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Winston’s grindr pics

[canonwinston]

Excuse me, these are my private photographs

[canongenji]

Sure, ““““Private””””

[canonfareehaamari]

Of all the things I never needed to see, this is easily one of the top 3.

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the real question is: who took these photos

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the next person who says lesbians can’t use he/him pronouns is getting an icicle in the ass.

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why do terfs think that hana “d.va” song would be one of them

she literally goes around on the battlefield wearing trans pride colors

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one day i’m going to freeze, capture, and study every cryptid on this planet.

starting with that goddamn yeti that no one believes i saw.

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@canonhanasong eat my rice crackers again and snowball is going to live in your room

[canonhanasong]

bold of you to assume that i even know what rice crackers are

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YOU GREW UP IN KOREA

PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE THAT GREW UP IN EAST ASIA KNOW WHAT THEY ARE

[canonhanasong]

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I’M NOT DIETING RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!

[canonzhoumeiling]

rice crackers have almost no calories, fat, or sugar, hana.

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@canonhanasong eat my rice crackers again and snowball is going to live in your room

[canonhanasong]

bold of you to assume that i even know what rice crackers are

[canonzhoumeiling]

YOU GREW UP IN KOREA

PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE THAT GREW UP IN EAST ASIA KNOW WHAT THEY ARE

[canonfareehaamari]

It has come to my attention that a damned terf thought they had the right to reblog from my trans friendly space. So I would like to make an announcement. 

I, Fareeha Amari am a proud trans lesbian who stands with my fellow transgender siblings and no smelly ass transphobe is allowed to touch my shitposts.

[canongerardlacroix]

Kick their asses.

[canonfareehaamari]

I will not rest until the ass of every terf is kicked.

[canonzhoumeiling]

all terfs get an icicle to the head.

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@canonhanasong eat my rice crackers again and snowball is going to live in your room

[canonzhoumeiling]

the u.n. owes me at least five years worth of back pay. @ united nations i can take cash or check.

[canonwinston]

I’ll get you your money…. *cocks shotgun* With the power of science!

[canonzhoumeiling]

thanks, winston!

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wait does that mean i have to pay five years worth of income tax

fuck

[canonzhoumeiling]

the u.n. owes me at least five years worth of back pay. @ united nations i can take cash or check.

[canonwinston]

I’ll get you your money…. *cocks shotgun* With the power of science!

[canonzhoumeiling]

thanks, winston!

[canonzhoumeiling]

@canonwinston didn’t you used to have a shotgun? what happened to it?

[canonovwcharacters]

ROLL CALL!!!!

canonovwcharacter masterpost;

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[canonlenaoxton]

crocs were the best thing to come out of this century tbh!

[canonlenaoxton]

what other kind of shoes survive falling in a river, hm???? tell me that!!

[canonhanasong]

But they’re ugly…

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crocs don’t do well in subzero temperatures like antarctica in an ice storm

trust me i’m a scientist

[canonlenaoxton]

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lena, i’m guessing you’ve never had snow soak into the lining of your shoes.

[canonzhoumeiling]

the u.n. owes me at least five years worth of back pay. @ united nations i can take cash or check.

[canonlenaoxton]

crocs were the best thing to come out of this century tbh!

[canonlenaoxton]

what other kind of shoes survive falling in a river, hm???? tell me that!!

[canonhanasong]

But they’re ugly…

[canonzhoumeiling]

crocs don’t do well in subzero temperatures like antarctica in an ice storm

trust me i’m a scientist

[canonhanasong]

reblog what youre majoring in

personally, im going with a major in minecraft

[canonsombra]

can i major in minecraft too

[canonhanasong]

yeah thats fine

[canongenji]

Love and romance

[canonhanzo]

Depression

[canonhanasong]

That’s rough.

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i have a phd in environmental sciences

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i like watching The Look on people’s faces when they tell me to “chill out”

that’s right you bastards. feel bad that i spent 9 years as a popsicle and have survivors guilt.