You were made for a kinder world.

Trying to promote healing through kitties, cliches, and nerdy quotes. Also I have to save the planet from climate change k bye

[maisonderriere]

[laceup-andrun]

the sun is a white star determined to beam a billion different colors

[caolark]

"Cyclical."

[listing-to-port]

Sea creatures who do not give a fuck about your land woes

Disco lobsters, sea pigs, those eels who can never be arsed, octopuses who have invented a form of advanced mathematics by knotting seaweed and have recently realised that they are now imprisoned in a metric fuckton of knotted seaweed, sea snakes hissing into tiny coral trumpets, submarine parking permit crabs (retired), parrotfish who have recently expired, those fish in the middle of the middle ocean and the centre of the deeps who have never seen nor touched anything hard and are not sure whether the whole idea is a conspiracy or not, those who have just found some eggs, electric eels who have formed a collective power station for some mysterious purpose not at all involving death rays, great stacks of slippy flatfish, those who are pretending to be the reflection of the moon, sleepy icefish, whales who have fallen in love with a voice heard across half an ocean and are even now singing their slow replies, those whose whole world is a wet stone, those who have done a shit on an item of sunken treasure, fish who grew legs but the walk on land was a bit disappointing and certainly not a basis for further exploration, endless schools of giddy yaysquid, sprats who cannot be having with all this bollocks.

[listing-to-port]

Sea creatures who do not give a fuck about your land woes

Disco lobsters, sea pigs, those eels who can never be arsed, octopuses who have invented a form of advanced mathematics by knotting seaweed and have recently realised that they are now imprisoned in a metric fuckton of knotted seaweed, sea snakes hissing into tiny coral trumpets, submarine parking permit crabs (retired), parrotfish who have recently expired, those fish in the middle of the middle ocean and the centre of the deeps who have never seen nor touched anything hard and are not sure whether the whole idea is a conspiracy or not, those who have just found some eggs, electric eels who have formed a collective power station for some mysterious purpose not at all involving death rays, great stacks of slippy flatfish, those who are pretending to be the reflection of the moon, sleepy icefish, whales who have fallen in love with a voice heard across half an ocean and are even now singing their slow replies, those whose whole world is a wet stone, those who have done a shit on an item of sunken treasure, fish who grew legs but the walk on land was a bit disappointing and certainly not a basis for further exploration, endless schools of giddy yaysquid, sprats who cannot be having with all this bollocks.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[iconuk01]

Genetically modified food takes a step too far….No matter how pretty the outcome, watermelons were never meant to fly.

[theotherwesley]

watermelon u fly if you want to dont listen to them

[thesadghostclub]

silly skelly cannot relate 

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[everythingfox]

Biscuit boiis

[pr1nceshawn]

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

[castorochiaro]

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

[paperparachute]

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

[thegoodvybe]

[averymuether]

Very inspired by cowspiracy! I made some graphics from the stats in the documentary. Feel free to take them and repost them.

[herbimore]

These should be made into cute stickers and pins and magnets!

[tangerineqveen-deactivated20171]

this put a smile on my face this morning :)

[poemswords]

[caolark]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

hey, to anyone in middle school,

middle school is particularly rough. it really is. a lot of things get better after, though. you’ll start finding yourself and trying new things. your whole world will expand soon. it won’t always feel so dark and you won’t always feel so trapped or misunderstood. get through this part.

[les-portes-du-sud]

Le Glouton, gulo gulo ou le Carcajou. Répandu au Canada, en Alaska, les pays nordiques de l'Europe et en Sibérie

[leninisms]

i have a friendly tip for anyone who struggles with (obsessively) picking at their skin: you can remove the fuzz from the metal of a pipe cleaner! i’ve been doing this all day and it’s been more helpful than any other fidget i’ve tried in the past. ((and it’s surprisingly easy to clean up! just use a piece of tape to pick up all the fuzz))

[igmakeup]