Prepare Your Eyeliner, This Is Getting Exciting

I may act like a princess, but I am not a damsel in distress.

[unwelcome-to-night-vale]

[isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180]

SHIT THIS IS GOOD

[dragontatoes]

[theprocast]

I wanted to be what you needed. I needed to be what you wanted.

[bitchycode]

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

[grandrieux]

[veryfunnymemes]

[the-psycho-cutie-deactivated201]

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

[westernlariat]

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

[armorgan66]

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

[westernlariat]

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

[goestingsjes]

[naked-yogi]

a woman’s moan is the origin of the universe

[lavendrdyke]

the big bang was lesbian sex

[bad-intentixns]

dude/babe it’s the same thing

[itstimetosmilee]

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[lordendsavior]

“The double agent for the patriarchy is basically just a woman who perhaps unknowingly is still putting the patriarchal narrative out into the world. Is still benefitting off, profiting off and selling a patriarchal narrative to other women. But it’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. You know, just because you look like a woman, we trust you and we think you’re on our side, but you are selling us something that really doesn’t make us feel good. You’re selling us an ideal, a body shape, a problem with our wrinkles, a problem with ageing, a problem with gravity, a problem with any kind of body fat. You’re selling us self-consciousness. The same poison that made you clearly develop some sort of body dysmorphia or facial dysmorphia, you are now pouring back into the world. You’re like recycling hatred. I find that really dangerous and I think it’s unacceptable and I don’t care if you’re a woman. I think constructive criticism is needed for anyone to ever evolve. For our gender to evolve we need some sort of constructive criticism. As long as we do it in a somewhat careful way. (…) So many of the worst things in the world have happened motivated by greed. And I just don’t think that’s an acceptable excuse anymore. How much money do you need? Really how much money do you need? How much money do any of these huge influencers who are worth millions or billions sometimes… why are they still promoting appetite-suppressant lollipops to young girls? And it’s not a fight against obesity. They have young, already slim girls, in their adverts for Flat Tummy company, this company that are absolutely everywhere, and they’re even being advertised in some of the most mainstream magazines, women’s magazines, and they have a billboard in Times Square. The money is built on the blood and tears of young women who believe in them, who follow them, who look up to them like the big sister they never had. It’s so upsetting and it feels like such a betrayal against women.”

Jameela Jamil explains why she thinks the Kardashians are “double agents for the patriarchy”

[warmbath]

[musicnerderys]

WAOW

[psych-facts]

“A true relationship is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future.”

— (via love-diaries)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Horny and Hungry is distinguished by where you insert the cucumber