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@records-intern
hey hey!
i'm Alex, the toootally official records intern! my job duties are:
-paperwork. -pester -pester simmons :3 -more paperwork.
blog tags are as follows:
#da boss - simmons interactions
#pestering - you know what it is
#official records! - totally official reblogged record keeping :)
(pronouns are they/them or you'll be a were/was.)
(// this is an OC rp blog, made for sillies so. this isnt gonna be anything too serious if i can help it)
how’s dr Henry? do you think he misses you?
oh god- I hope he doesn’t think I’m dead! I mean, we weren’t *best friends* or anything, but… I think he trusted me.
Alex Moore. Records Intern. What does babygirl mean and why are the anonymous askers calling me that.
@simmons-records-dept
Yes, sir?
oh. Ohhh heheheeh….
so, uhm. Babygirl is what teenage girls call their (usually) adult male blorbos, and a blorbo is a character from a piece of media that one realllly likes and tends to fixate on.
but, uhm. Eheehh, the anons are calling you that? *Alex is trying their best to hold back giggles and smiling*
hii folks. one time i tried looking in simmons’ file and his first name was redacted as FUCK.
oh and also
@records-intern i know what you did
what.. {:( what did i do....
also, i checked his file too and what the HELL is up with that????
you know what you did.
also to be honest i think he bribed whoever keeps the personnel files to keep his name blank.
but... that's,, us??? we're the ones who keep the personnel files!!!?!?!
well suree but are *we* the ones who created the files? probably not. that was probably raisa. or something
you make a point…..
FAG-
I mean hey! You ain’t wrong!
hii folks. one time i tried looking in simmons’ file and his first name was redacted as FUCK.
oh and also
@records-intern i know what you did
what.. {:( what did i do....
also, i checked his file too and what the HELL is up with that????
you know what you did.
also to be honest i think he bribed whoever keeps the personnel files to keep his name blank.
but... that's,, us??? we're the ones who keep the personnel files!!!?!?!
hii folks. one time i tried looking in simmons’ file and his first name was redacted as FUCK.
oh and also
@records-intern i know what you did
what.. {:( what did i do....
also, i checked his file too and what the HELL is up with that????
yo, uh. whats this? wheree. am i?
@records-intern
Oh! Hello there, welcome to the Aurora! She's our beautiful spaceship :¦) what's your name?
I'm Alex! The, uh. Records Intern. Un-officially but, did you just say "spaceship"?
Records? You mean the archives? I didn't know Ivy got an intern! That's jolly good!
Yes, a spaceship :¦D a thing that goes into space and takes us around the universe! :¦D
aarchives? no, it's uh, Simmons' department. I'm, his intern. Dunno who Ivy is
I, around the universe?? No, we're, hah, we're stuck underground. in a pocket dimension.
*And as such the "yes, and" switch activates in Toy Soldier's head*
Oh! Yes, I'm being silly. Of course we're stuck underground in a pocket dimension! Do you think we'll come out again soon? Oh, I haven't spoken to Simmons in a while. I sure do hope he's doing okay!
Uhh, *Alex tilts their head slightly with a confused but entertained smile* yeah, I think- Harley said something about weird noises on the radio equipment, so here's hoping!
Well, actually I haven't talked to Simmons in a while either, I think he's up in Medical and... being up there is really uncomfortable for me.
Ah I see! Medical can be quite frightening, but a jolly good thrill, right, chap? :¦)
Weird noises in Harley's radio, you say? That sounds jolly exciting! What radio stations have... they... been listening to lately?
*The Toy Soldier smiles. It clearly doesn't know Harley's pronouns.*
Well, Harley works in Communications so, he's the only radio station so far, heh. It's just him rambling most of the time, and I only know this cause I jerry-rigged my walkie to pick up what he's broadcasting
Oh of course! You jerry-rigged your walkie? That's quite impressive and sounds like jolly good fun! Could you show me? :¦)
oh, uh- yeah! *they're pleasantly surprised, not a lot of people treat them with anything but indifference and annoyance*
*they pat down their pants, trying to find where they strapped it but* "ah, shit- I think I left it in my dorm-"
...Oh, that's a shame!
*It clearly stops up to consider whether to keep playing*
...Well surely you can take me to your dorm and show me there? :¦D
uhh, yeah! I, was just in there I think... Uhm, Do you know how to get back to A-B? I, haven't been on-site long enough to get too familiar with the layout.
