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literally planning plans with family members is so stressful for no reason. it gives me the same stress that an exam would.

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CHEWSDAY

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hmmm

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i need a job. now.

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happy monday? can't wait to head back to bed. swaggy raccoon is the only thing keeping me awake rn

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NEW GIRL >>>>

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"mom, you know my friends and i went to the pier and climbed the rocks and it was so much fun!"

"WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING. YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. WHAT IF YOU FELL HUH?"

me: sigh. i just breathed

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happy sunday! cows!

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these always get me

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HAPPY SATURDAY!!! i'm up too early though

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sometimes i listen to the victorious soundtrack just to feel something.

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nobody. absolutely nobody:

me: I WANT TO WATCH TURNING RED. CAN WE PLEASE WATCH TURNING RED.

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this feeling >>>>

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that's what happens when you're in a long distance friendship :(

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HAPPY FRIDAY !!

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"he broke up with me"

"why"

"bc my name was karen"

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normalize not going out on st patrick's day!