the lie is over. go home.

i hate my wife.

[cuuno-moved]

whoever's running that blog needs to get their shit together

[canonurl-archived]

yeah for real

[canonurl-archived]

doin great lad, hows life? - non-canon

so good someone's bullying me online

[canonurl-archived]

time for my annual log on how's everyone doing

[canonurl-archived]

mcytblr is a small, small world. i just think it's wonderful how you can see someone around for like months before you actually meet, and then like a month later, you're inseperable.

for example: i saw my boyfriend of three months on your blog first, like over a year ago.

so like. thanks.

what

[canonurl-archived]

holy shit congrats man im glad to hear that

[canonurl-archived]

mcytblr is a small, small world. i just think it's wonderful how you can see someone around for like months before you actually meet, and then like a month later, you're inseperable.

for example: i saw my boyfriend of three months on your blog first, like over a year ago.

so like. thanks.

what

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]

[eminempreg]

[austimpowers]

[canonurl-archived]

oh shit hey dude how you been? - non-canon

alright ive kind of been coasting recently not a lot happening

[canonurl-archived]

FATHER

what do you want

[canonurl-archived]

smash or pass

literally not a person. that's a tiktok filter

[neonprotagonist]

a canon url is a position of power

[neonprotagonist]

Every person with a canon URL reblogging this is asserting their dominance

[neonprotagonist]

list of notable people who have reblogged this post

people with canon urls who tag it #lol

people who dont have canon urls who think they do

people with almost canon urls yelling about the urls they want

gay/lesbian/trans[character] urls going “tbh…canon” and tbh…u right

#its canon in my heart

egberts

someone who actually uses the word commoners unironically in 2017

[canonurl-archived]

moon knight anon again. did u ever check it out

yeah i watched like 2 episodes its fine i guess just not my thing

[canonurl-archived]

do i need an ooc tag now

[canonurl-archived]

do your spouses know you're... you know... you?

glitter does, we've had a conversation about it. im not sure about the other one

[canonurl-archived]

am i gaining followers because that confession post is going around again

[canonurl-archived]

fmovies is a great way to pirate things

okay i'll check it out

[canonurl-archived]

Pokemon.

huh

[jadetuin]

oh that's one of your rival's dads. i like saying he's divorced because it's funny. (he isn't to anyone's knowledge)

[canonurl-archived]

divorce-core

[canonurl-archived]

moon knight anon again. obviously pirate disney always pirate disney never pay for disney

yeah okay how