*Alex rubs the back of their neck, cringing. gahh they should know this by now! but they've just been following other people around and not really paying attention to directions*
Ah! Well, if you can show me where you came from I'm sure we'll find our way to A-B in no time!
*The Toy Soldier is overly confident*
oh i- I... I really don't actually know.., uhm *they start laughing nervously* this is, now that i think about it. not, the concrete halls of Site-107. You said, "spaceship" earlier.
*It frowns a bit*
Are we not playing our game anymore? Yes, you're on a spaceship and I don't know what kind of room an "A-B" is
oh, oh. you thought, we were playing a game. uhm. this is, not good.
i feel. very dizzy.
*Alex faints.*
Oopsie-daisy! No worries, new friend! Up you come!
*The Toy Soldier smiles at Alex for a moment.*
*They don't respond.*
Alex? New friend?
*It waits for a response*
*It pokes them gently with its foot*
Ah.
Oh well! To the medical bay we go!
*It picks up Alex, carrying them to the med bay, placing them on a bed. It places a blanket over them, tucking them in perfectly. It made a few cups of tea while waiting for them to come back to, placing one my Alex's bed*
*Alex wakes with a start*
what.
*they look around frantically, and grab onto the toy soldier after spotting it*
where the fuck am i and why- are you.. made out of wood???
Well why are you made of meat? :¦)
*the Toy Soldier starts petting Alex's head in an attempt to soothe them. It's definitely more creepy than anything.*
You're in the medical bay! You passed out once you realized you actually are on a space ship :¦D
oh wow. um , ok.
*Alex stares off for a bit, still being pat. its creepy, but alex doesnt seem to mind too much. then,*
"Is it just you on the spaceship? and what kind of medical bay is this? do you have a ship AI?"
*TS keeps petting them*
Oh, no! There's several others on the ship, and they're all jolly good fun! It's a normal kind of medical bay! I don't think Aurora's intelligence is artificial, but she can mostly steer herself!
ok. cool wow fun great. um. what are the others like? do i ... get to meet them? and, the "Aurora", huh? Nice name for... a ship
*nom*
- @the-undead-being
AUGH?
( @the-undead-being bcus i dont think it tagged properly the first time?)
yo, uh. whats this? wheree. am i?
@records-intern
Oh! Hello there, welcome to the Aurora! She's our beautiful spaceship :¦) what's your name?
I'm Alex! The, uh. Records Intern. Un-officially but, did you just say "spaceship"?
Records? You mean the archives? I didn't know Ivy got an intern! That's jolly good!
Yes, a spaceship :¦D a thing that goes into space and takes us around the universe! :¦D
aarchives? no, it's uh, Simmons' department. I'm, his intern. Dunno who Ivy is
I, around the universe?? No, we're, hah, we're stuck underground. in a pocket dimension.
*And as such the "yes, and" switch activates in Toy Soldier's head*
Oh! Yes, I'm being silly. Of course we're stuck underground in a pocket dimension! Do you think we'll come out again soon? Oh, I haven't spoken to Simmons in a while. I sure do hope he's doing okay!
Uhh, *Alex tilts their head slightly with a confused but entertained smile* yeah, I think- Harley said something about weird noises on the radio equipment, so here's hoping!
Well, actually I haven't talked to Simmons in a while either, I think he's up in Medical and... being up there is really uncomfortable for me.
Ah I see! Medical can be quite frightening, but a jolly good thrill, right, chap? :¦)
Weird noises in Harley's radio, you say? That sounds jolly exciting! What radio stations have... they... been listening to lately?
*The Toy Soldier smiles. It clearly doesn't know Harley's pronouns.*
Well, Harley works in Communications so, he's the only radio station so far, heh. It's just him rambling most of the time, and I only know this cause I jerry-rigged my walkie to pick up what he's broadcasting
Oh of course! You jerry-rigged your walkie? That's quite impressive and sounds like jolly good fun! Could you show me? :¦)
oh, uh- yeah! *they're pleasantly surprised, not a lot of people treat them with anything but indifference and annoyance*
*they pat down their pants, trying to find where they strapped it but* "ah, shit- I think I left it in my dorm-"
...Oh, that's a shame!
*It clearly stops up to consider whether to keep playing*
...Well surely you can take me to your dorm and show me there? :¦D
uhh, yeah! I, was just in there I think... Uhm, Do you know how to get back to A-B? I, haven't been on-site long enough to get too familiar with the layout.
*Alex rubs the back of their neck, cringing. gahh they should know this by now! but they've just been following other people around and not really paying attention to directions*
Ah! Well, if you can show me where you came from I'm sure we'll find our way to A-B in no time!
