or two and Jimbo hates it.
Sharon and Randy get divorced when the kids are 13 and 16. Sharon has nearly full custody and the kids opt to spend more time with her than with Randy.
Ned and Jimbo are the legal guardians of the McCormick kids after their parents are arrested around the same time the Marshes divorce. Then a little afterwards, dominos fall and arrest the Tweaks leaving them with Tweek as well. Neither of them are fond of the term adoptive and donāt want to be called dad or anything by the kids, just want to act like role models and help them out.
Jimbo is secretly a Swiftie and Ned is secretly a fan of Canadian alt rock band, Barenaked Ladies.
I donāt CARE if autism technically doesnāt exist in South Park canon!! autistic Jimbo & Ned, autistic Stan, autistic Shelley and autistic Kevin. Mostly undiagnosed.
When Stan was diagnosed Sharon pointed it out to Jimbo and he was shocked.
āIām normal š”š”ā
The two always just found their traits were quirks and come to accept it, neither are ever professionally diagnosed but they know what sensory things bother each other and signs of the other getting overwhelmed.
Ned reads Jimbo sad old dog books(Old Yeller, Where The Red Fern Grows) and he sobs. A grown man bawling over a bedtime story <3
The two have two dogs, Stars and Stripes, two old bloodhounds that sleep at the foot of the bed and snore worse than the two men. Jimbo bought them off some guy on Facebook marketplace.
Just like Stan, Sharon canāt shoot anything and would break down in tears on hunting trips with her dad and Jimbo.
I LOVE ALL OF THESE HOLY HECK AUTISM BEDBO REAL
WAAA TYSM I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED HSLF OF THEM AND HAD TO RETYPE IT ALL
hey gang have I told yas about some of my headcanons
A lot of these are connected to my fanfic, Our House. If youād like to read it Iāll leave a link for it underneath my headcanons. The support Iāve received on both the original upload and the reupload(which is getting updated as much as possible) is so amazing. Thank you guys for reading my silly little ideas :) <3 most of these hcs will be Kern-Kimble related!
FAMILY & CHILDHOOD RELATED HCS
Jimbo and Sharon
The two are half siblings with about an 8-9 year age difference, both with the same mother(Daisy Kern) but different fathers, Jimboās being unknown and Sharonās being David āDavyā Kimble. Sharon is cousins with Richard Tweak.
Jimbo grew up in a women and childrenās centre with his mother and was often teased for wearing old or handmade clothing after Daisyās parents kicked her out. She had Jimbo as a teenager forcing her to drop out of highschool. She absolutely adored him, he was a maaaaajor mamaās boy and is to this day. As a kid, Jimbo adored little tin soldiers that used to come in cereal boxes and a couple old wooden trucks his stepfather made him.
When Jimbo was 6, Daisy met his future stepfather, Davy. The man worked as a cook at the centre and often entertained the children, especially Jimbo, by performing shadow puppet shows or making paper hats. Davy and Daisy began dating, against the rules of the facility and got married when Jimbo was 8 after finding out Daisy was pregnant. Davy and Jimbo had always been close, and he took Jimbo on his first hunting trip at 8 years old.
Sharon wasnāt told her brother had a different father until she questioned them having separate last names after a few kids in her class teased her about it. Overall, it confused her but that was still her big brother. With both parents working full-time jobs to keep the family afloat, Jimbo practically raised her. As a kid Sharon was good friends with her cousin, Richard Tweak and Gerald Broflovski. She was often teased for dressing tomboyish and trying to act like her older brother.
Ned
Ned was the second child of an American man and Canadian mother. His father, Edward Gerblanski, was born in Denver, while his mother, Louise Gerblanski(Morrison), was born in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia. The two met when Edward visited Cape Breton in his early 20s. Ned is partially named after his father, his legal name being Edwin Thomas Gerblanski but in high school he began introducing himself simply as Ned or Ned G to separate from his poor home life. His older sisterās name is Lorraine, sheās taller than him and he hates it.
Ned grew up in Canada until about age 14, when his family moved to Denver, going from rural Cape Breton with fishing boats and cranberry bogs to a cramped and glorified cardboard box of an apartment. He adored bugs and history classes, as well as reading and in high school began boxing to get rid of emotions. His father was verbally and emotionally abusive towards all three of them. He was often sick as a child, especially after moving to the city where his coughing fits would get worse. Today, his mother is back in Canada and Ned calls her often.
