If they make Barbatos rap in his new character song I might actually cry real angry tears (sorry I just hate it in the twins and other character songs and I dont want it)
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If they make Barbatos rap in his new character song I might actually cry real angry tears (sorry I just hate it in the twins and other character songs and I dont want it)
My Headcanon for the Devildom/Exchange Program🔥
It never quite made sense to me why Diavolo would choose to open his semi-secluded nation to humanity at large, even under the guise of friendship.
I like to think Diavolo chose to open up diplomacy to the human realm because of our “recent” scientific achievements and discoveries.
This would let Belphie’s reluctance for the exchange program make a bit more sense, and just generally go deeper than just a hate boner for humanity.
Because if Diavolo is seeing what’s good in humanities developments, Belphie could see the danger (advancements in weapons such as missiles, drones, and nukes, and the environmental destruction that has been caused by our rapid progression)
It’s always been my personal cannon that while the human realm built their societies on science, the Devildom and the Celestial realm built theirs largely on magic, which, though valuable, resulted in them neglecting their understanding/development of STEM.
+ I think it would be funny for the exchange student (whose only scientific knowledge is from AP Bio) to try to explain the concept of bacteria, or like ATP synthase to our favorite demons.
+ I also think it would be funny for the exchange student to desperately try to figure out the genetic punnet square that could have possibly resulted in the brothers all looking so different, before just deciding that they were all either adopted or just blaming it on magic.
Sorry but I read this and I feel like I'm going insane so I have to say some stuff.
-Biggest point: Belphie does not have "just a hate boner for humanity" the hate is shown to be irrational, yes, but I'm pretty sure it should be clear that he hates them because of the death of Lilith. Why? because grief has affected him in such a way that it has warped his mind, where I, if I were him, would have placed that hate on the celestial realm and the angels, for prosecuting Lilith for doing something illegal for someone she loved, his mind warped the humans involvement at all to it being the humans fault and why he hates them so much, even though he was stated to love them especially as an angel. The "Belphie hates humans and is against the exchange program" is the point of his story.
-Judging by the parts of the story when MC and the others are in the human realm, Dia probably knows a lot more about the human realm and such than he acts like and specifies. Does he generally want demons and humans (and angels) to get along and be friends? Yeah, but I think he has taken the dangers and such into account, as well as the intricate process of the exchange program, even though it is very much glazed over because the writers are focused on what they think is more important.
I refuse to believe Diavolo is stupid. There is no way that man has existed for so long, AND been in a high standing position, in a world whose subjects are unpredictable on a good day and survived relatively unscathed while being a complete idiot. Butler-shaped Cthulhu plot device always by his side or not.
That man is a fake himbo and I will not be convinced otherwise.
This whole thing is something that makes Dia so multi-faceted and one of my favorite characters. He has such a kind of youthful, childlike wonder and joy sometimes that I think is the biggest reason people claim he is a himbo, and I think that's because he was likely pretty sheltered for a long time (as the son of the King of the Devildom) and while he's been the prince and pretty much the one in charge of the Devildom for a long time, that sheltered kind of interest in learning about new things clearly has stuck, maybe it's just his personality (nature vs nurture) I think there's also a feeling of, in comparison to Barbatos, the not-even-god-knows how old demon/being that is pretty much always with him (ignoring I Do) he probably seems like he doesn't know as much in comparison? A good portion could also be a front, but with what we have seen, I think he's just a (weirdly? not an insult) cheerful guy, who also happens to be huge and ripped, and that can give Big Himbo Energy. Which is part of his charm, but also I personally find those moments of strength, perception, and the very rare anger, to be of even more value. Even the strongest/smartest/most capable people/demons deserve to be a little silly sometimes.
Hello!! I think your fics are really sweet, and i’ve seen your posts about Satan, but I was wondering if you could do another character?
I’m the BIGGEST Barbatos stan, so i was wondering if you could do a fic ab us (MC) touching his tail/horns? Because im the game he remarks how he USUALLY doesn’t like them being touched, but he insinuates he might let MC, and im very upset they never followed up on that.
It can be as long as you’re comfortable writing!! I know my scenes tend to be like 2-4k words, but that’s INSANE for one shots so i really have no idea what a normal amount is, or what you usually write! Maybe something a bit over 1k?
(Rᥱquᥱst) Bᥲrbᥲtos - ᥲ touchყ subjᥱct
Bᥲrbᥲtos cᥲrriᥱs himsᥱlf with thᥱ sort of composurᥱ thᥲt mᥲkᥱs pᥱoplᥱ forgᥱt hᥱ is dᥲᥒgᥱrous.
