brandi rose

Desperate for human interaction. Send help.

[thejackalhasarrived]

It’s him! THE NEW LEGENDS OF MONKEY, 1.04

[catalinabaylors]

How does a lady come to be with child? I thought one needed to be married. Apparently, it’s not even a requirement.

[jeynewesterling]

What happens between a husband and wife… Well, it’s a natural continuation of what happens at night.

At night? What happens at night?

Bridgerton (2020-)

+ bonus

[stevenrogered]

Same, girl. S A M E. 

[greengableslover]

Your Grace… I had no intention -

Of knocking the climp flat out? Well, I must say, I am impressed.

[greengableslover]

This one is intimate.

[evanzbuck]

#relatable

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[galahadwilder]

“What’s your name?” “I never had one” DAAAAMN THEY WENT THERE

[flamingbluepanda]

me, scrolling: is this the one with-

me, watching, vindicated: IT ISSSSS

[tinarannosaurus]

anyway this was better than that scene in endgame

[lugoji]

((is it socially acceptable to post this yet))

[rpdofficer]

YES IT ABSOLUTELY IS.

[grumpyjesterr]

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

[grumpyjesterr]

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

[grumpyjesterr]

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

[grumpyjesterr]

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

[californianlabyrinth]

“I DECIDE NOW WHAT IS NORMAL IN MY HOUSE. I DO SO WITH RELISH & A GREAT VENGEANCE. ³⁸IT HAS TAKEN ME MANY, MANY MILES TO GET HERE. BUT I AM HERE. & THIS IS MY HOUSE.”

— Eleanor Eli Moss, “THE BOOK OF HOUSE,” from THE HOLY BIBLE (via bostonpoetryslam)

[katswenski]

You shouldn’t have scorned him, Santa. My website – My Instagram - My store

[garrettauthor]

I did NOT know where this was going, and I am delighted.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

When I saw this house that’s listed for $7,690,000 I was wondering what was so special about it. Sure, it’s big, but it’s kind of plain, and I’m not thrilled w/the garage. 

It does have beautiful grounds.

And a pool. 

The kitchen is large, but if you like open concept, they put up a wall so you can’t see the family room. 

Most people want to keep an eye on the kids or interact with company while they’re in the kitchen. 

The bath’s aren’t spectacular.

The master is plain.

And the kids share one room. So, why is it so expensive?

Because it has a full size regulation hockey rink with heated team benches, lighted scoreboard, and locker rooms.

There are 2 of these- one for each team. They say that the Rangers played here.

Of course, since it’s your own home, you have a sky box. 

And, it also comes with a Zamboni. 

https://www.6sqft.com/theres-a-professional-hockey-rink-at-this-7-7m-connecticut-home/

[gallusrostromegalus]

GOD I LOVE WIERD REAL ESTATE. BLESS.

[classic-lit-memes4u]

not mine but hilarious

[justcatposts]

Kitten discovering that he has feet 

(via)

[radioactive-green-dodo]