Nedās sister is an over-dramatic, artsy, lesbian wine aunt. Lorraine is an ex hippie and visits every few months. Sheās hard of hearing and genuinely drives Jimbo up the wall but <3 Louise was not expecting two gay kids, but she supports the both of them and tries her best to be understanding. Louise is still alive, but Edward is not.
Others
Randy was raised by his father, his mother was around but an alcoholic.
Barbrady had a poor childhood, both parents were barely ever around and he was raised by his grandmother.
Richard Tweak is actually Richard Tweak, his mother and Sharonās father are cousins. Tweek Bros began with Richard Tweak sr and his brother but constant fighting caused his brother to leave and force Richard jr to fill in his role running the place.
As kids Gerald and Liane wanted each other dead.
On top of that, Liane used to bully Sharon about her brother going to war before Sharon finally broke her nose and she shut up.
Jimbo used to watch Nedās college boxing games and never realized it was him until he was like 40 and was like āoh hey thatās where I recognized you from!!ā.
Shelley is a teen mother like her grandmother, she has a little boy with Kevin at 17 and the two get married after highschool.
His name is Oliver and he is such a little bastard, Stan babysits all the the time. Kennyās not allowed to after trying to feed him dry cereal as an infant.
Sharon had headgear as a kid too, it made her just as violent she just had a brother double her size.
As adults though, Sharon is taller than Jimbo by an inch or two and Jimbo hates it.
Sharon and Randy get divorced when the kids are 13 and 16. Sharon has nearly full custody and the kids opt to spend more time with her than with Randy.
Ned and Jimbo are the legal guardians of the McCormick kids after their parents are arrested around the same time the Marshes divorce. Then a little afterwards, dominos fall and arrest the Tweaks leaving them with Tweek as well. Neither of them are fond of the term adoptive and donāt want to be called dad or anything by the kids, just want to act like role models and help them out.
Jimbo is secretly a Swiftie and Ned is secretly a fan of Canadian alt rock band, Barenaked Ladies.
I donāt CARE if autism technically doesnāt exist in South Park canon!! autistic Jimbo & Ned, autistic Stan, autistic Shelley and autistic Kevin. Mostly undiagnosed.
When Stan was diagnosed Sharon pointed it out to Jimbo and he was shocked.
āIām normal š”š”ā
The two always just found their traits were quirks and come to accept it, neither are ever professionally diagnosed but they know what sensory things bother each other and signs of the other getting overwhelmed.
Ned reads Jimbo sad old dog books(Old Yeller, Where The Red Fern Grows) and he sobs. A grown man bawling over a bedtime story <3
The two have two dogs, Stars and Stripes, two old bloodhounds that sleep at the foot of the bed and snore worse than the two men. Jimbo bought them off some guy on Facebook marketplace.
Just like Stan, Sharon canāt shoot anything and would break down in tears on hunting trips with her dad and Jimbo.
hey gang have I told yas about some of my headcanons
Gonna share this fic in hopes that Mx.Breastimplant69 will continue it if it's getting lots of attention because I love it so much
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Iām breastimplant69 and this story will be continued on my new account @shitandpissworldtour
My previous reblog was just me saying yippee so formally,
Thank you so much lol I have been watching that fic for updates for months now ilysm/p
SORRY!! I lost my devices and accs to slightly shitty family members so :( ty for the support though man!! That fic has my heart
That sucks butt so much,im sorry that happened
Itās alright! they saw how fuckign insane I am about two little fellas I also used to be @/foggyandblue on here
update fellas sheās back and will have an update this week probably
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Gonna share this fic in hopes that Mx.Breastimplant69 will continue it if it's getting lots of attention because I love it so much
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Iām breastimplant69 and this story will be continued on my new account @shitandpissworldtour
My previous reblog was just me saying yippee so formally,
Thank you so much lol I have been watching that fic for updates for months now ilysm/p
SORRY!! I lost my devices and accs to slightly shitty family members so :( ty for the support though man!! That fic has my heart
That sucks butt so much,im sorry that happened
Itās alright! they saw how fuckign insane I am about two little fellas I also used to be @/foggyandblue on here
Gonna share this fic in hopes that Mx.Breastimplant69 will continue it if it's getting lots of attention because I love it so much
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Iām breastimplant69 and this story will be continued on my new account @shitandpissworldtour
My previous reblog was just me saying yippee so formally,
Thank you so much lol I have been watching that fic for updates for months now ilysm/p
SORRY!! I lost my devices and accs to slightly shitty family members so :( ty for the support though man!! That fic has my heart