*The Toy Soldier is overly confident*
oh i- I... I really don't actually know.., uhm *they start laughing nervously* this is, now that i think about it. not, the concrete halls of Site-107. You said, "spaceship" earlier.
*It frowns a bit*
Are we not playing our game anymore? Yes, you're on a spaceship and I don't know what kind of room an "A-B" is
oh, oh. you thought, we were playing a game. uhm. this is, not good.
i feel. very dizzy.
*Alex faints.*
Oopsie-daisy! No worries, new friend! Up you come!
*The Toy Soldier smiles at Alex for a moment.*
*They don't respond.*
Alex? New friend?
*It waits for a response*
*It pokes them gently with its foot*
Ah.
Oh well! To the medical bay we go!
*It picks up Alex, carrying them to the med bay, placing them on a bed. It places a blanket over them, tucking them in perfectly. It made a few cups of tea while waiting for them to come back to, placing one my Alex's bed*
*Alex wakes with a start*
what.
*they look around frantically, and grab onto the toy soldier after spotting it*
where the fuck am i and why- are you.. made out of wood???
Well why are you made of meat? :¦)
*the Toy Soldier starts petting Alex's head in an attempt to soothe them. It's definitely more creepy than anything.*
You're in the medical bay! You passed out once you realized you actually are on a space ship :¦D
oh wow. um , ok.
*Alex stares off for a bit, still being pat. its creepy, but alex doesnt seem to mind too much. then,*
"Is it just you on the spaceship? and what kind of medical bay is this? do you have a ship AI?"
i just realized im making you sound like. melanie king i think?? i dont know
good thing i dont know who that is!
ssiiimmmmmmmoonsss. im BORED!
@records-intern
((returning to my pesterful roots ^V^))
Good. You can assist the rest of us with getting information ready for the upcoming reset.
sir yes sir! 🫡
...what information
yo, uh. whats this? wheree. am i?
@records-intern
Oh! Hello there, welcome to the Aurora! She's our beautiful spaceship :¦) what's your name?
I'm Alex! The, uh. Records Intern. Un-officially but, did you just say "spaceship"?
Records? You mean the archives? I didn't know Ivy got an intern! That's jolly good!
Yes, a spaceship :¦D a thing that goes into space and takes us around the universe! :¦D
aarchives? no, it's uh, Simmons' department. I'm, his intern. Dunno who Ivy is
I, around the universe?? No, we're, hah, we're stuck underground. in a pocket dimension.
*And as such the "yes, and" switch activates in Toy Soldier's head*
Oh! Yes, I'm being silly. Of course we're stuck underground in a pocket dimension! Do you think we'll come out again soon? Oh, I haven't spoken to Simmons in a while. I sure do hope he's doing okay!
Uhh, *Alex tilts their head slightly with a confused but entertained smile* yeah, I think- Harley said something about weird noises on the radio equipment, so here's hoping!
Well, actually I haven't talked to Simmons in a while either, I think he's up in Medical and... being up there is really uncomfortable for me.
Ah I see! Medical can be quite frightening, but a jolly good thrill, right, chap? :¦)
Weird noises in Harley's radio, you say? That sounds jolly exciting! What radio stations have... they... been listening to lately?
*The Toy Soldier smiles. It clearly doesn't know Harley's pronouns.*
Well, Harley works in Communications so, he's the only radio station so far, heh. It's just him rambling most of the time, and I only know this cause I jerry-rigged my walkie to pick up what he's broadcasting
Oh of course! You jerry-rigged your walkie? That's quite impressive and sounds like jolly good fun! Could you show me? :¦)
oh, uh- yeah! *they're pleasantly surprised, not a lot of people treat them with anything but indifference and annoyance*
*they pat down their pants, trying to find where they strapped it but* "ah, shit- I think I left it in my dorm-"
...Oh, that's a shame!
*It clearly stops up to consider whether to keep playing*
...Well surely you can take me to your dorm and show me there? :¦D
uhh, yeah! I, was just in there I think... Uhm, Do you know how to get back to A-B? I, haven't been on-site long enough to get too familiar with the layout.
*Alex rubs the back of their neck, cringing. gahh they should know this by now! but they've just been following other people around and not really paying attention to directions*
Ah! Well, if you can show me where you came from I'm sure we'll find our way to A-B in no time!
