ayesha

hiii i’m ayesha from records :] (fua rp)

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

no one knows i exist… sigh.

anyways i’m ayesha, i’m in the records department with simmons and stuff, yeah

she/her, though i don’t really care?

anyways stay if you want i guess??

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hi folks.

I’m a real person not an oc just forgotten person okay

TRANSCRIPTS

IM REAL ONAY

I LIGHT CANDLES NOW THATS FANON NOW

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

my bones full of cosmic energy

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

ANNOUNCEMENT!! ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

SAPPHICS.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

oh hello collection of people who suddenly appeared in my notes having reblogged my awesome yearning for my wife

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

ANNOUNCEMENT!! ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

SAPPHICS.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

hii folks. one time i tried looking in simmons’ file and his first name was redacted as FUCK.

oh and also

@records-intern i know what you did

[records-intern]

what.. {:( what did i do....

also, i checked his file too and what the HELL is up with that????

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

you know what you did.

also to be honest i think he bribed whoever keeps the personnel files to keep his name blank.

[records-intern]

but... that's,, us??? we're the ones who keep the personnel files!!!?!?!

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

well suree but are *we* the ones who created the files? probably not. that was probably raisa. or something

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

hii folks. one time i tried looking in simmons’ file and his first name was redacted as FUCK.

oh and also

@records-intern i know what you did

[records-intern]

what.. {:( what did i do....

also, i checked his file too and what the HELL is up with that????

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

you know what you did.

also to be honest i think he bribed whoever keeps the personnel files to keep his name blank.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

hii folks. one time i tried looking in simmons’ file and his first name was redacted as FUCK.

oh and also

@records-intern i know what you did

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

augh. miss my wife

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

anyways :]

does anyone else think engineering’s gillespie is cute in a lost puppy kind of way. because if something happened to him i would probably definitely try comforting him. except i don’t know how to so it’ll be awkward.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

folks. fellas. peeps. other gender neutral terms to be used. killers and renegades liars and thieves.

holy fuck.

holy shit i might be able to see my wife again.

holy moly.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

if we put juul charging ports in the room with the sunlamps are you more likely to attend your sunlamp time?

@tree-hugger107

uhhh mmaybe??

who are you supposed to be again. i. uh. i forgot

[tree-hugger107]

Vesa! Vesa Riley from botany! I don't think we've met actually... Uh. Large site, Small rooms and all that.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

ooh!! nice to meetcha, im just ayesha. records, yknow

[tree-hugger107]

just Ayesha?? Like you don't have a last name? Or is that your last name?

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

uhh.. you decide :]

at least i’m not named like the boss. doyouhaveawarrant simmons is much stranger, don’tcha think?

i’m just joshin’ we don’t know his first name

[tree-hugger107]

oh uh yeah odd?

You have the records though can't you just look it up?

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

holy smokes you’re right!!

imagine it’s something we don’t know how to pronounce hahha

[tree-hugger107]

hah like uhhh jawquizzwikvck or something.

I don't know he Strikes me as someone who got stuck with a weird family name.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

what if it’s something like eairdsidh. or oighrig

[tree-hugger107]

i don't even know if those are names ...

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

eh. i knew an eairdsidh. archie, whatever the fuck

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

if we put juul charging ports in the room with the sunlamps are you more likely to attend your sunlamp time?

@tree-hugger107

uhhh mmaybe??

who are you supposed to be again. i. uh. i forgot

[tree-hugger107]

Vesa! Vesa Riley from botany! I don't think we've met actually... Uh. Large site, Small rooms and all that.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

ooh!! nice to meetcha, im just ayesha. records, yknow

[tree-hugger107]

just Ayesha?? Like you don't have a last name? Or is that your last name?

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

uhh.. you decide :]

at least i’m not named like the boss. doyouhaveawarrant simmons is much stranger, don’tcha think?

i’m just joshin’ we don’t know his first name

[tree-hugger107]

oh uh yeah odd?

You have the records though can't you just look it up?

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

holy smokes you’re right!!

imagine it’s something we don’t know how to pronounce hahha

[tree-hugger107]

hah like uhhh jawquizzwikvck or something.

I don't know he Strikes me as someone who got stuck with a weird family name.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

what if it’s something like eairdsidh. or oighrig

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

if we put juul charging ports in the room with the sunlamps are you more likely to attend your sunlamp time?

@tree-hugger107

uhhh mmaybe??

who are you supposed to be again. i. uh. i forgot

[tree-hugger107]

Vesa! Vesa Riley from botany! I don't think we've met actually... Uh. Large site, Small rooms and all that.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

ooh!! nice to meetcha, im just ayesha. records, yknow

[tree-hugger107]

just Ayesha?? Like you don't have a last name? Or is that your last name?

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

uhh.. you decide :]

at least i’m not named like the boss. doyouhaveawarrant simmons is much stranger, don’tcha think?

i’m just joshin’ we don’t know his first name

[tree-hugger107]

oh uh yeah odd?

You have the records though can't you just look it up?

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

holy smokes you’re right!!

imagine it’s something we don’t know how to pronounce hahha

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

if we put juul charging ports in the room with the sunlamps are you more likely to attend your sunlamp time?

@tree-hugger107

uhhh mmaybe??

who are you supposed to be again. i. uh. i forgot

[tree-hugger107]

Vesa! Vesa Riley from botany! I don't think we've met actually... Uh. Large site, Small rooms and all that.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

ooh!! nice to meetcha, im just ayesha. records, yknow

[tree-hugger107]

just Ayesha?? Like you don't have a last name? Or is that your last name?

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

uhh.. you decide :]

at least i’m not named like the boss. doyouhaveawarrant simmons is much stranger, don’tcha think?

i’m just joshin’ we don’t know his first name

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

if we put juul charging ports in the room with the sunlamps are you more likely to attend your sunlamp time?

@tree-hugger107

uhhh mmaybe??

who are you supposed to be again. i. uh. i forgot

[tree-hugger107]

Vesa! Vesa Riley from botany! I don't think we've met actually... Uh. Large site, Small rooms and all that.

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

ooh!! nice to meetcha, im just ayesha. records, yknow

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

if we put juul charging ports in the room with the sunlamps are you more likely to attend your sunlamp time?

@tree-hugger107

uhhh mmaybe??

who are you supposed to be again. i. uh. i forgot

[drlancasterpsychology]

*standing in the hallway of the psychology wing is ayesha, who seems very unwilling to be there. buutt she was promised stickers, so here she is. except she’s hoping not to be noticed, so she’s not quite certain it counts.*

"Hello!"

*She's noticed anyway. Lancasters walking down the hallway, arms full of textbooks. There's also a sticker sheet ontop of them*

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

*she smiles a bit awkwardly, waving really faintly at him. as he approaches, she considers going back to the records wing and abandoning the sticker sheet thing even though she really likes them because oh dear what’s going on*

“hello to you as well, docteur!”

[drlancasterpsychology]

*he awkwardly opens the door to his office, before placing the books down, and motioning to a chair*

"take a seat! You can have a sticker after you tell me your feelings."

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

*ayesha follows his gestures and takes a seat in the chair… just not comfortably.*

“… is there something i’m supposed to feel enough to tell you? because i genuinely don’t know how this works.”

[drlancasterpsychology]

"I mean...your childhood. That's a good place to start"

*he grabs a notebook, ready to start making notes*

[cantchargeajuulinablackout]

“uuumm… good enough? i did well in school, had good friends… don’t know what to say. i kissed my friend though! she’s my wife now!”