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Turns Out We Cuss A Lot, Guys

As I’m sure you are very surprised by.  

We just wanted to let you know how this shizz is going to go down.  

1) We are hereby prohibited from using the following words for the next 33 days in speech, writing and thought (except just kidding because these are literally the only words that have gone through our minds today)

--The “F” one

--The “S” one

--The “D” one (not dick, guys...but we did decide we can’t use dick as an insult)

--The “B” ones (female dog and a child that is born to unwed parents)

--The “A” one (hiney and any hiney related variations like the one with a hole)

--The “C” one (the really bad one hardly anyone says except British people)

--The “H” one (h-e-double hockey sticks one, since heck is a viable option)

2) We will be using separate swear jars to see who does the best (so far it’s me--me being Christie, but to be fair we’re both doing pretty terribly) and we’ll combine the money at the end to purchase Qdoba giftcards for people already at Qdoba (because they’re the fudging worst)

3) We will be doing our best to keep track of which cuss words we say just out of curiosity and because Tony likes to have excuses to make spreadsheets 

So far the tally stands at:

Christie: $2.80 

Tony: $4.75

Who do you think will come out on top?  Think you can beat us?  Take the challenge too!  (Seriously, though, it’s terrible, and we could use some support)  Or if you aren’t ready for 33 days, just try it for a day and let us know how you do!  

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It’s Official: You’ve Ruined Our Lives (for the next 33 days)

Since Tony and I have apparently made it clear how much we swear to people--the people have voted, and we’ll be doing a No Swearing challenge for our first 33 days.  Starting Tuesday, of course.  So we still have time to cuss if we fucking want to, guys.  

In order to raise the stakes and keep us honest, we’ll be instigating the good ol’ swear jar during the challenge.  The first offense will cost us $.25--not too bad, you might think.  But you’d be wrong.  Because every time we cuss after that the fine will go up by $.05.  So after just 15 infractions--we’ll be up to $1.00+ for each fuck/shit/damn there after.  And considering I work in a restaurant and Tony loathes his job--you better believe our bank accounts are going to be feeling this challenge.

Since we have a feeling we’ll be pretty bad at this challenge, we figured we had to decide what to do with the money at the end.  We couldn’t give the money to a good cause because then we might feel okay about swearing--and damn do we need to cut down.  So instead, we’ll be giving all the money to an organization that embodies all that is wrong with the world--Qdoba.  And if you know us, you know that we stand behind one fast casual Mexican restaurant and one fast casual Mexican restaurant alone--Chipotle.  We’ll buy as many gift cards as we can and give them to people at Qdoba.  So not only do we hate this because we’ll be giving our money to Qdoba, but we’ll also be giving our money to people who willingly eat at Qdoba--that’s what you call a double whammy, my friends.

Do you need less fucking shit in your life?  Join us in this challenge--especially since some of you are the ones that voted for us to do this.  Thanks, by the way.  If anything, it is a good way to save up money if you cuss as much as we do.  

Oh, by the way--the no cussing will also apply to our blog posts.  So expect more family friendly posts starting this Tuesday.