*The Toy Soldier is overly confident*
oh i- I... I really don't actually know.., uhm *they start laughing nervously* this is, now that i think about it. not, the concrete halls of Site-107. You said, "spaceship" earlier.
*It frowns a bit*
Are we not playing our game anymore? Yes, you're on a spaceship and I don't know what kind of room an "A-B" is
oh, oh. you thought, we were playing a game. uhm. this is, not good.
i feel. very dizzy.
*Alex faints.*
Oopsie-daisy! No worries, new friend! Up you come!
*The Toy Soldier smiles at Alex for a moment.*
*They don't respond.*
Alex? New friend?
*It waits for a response*
*It pokes them gently with its foot*
Ah.
Oh well! To the medical bay we go!
*It picks up Alex, carrying them to the med bay, placing them on a bed. It places a blanket over them, tucking them in perfectly. It made a few cups of tea while waiting for them to come back to, placing one my Alex's bed*
*Alex wakes with a start*
what.
*they look around frantically, and grab onto the toy soldier after spotting it*
where the fuck am i and why- are you.. made out of wood???
no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole
yo, uh. whats this? wheree. am i?
@records-intern
Oh! Hello there, welcome to the Aurora! She's our beautiful spaceship :¦) what's your name?
I'm Alex! The, uh. Records Intern. Un-officially but, did you just say "spaceship"?
Records? You mean the archives? I didn't know Ivy got an intern! That's jolly good!
Yes, a spaceship :¦D a thing that goes into space and takes us around the universe! :¦D
aarchives? no, it's uh, Simmons' department. I'm, his intern. Dunno who Ivy is
I, around the universe?? No, we're, hah, we're stuck underground. in a pocket dimension.
*And as such the "yes, and" switch activates in Toy Soldier's head*
Oh! Yes, I'm being silly. Of course we're stuck underground in a pocket dimension! Do you think we'll come out again soon? Oh, I haven't spoken to Simmons in a while. I sure do hope he's doing okay!
Uhh, *Alex tilts their head slightly with a confused but entertained smile* yeah, I think- Harley said something about weird noises on the radio equipment, so here's hoping!
Well, actually I haven't talked to Simmons in a while either, I think he's up in Medical and... being up there is really uncomfortable for me.
Ah I see! Medical can be quite frightening, but a jolly good thrill, right, chap? :¦)
Weird noises in Harley's radio, you say? That sounds jolly exciting! What radio stations have... they... been listening to lately?
*The Toy Soldier smiles. It clearly doesn't know Harley's pronouns.*
Well, Harley works in Communications so, he's the only radio station so far, heh. It's just him rambling most of the time, and I only know this cause I jerry-rigged my walkie to pick up what he's broadcasting
Oh of course! You jerry-rigged your walkie? That's quite impressive and sounds like jolly good fun! Could you show me? :¦)
oh, uh- yeah! *they're pleasantly surprised, not a lot of people treat them with anything but indifference and annoyance*
*they pat down their pants, trying to find where they strapped it but* "ah, shit- I think I left it in my dorm-"
...Oh, that's a shame!
*It clearly stops up to consider whether to keep playing*
...Well surely you can take me to your dorm and show me there? :¦D
uhh, yeah! I, was just in there I think... Uhm, Do you know how to get back to A-B? I, haven't been on-site long enough to get too familiar with the layout.
*Alex rubs the back of their neck, cringing. gahh they should know this by now! but they've just been following other people around and not really paying attention to directions*
Ah! Well, if you can show me where you came from I'm sure we'll find our way to A-B in no time!
*The Toy Soldier is overly confident*
oh i- I... I really don't actually know.., uhm *they start laughing nervously* this is, now that i think about it. not, the concrete halls of Site-107. You said, "spaceship" earlier.
*It frowns a bit*
Are we not playing our game anymore? Yes, you're on a spaceship and I don't know what kind of room an "A-B" is
oh, oh. you thought, we were playing a game. uhm. this is, not good.
i feel. very dizzy.
*Alex faints.*
yo, uh. whats this? wheree. am i?
@records-intern
Oh! Hello there, welcome to the Aurora! She's our beautiful spaceship :¦) what's your name?
I'm Alex! The, uh. Records Intern. Un-officially but, did you just say "spaceship"?
Records? You mean the archives? I didn't know Ivy got an intern! That's jolly good!
Yes, a spaceship :¦D a thing that goes into space and takes us around the universe! :¦D
aarchives? no, it's uh, Simmons' department. I'm, his intern. Dunno who Ivy is
I, around the universe?? No, we're, hah, we're stuck underground. in a pocket dimension.