It is ᥒot softᥒᥱss thᥲt disguisᥱs him. Not kiᥒdᥒᥱss, ᥱithᥱr. Bᥲrbᥲtos is politᥱ iᥒ thᥱ sᥲmᥱ wᥲყ ᥲᥒciᥱᥒt thiᥒgs ᥲrᥱ politᥱ - prᥱcisᥱ, cᥲrᥱful, immᥲculᥲtᥱlყ rᥱstrᥲiᥒᥱd. Evᥱrყ movᥱmᥱᥒt fᥱᥱls dᥱlibᥱrᥲtᥱ. Evᥱrყ smilᥱ mᥱᥲsurᥱd dowᥒ to thᥱ ᥲᥒglᥱ of it. Hᥱ glidᥱs through rooms iᥒstᥱᥲd of wᥲlkiᥒg through thᥱm, hᥲᥒds foldᥱd ᥒᥱᥲtlყ bᥱhiᥒd his bᥲck whilᥱ othᥱrs stumblᥱ ovᥱr thᥱmsᥱlvᥱs trყiᥒg to iᥒtᥱrprᥱt whᥲt hᥱ might trulყ bᥱ thiᥒkiᥒg bᥱᥒᥱᥲth ᥲll thᥲt impossiblᥱ ᥱlᥱgᥲᥒcᥱ.
Evᥱᥒ dᥱmoᥒs ᥲrᥱ wᥲrყ ᥲrouᥒd him.
Espᥱciᥲllყ dᥱmoᥒs.
You might not like this fic, but I LOVE this fic, I think your description of Barbatos in the beginning is perfect. I think Barbatos is just a really hard character to write "properly" because we don't know a whole lot about him, so there is a feeling sometimes from certain things we see in the games of "anything goes" but also that he is very particular in some ways. I think you did an amazing job I love it, this is gonna be on my mind all day now. Thank you for sharing.
Okay so like, pretty much the whole cast has the same size nose, average/small because Japan. But I personally get frustrated by this (in all games like this) because I am a lover of a big nose, bigger the better, nose bump yes please, hooked nose chefs kiss. So I would like to ask an important question to the fandom:
Who should have the largest nose of the cast of Obey Me?
Lucifer
Mammon
Levi
Satan
Asmodeus
Beelzebub
Belphegor
Diavolo
Barbatos
Luke
Simeon
Solomon
Sorry no non-romanceables, thats the max number of options. If this gets enough votes or someone asks, I make a post of my personal headcannon list of biggest-smallest noses in the cast.
Abandoning, sorry!
Hello everyone, Super sorry that I'm doing this after so many people have followed me, but I have finally bitten the bullet and dropped Obey Me. its always had a lot of things that drive me nuts (poor story, not enough characterization for the side characters, awful ugly outfits, never getting the cards i want, honestly a lot of the cards are.... lackluster) and I just cant enjoy it anymore. However, I have started a headcannon blog for Twisted Wonderland. If you have been curious about it, but have been hesitant because its not a romance game, let me put a list of cons and pros:
Cons
Its not a dating game (some of the characters certainly seem like they are flirting with you sometimes though)
less cards
the characters are younger (youngest not including actual children is 16)
owned by Disney (but I haven't spent a single penny, they can suck it)
Pros
Far better characterization
the cards are all beautiful
while young, the characters are old enough to reasonably age them up
you don't actually get killed
the whole story is fully voiced!!!
there's still twins (but like, actually twins, and shady as all getout, but I personally adore them)
The events are long and the rewards haven't been any issue to get
uh yeah there's my 2 cents, new blog is @twistedweels, hope to see you there!
I know probably all the people who follow me on this blog are bots (I don't post anything because I just don't know what to do with a main blog) but I want to make this outlining a lot of thoughts about the load of horseshit around Roe and abortions. I am pro choice, I will always be pro choice, there is nothing that anyone can say or do that will change that. this will be done with a lot of bullet points because otherwise I get distracted and it just turns into a rant that hardly anyone can follow.
first of all, Medical information should always be private.
-Unless someone shares it with you, there is no reason for you to know about it, let alone have any opinions on it.
-doctors should not be sharing any medical information without permission of the patient. why? because no medical procedure has an actual affect on anyone but the patient. being uncomfortable is not a valid reason.
