"I'll kick anyone's ass. I'll kick my own ass."

[RP Blog for a very short tempered BLU Scout]

[blubidasdfgh-blog]

dear god i am so sorry for this

An old angsty thread, read my @canthxtwhataintthere and myself

[professionxl]

Here it is. Permanent starter call!

Oi, LIKE OR REBLOG THIS if it’s okay I do the following things:

Tag you in random starters

Send random starters

Tag you in RP memes I think we should do

Message you through messages

Talk to you as a friend rather than just a RP partner

Not be shy and send RP memes to you when you reblog then

[contractsandsyringes]

✍ ya boi Scoot [Scout]

[canthxtwhataintthere]

✍ + the medic lol

Send me a ✍ and a character and I’ll draw the character horribly on MS Paint. 

@contractsandsyringes [Doctor man]

[canthxtwhataintthere]

✍ SPY! >:D

Send me a ✍ and a character and I’ll draw the character horribly on MS Paint.

@sane-soldier [Aw yeah]

[compassinq-deactivated20131214]

ANON HOUR STARTS NOW. NOTHING DELETED. EVERYTHING ANSWERED

[iemasa-deactivated20180209]

Send me a ✍ and a character and I'll draw the character horribly on MS Paint.

[canthxtwhataintthere]

rocketlauncherflowercrowns:

The soft bodied soldier let out a warm chuckle of her own, “Sorry, got the quiet footsteps from her.” She admitted in her lighthearted apology. Then he brought up his father, “Yikes. Sounds awful. Mine, is well, nonexistant. Don’t even know the guy. Anywho, yeah, my mom’s an engie. Sometimes we’ll get in the kitchen and start baking treats for the team. Mom uses the excuse of "boosting morale” but she just loves cooking for everyone.“

It almost made him feel bad that he try to know his father very well because some people's fathers don’t even acknowledge their child’s existence. 

Almost. His father was the embodiment of satan and a snake. 

“Hey, that’s pretty cool.” Slowly shifts from one foot to the other. “So how long have ya been a Soldier?”

[canthxtwhataintthere]

rocketlauncherflowercrowns:

“Oh shoot, where have my manners gone… Im Jodie, my mom is actually a RED engineer. I enlisted on my 21st birthday last december, so Im actually fairly new. And im sorry for scarin you, thought my foosteps were ah, more audible then they were.” She replied, getting a bit sheepish at the end.

“Uh-huh...” At least he wasn’t the only one with close relatives on the base, though now that he thinks about it it’s probably more common these days. 

“Yeah, if I didn’t know any better, I would’a thought you were a Spy.” Soft chuckle and a small wave. “I’m Vince. I got family here, too, but he’s on your team..., and he’s an asshole. And a literal snake. It’s a long story.”

Clears throat. “So your mom’s an Engie?” 

[vaapadataru]

Captured my first blep on camera.

[canthxtwhataintthere]

“Yo, does anyone even exist anymore?” 

[rocketlauncherflowercrowns]

“Why wouldnt we?”

[canthxtwhataintthere]

Literally jumps 2 feet in the air in shock. How the hell did a RED soldier manage to sneak up on him?

“Uhh-- it’s just a bit quiet these days, I guess.” Clears throat.

“Who-who’re you again? Haven’t seen ya before.”

[shewillfeatdrake]

that feeling you get when you’re angry

[shewillfeatdrake]

anger

[canthxtwhataintthere]

“Yo, does anyone even exist anymore?” 

[canthxtwhataintthere]

what if i said i pissed in all of your bonk and shut down the production line of it all.

I’d be pretty fuckin’ pissed, I can tell ya that much. (No pun intended, you bastard.)

Might switch to the flying guillotine to show ya how angry I really am.

[stubbornsammy-deactivated201910]

Me every time I see a cat. 

[typette-deactivated20150825]

the other guy has seen this shit so fucking often he just… has no more care left to give

[thesassiestcolor]

Shirtless Guy: Beautiful kitten! *Claps* Let me love you! MEOW!

[dat-deer-sniper-deactivated2015]

“I-It’s me, Arthur.” The guy who’s head you tried to beat in, he thought rather than spoke. He cautiously approached the area in which the Scout was, careful not to upset Vince or appear as a threat. “Are y-you okay?”

[canthxtwhataintthere]

“Oh. Hey.” A small wave before he returned to scooping up the shards of the baseball bat. 

“Uh.. Yeah. Fine.” He answered, standing up completely, holding the wooden splinters in his arms. “Crap...” Whoever this belonged to, they weren’t going to be happy..  

[dxsperatio-deactivated20171123]

psa.

Do not underestimate my muse.

Do not underestimate my muse.

Do not. Underestimate. My muse.

If you prod at my character and/or say things to them that irritate them, don’t blame me if I write them replying crudely. My muse is not a pushover. I’d appreciate if my rules are read – they’re there for a reason. Or at least read the wiki about them. Google exists, use it.