*And as such the "yes, and" switch activates in Toy Soldier's head*
Oh! Yes, I'm being silly. Of course we're stuck underground in a pocket dimension! Do you think we'll come out again soon? Oh, I haven't spoken to Simmons in a while. I sure do hope he's doing okay!
Uhh, *Alex tilts their head slightly with a confused but entertained smile* yeah, I think- Harley said something about weird noises on the radio equipment, so here's hoping!
Well, actually I haven't talked to Simmons in a while either, I think he's up in Medical and... being up there is really uncomfortable for me.
Ah I see! Medical can be quite frightening, but a jolly good thrill, right, chap? :¦)
Weird noises in Harley's radio, you say? That sounds jolly exciting! What radio stations have... they... been listening to lately?
*The Toy Soldier smiles. It clearly doesn't know Harley's pronouns.*
Well, Harley works in Communications so, he's the only radio station so far, heh. It's just him rambling most of the time, and I only know this cause I jerry-rigged my walkie to pick up what he's broadcasting
Oh of course! You jerry-rigged your walkie? That's quite impressive and sounds like jolly good fun! Could you show me? :¦)
oh, uh- yeah! *they're pleasantly surprised, not a lot of people treat them with anything but indifference and annoyance*
*they pat down their pants, trying to find where they strapped it but* "ah, shit- I think I left it in my dorm-"
...Oh, that's a shame!
*It clearly stops up to consider whether to keep playing*
...Well surely you can take me to your dorm and show me there? :¦D
uhh, yeah! I, was just in there I think... Uhm, Do you know how to get back to A-B? I, haven't been on-site long enough to get too familiar with the layout.
*Alex rubs the back of their neck, cringing. gahh they should know this by now! but they've just been following other people around and not really paying attention to directions*
Ah! Well, if you can show me where you came from I'm sure we'll find our way to A-B in no time!
*The Toy Soldier is overly confident*
oh i- I... I really don't actually know.., uhm *they start laughing nervously* this is, now that i think about it. not, the concrete halls of Site-107. You said, "spaceship" earlier.
yo, uh. whats this? wheree. am i?
@records-intern
Oh! Hello there, welcome to the Aurora! She's our beautiful spaceship :¦) what's your name?
I'm Alex! The, uh. Records Intern. Un-officially but, did you just say "spaceship"?
Records? You mean the archives? I didn't know Ivy got an intern! That's jolly good!
Yes, a spaceship :¦D a thing that goes into space and takes us around the universe! :¦D
aarchives? no, it's uh, Simmons' department. I'm, his intern. Dunno who Ivy is
I, around the universe?? No, we're, hah, we're stuck underground. in a pocket dimension.
*And as such the "yes, and" switch activates in Toy Soldier's head*
Oh! Yes, I'm being silly. Of course we're stuck underground in a pocket dimension! Do you think we'll come out again soon? Oh, I haven't spoken to Simmons in a while. I sure do hope he's doing okay!
Uhh, *Alex tilts their head slightly with a confused but entertained smile* yeah, I think- Harley said something about weird noises on the radio equipment, so here's hoping!
Well, actually I haven't talked to Simmons in a while either, I think he's up in Medical and... being up there is really uncomfortable for me.
Ah I see! Medical can be quite frightening, but a jolly good thrill, right, chap? :¦)
Weird noises in Harley's radio, you say? That sounds jolly exciting! What radio stations have... they... been listening to lately?
*The Toy Soldier smiles. It clearly doesn't know Harley's pronouns.*
Well, Harley works in Communications so, he's the only radio station so far, heh. It's just him rambling most of the time, and I only know this cause I jerry-rigged my walkie to pick up what he's broadcasting
Oh of course! You jerry-rigged your walkie? That's quite impressive and sounds like jolly good fun! Could you show me? :¦)
oh, uh- yeah! *they're pleasantly surprised, not a lot of people treat them with anything but indifference and annoyance*
*they pat down their pants, trying to find where they strapped it but* "ah, shit- I think I left it in my dorm-"
...Oh, that's a shame!
*It clearly stops up to consider whether to keep playing*
...Well surely you can take me to your dorm and show me there? :¦D
uhh, yeah! I, was just in there I think... Uhm, Do you know how to get back to A-B? I, haven't been on-site long enough to get too familiar with the layout.
*Alex rubs the back of their neck, cringing. gahh they should know this by now! but they've just been following other people around and not really paying attention to directions*