-this includes things like transitioning. Its not affecting you, and its none of your business. this also includes what genitalia someone does or does not have, or their sexual preferences or lack thereof. it doesn't actually affect you in any way besides making you uncomfortable, so there is no reason for you to even know.
2. "But it is against my religion"
-Besides having the right to practice your own religion, religion should not be in the law at all
-if its against your religion, don't get an abortion
-a doctor should be able to refuse to provide an abortion because of their religion, but that is a personal right and does not mean that the law should be able to ban abortions, because religion should not be in law.
3. "But a fetus is a potential life"
-How do you know any given fetus is a life? there are so many things that could happen to a fetus at any point that could lead to it failing, and you never know what is happening to someone's fetus.
-If that is the argument, then we should be forcing people to make sure every egg that their ovaries release is fertilized, because every one is a potential life, and people with penises masturbating should be illegal because they are wasting sperm which is also potential life.
-why do we not care about the hundreds of thousands of children in foster care who are going through horrible things, even being abused many times? Why do these children have to suffer because of their parents?
-In Jewish teachings (I am not Jewish but this is such a realistic way of thinking, and they deserve all the credit) A fetus is a part of the parents body until they are birthed, and if they do not wish to have a child, or their life is at risk, they should have the fetus aborted.
4. "but the fetus can feel pain and move"
-So can plants and animals
-but are they a sentient being? do they have thoughts and feelings?
5. "well it will be fine we just need to provide people with care when pregnant and for their child"
-how much do you donate to charities that do these things? take a look at pro-life centers and see how much they help... or don't help, I should say.
-this completely ignores all of the health issues and ways a fetus could die and kill the parent.
6. One of the biggest things that people are proud of America for is all the "freedoms" we have, and yet people with uteruses have less rights than guns and their own organs.
I think that about sums it up, if you have any other concerns that i missed, feel free to message me or reblog.
if you think I'm an awful human being for all this, please let me know so I can block you asap, thanks.
Feel free to reblog, honestly I wouldn't even care if you repost this, just don't edit it preferably (unless its just to make it make more sense, haha)
Kissing/Making out with : The Brothers
Lucifer - Is bold, confident, and sensual. He takes control when kissing (unless you really want to, he might let you for a time) Mainly keeping his hands to your waist, hips, or the back of your head, he isn't too much of a groper. Lucifer is also the most likely to constrain your hands in some way, to tease you, belt, tie, just holding your wrists with one of his large hands, he loves to watch you squirm, wanting to touch him. Doesn't like to have fingers run through his hair unless you are in private in his room or office, because he tends to come undone with a nice scalp massage.
Mammon - Is, you guessed it, greedy. This man wants to kiss you so good you wont think of anyone but him. Incredibly needy and touchy, he has a hard time keeping his hands off of you. If you are in public with others, be prepared for a sudden jealous kiss, he's gotta make sure everyone knows that you are his. Likes it if you get handsy too, just be careful of his lower back, he's super ticklish. Can be dominant or submissive, although if he's in a jealous mood he will probably take control. But, (even if he wont admit it, of course) he also loves to have you take control, drag him off to a corner somewhere and kiss him until he can't think straight, and he will be wrapped around your finger, or even little kisses on the cheek or a peck on the lips will have him melting in your hands.
Leviathan - The most shy, especially at first. You need to take the first step, or at the very least tell him you want to be kissed straight up, or be ready to get nothing but blushing stares at your lips. Very awkward and clumsy in the beginning, especially with french kissing, lots of stopping to ask if its okay, if you have him taking control. Much, much easier if you are the one in charge. loves if you sit on his lap when he's at his computer (don't interrupt him when he's gaming though please, although if its a more casual game, its probably fine) just be prepared for a lot of sputtering and blushing. As long as you reassure him, he can be more dominant, and he leans more dominant if he's in his demon form. Probably has a split tongue there, as well, and will wrap you up in his arms and even with his tail.
Satan - Very mostly dominant, and really even if you try and be dominant, he might let you, but in a "aw, look at you trying to take control" way. Likes long, slow make out sessions, most of the time, and would be gentle, but sensual, making sure you are paying attention to him. Not a fan of PDA, but will kiss and make out with you freely in the house of lamentation. If Lucifer has been getting chummy with you, be assured Satan will be sitting you down in the library for as long as it takes for Lucifer to come in and see. If Satan is in a bad mood, he can get very rough, lots of lip biting and leaving lots of hickeys high on your neck so everyone can see. Expect to have bruised lips.
