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Hellye

these two really are in tears laughing about a man dying while playing the piano (and the thought of him shitting himself because of that)

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robotlyra

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

superblyboring

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

formerprincewille

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

loafed-beans-deactivated2020082

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

helila

this is it

everyone else can go home now

spectershaped

Justin: Stop. Stop. This needs to be addressed. My first thought was the tunnel of love, right? Okay, but stop for a second and think.

Griffin: Oh my god - holy shit Justin! You’re right!

Justin: Seriously though. Media has perpetrated a lot of lies on us growing up as kids, especially like, old cartoons. I’ve never, in my entire adult life - I’ve traveled all across this great land of ours, I’ve never, ever, ever seen a tunnel of love. I’ve seen a fake Mario Brothers castle that kids could run around in and fall and die. Like, I’ve seen a spaceship that spins around so fast that you stick to the walls. I’ve never seen a tunnel of love in my entire life.

Griffin: Because essentially what a tunnel of love is, is a timed hand-job challenge. Are you tough enough?

Justin: Can you jack it?

Griffin: You have 118 seconds, go! Uh-oh, look up ahead. Do you hear the clown music? You better hurry! You better hurry and finish to the clown music!

Travis: That’s when the camera flashes.

bob-belcher

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

otherwindow

emperorozark

thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

nomehablen2

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny

starlightandtears

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

borntomezmer-deactivated2021011

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

starlightandtears

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

thisisnotacatblog

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

fadetouched

when you fail a persuasion attempt in an rpg:

menorahs-deactivated20180101

I have been thinking about this for fucking hours

original video link

misgivings

Slav pronouncing US states

misgivings

north and south dAhkotah

tikola-nesla-1907-deactivated20

Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES

I was not ready

@relatable-ram

Me: *clicks video* “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me:

norithics

I love this stupid fucking meme

ahugetrebuchet-deactivated20200

Bahahahs yes take 2!

localstarboy

Will Smith dropping gems again. If you don’t have self happiness, nothing in the world around you can make you happy. He is preaching to this generation.