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18+, minors dni

[melodiesz]

levi permanently banning you from entering his room and you think you did something to upset him but it’s actually cause he replaced his ruri chan pillow with a full sized body pillow of you that he would have to crawl into a hole and die if you ever saw (he got the photo by telling you asmo was doing a slumber party themed photoshoot)

[im-trash-sarah]

this might be one of my favorite headcanons omg this is so funny

bro i feel like belphie would be the one to out him about it too

[lethargicnymph]

Imagine Belphie also being low-key jealous and wanting that pillow for himself lol

[pact-in-progress]

I find it so funny whenever someone says “since solomon can’t be called a real human anymore, what do you think mc?” like mc didn’t come back from the dead after being killed and nearly caused destruction to the three realms by the sheer power of their existence and bloodline.

[lethargicnymph]

Funniest thing is my MC is also part siren so she's already failing that one by virtue of her ancestry lol

[lethargicnymph]

I could never be afab MC 💔

Imagine having to live with 7 demon men and having all the people in your circle (Dateables) be men. Female characters before Thirteen (my queen) were literally one note characters that were brought up once, maybe three times if they mattered enough to the plot, and barely ever even got designs. The closest thing MC had to a non-man in their vicinity in the pre-Thirteen era was a fourth grader 😭

[lethargicnymph]

Warning: Nightbringer spoilers ig? Also low-key stalker behavior.

Obey Me Nightbringer except Barbatos the Nightbringer is constantly acting oddly affectionate with the MC. From calling them pet names like "my dear" to talking about how "one day they'll never want to leave" to even showing up to Cocytus Hall when Solomon is away as if to check if the house is in order except acting very touchy and suggestive the entire time, treating it more like a date rather than business.

[lethargicnymph]

Also, they gave him fangs. I REPEAT, THEY GAVE HIM FANGS!!!

[lethargicnymph]

RAAHHHHHHHHH

[lethargicnymph]

So I've been debating whether or not I should do something and decided to log back into obey me because I haven't played in a bit to do some dailies and when I was doing the free pulls I was like, "Hey maybe if I can get UR card from these pulls I'm not gonna do it lolll". So I continued on with my pulls, not expecting anything interesting to happen, WHEN LO AND BEHOLD I GOT A FUCKING UR MEMORY CARD! Is this what the kids call divine intervention? Is God trying to tell me something??

[lethargicnymph]

Literally just saw the bisexual flag in someone's pfp and for a second genuinely thought it was Thirteen's hair and that their pfp was Thirteen. Mind you I'm bisexual.

[landmineblogging]

don't isolate no matter how fucking broken you feel even if every attempt at connection proves futile do not stop reaching out to someone something somewhere please

[landmineblogging]

let the world know you exist

[landmineblogging]

please.

[lethargicnymph]

I'm going to take this as a sign

[lethargicnymph]

Imagine obey me except MC is a masochist and a monster fucker. You would assume a regular human being brought to the Devildom would be absolutely terrifying for the human, right? Nope, not this one! They're in heaven! Every time someone turns into their demon form and starts growling (Lucifer) they get a little, um, excited. Even funnier if they are the cutest most sweet looking person of all time.

[lethargicnymph]

The entire obey me cast is made up of losers. They're all pathetic and desperate and needy and petty and do not share a single ounce of cool, and barely even a braincell, between the 14 of them. "Oh but this character is actually-" LIES. You are lying to yourself because you don't want to admit it. Your fave is a major loser that happens to be very hot, very powerful and has a very hot body. Embrace the truth.

[lethargicnymph]

NOOOOO STOP I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE YOUTHFUL 101 BOOK DIAVOLO HAD-- he is so 30 year old man coded it's crazy 😭

[lethargicnymph]

Nope, Simeon falls. Simeon is a demon now. "Oh but that's not how it goes in canon-" Well in MY interpretation of the game we play fast and loose with canon. And Simeon makes a pact with MC the second he can and officially tethers himself to them. The brothers are not amused.

[lambspinal]

anywho

[lambspinal]

WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE THIS STUPID ASS POST I MADE WHILE HIGH ON PAIN MEDICATION SO MUCH

[lethargicnymph]

BECAUSE THEY'RE THE INSUFFERABLE ARROGANT PRICK TRIO AND THEY NEED TO BE CALLED OUT MORE

[lethargicnymph]

Since Mammon has his crow familiars, is very fast (probably the fastest demon in the Devildom), and is an overall goofball, would he be a sort of Hermes/Mercury figure in the Devildom? Asmodeus could be a sort of Aphrodite/Venus figure because of his charm and status as probably the most beautiful being in the three realms.

[lethargicnymph]

Also would sailors (general or those that are in the navy) say a prayer to Levi every time they go out to the sea whether on general fishing trips or to patrol?

[lethargicnymph]

Since Mammon has his crow familiars, is very fast (probably the fastest demon in the Devildom), and is an overall goofball, would he be a sort of Hermes/Mercury figure in the Devildom? Asmodeus could be a sort of Aphrodite/Venus figure because of his charm and status as probably the most beautiful being in the three realms.

[lethargicnymph]

Imagine everyone being at a restaurant or something and the waiter flirts with MC. The entire table goes silent. The brothers, Diavolo, Barbatos and Mephistopheles are questioning how much of an abuse of authority it would be if they were to have the waiter fired, Solomon is hyperventilating because another supernatural is trying to join that he might have to compete with, Simeon is this close to writing in a new very unlikeable character into his story that ends up dying a horrible death, Raphael is even closer to summoning his spears, and Thirteen wishes she was back in her cave so she can snuff their candle.

This can also be applied in any setting where MC is flirted with!

[lambspinal]

GOD FORBID MC FLIRTS BACK for a generally charismatic and flirty MC the harem is ALWAYS sleeping with one eye open while MC is just doing whatever they usually do

[lethargicnymph]

Wouldn't be surprised if everyone went full yandere in that route lmfaooooo

[lethargicnymph]

Imagine everyone being at a restaurant or something and the waiter flirts with MC. The entire table goes silent. The brothers, Diavolo, Barbatos and Mephistopheles are questioning how much of an abuse of authority it would be if they were to have the waiter fired, Solomon is hyperventilating because another supernatural is trying to join that he might have to compete with, Simeon is this close to writing in a new very unlikeable character into his story that ends up dying a horrible death, Raphael is even closer to summoning his spears, and Thirteen wishes she was back in her cave so she can snuff their candle.

This can also be applied in any setting where MC is flirted with!