Asmodeus - The avatar of lust of course has the most skill when kissing, he may be smaller than his brothers but its how you use what you have that matters. Gropey, but not in the same way that Mammon is. Asmo likes light touches that test you and have you leaning into them, lightly tracing patterns in your skin. Will kiss you anywhere and everywhere, in his room, in the kitchen, in the hallway at RAD, even in the classroom if he can get away with it. Asmo's kisses are sweet and addicting. Asmo Is very good at keeping dominance right in the middle, with neither him nor you really leading, although of course he can do whatever, if he is the first person you have kissed, he will lead you and teach you everything you need to know about the art of love.
Beelzebub - Beel's kisses are oh-so soft and gentle, but consuming. He is incredibly careful with holding you, though he will wrap you up in his warm, firm arms, and hold you close. Another that doesn't like kissing in public, most kissing with Beel with be in one of your rooms or the attic. Beel loves to take it slow, holding you, staring into your eyes, making sure he is never making you uncomfortable at any time. Also, please praise him, he loves to be praised, tell him how great his muscles are, how nice it is to spend time with him, how sweet he is, anything, it makes him so, so happy. If you don't like french kissing, you are either going to have to learn to like it, or spend the time to work with him to have him not do it, because Beel loves to taste you. If he is in a bit of a bad mood, he can expect to be held a bit firmer, kissed a bit harder, like he is trying to somehow mold the two of you together, so he can be with you forever.
Belphegor - Probably the moodiest of the bunch, Belphie will kiss you in lots of different ways. Lazy kisses in the attic or some other corner of the house, laying down, legs tangled together, probably dozing off a bit. Teasing kisses, playful pecks as he passes you in RAD, eyes twinkling with mischief as he pulls you into his room. Sad kisses, when he's feeling lonely and wants you with him, laying in the attic, petting his hair and kissing him, maybe telling him a story of something to cheer him up a little. Frustrated kisses, when he's mad at you or one of his brothers, so he kisses you roughly, demandingly, hands wandering and running over your skin, making sure you are there, with him. Loves to be kissed awake by you, or a kiss on the cheek when he's clearly grumpy, he will try and keep that grumpy face, but you can see the corner of his mouth twitch as he looks away in a huff, rolling his eyes.
Holy moly
If you love Barbatos please find your way over to the obey me twitter or instagram cause one of their card illustrators drew him and he is looking so shiny and lovely and my goodness.
Small Things to Imagine With The Seven Brothers and The Undatables
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Honestly there are so many things I can write on this but I didn’t want to repeat anything. I actually had a fun time comming up with ideas.
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Lucifer
Late night tired hugs where you pay his office a visit and he buries himself on your chest, breathing deeply and hugging your waist firmly yet gently, letting his fingers travel up and down your spine. He is always reluctant to let go after fully charged.
Protectivelly tucking you under his wings while in demon form.
Affectionate forehead kisses as he holds your cheeks.
Lucifer unconsciously leaning into your touch as you caress his face, pushing back a few strands of hair out of his fluttering eyes.
Him gently pinching your cheek with the back of his fingers as he promises to take you out on a date later that night.
Lucifer’s deep and steady breaths besides you as he sleeps on his bed, wrinckles and stress gone, making him look younger.
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Satan
Satan enjoys swing dancing, and loves to teach others how to swing dance.
Altar Series II - Mammon
“Oi, human… Here to pay the Great Mammon your respects? I think we can do better than that…”
The second painting in the Altar Series for Obey Me!
I’m absolutely thrilled with how his skin color and the paint came out. I feel like this is more what Mammon deserves, even as someone who doesn’t really stan him.
Of course, those shorts weren’t really planned to be part of the design…
What’s that? You can see the uncensored version on my Patreon??
how silly of me of course you can
See the full image at AshbelEro/Otomeman’s Patreon Page!
Spilled some salt while I was cooking today...
Imagine cooking in the kitchen when you knock over a salt shaker and you throw some salt over your left shoulder to ward off bad luck, but one of the brothers had come up behind you so they get a face full of salt.
Luke
Was once saved by Mammon from a group of demons harassing him. They both swore themselves to secrecy.
Simeon
While he does have a bit of skin showing, he is rather sensitive to touch on his shoulders and neck. Will jump and move away if someone touches him without permission or warning him
Solomon
Is amazing at impressions and accents, and loves to quote memes and vines.
Barbatos
Isn't actually afraid of rats, but thinks they are dirty little vermin.