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My main is @captain-redacted This is mainly a DC related blog. I've been considering making an IC RP blog

[redhoodisalive]

✅ tortured by voices

✅ cursed by god

✅ small waist

✅ criminal record

✅ died at least once

Diagnosis: babygirl

excuse me?

[no-spleen-just-trauma]

white boy please don't go bald again

I won't. Unless it's for like charity or something.

[no-spleen-just-trauma]

Hi fellow white boy 👋

Hi 👋

[no-spleen-just-trauma]

LIVE WHITE BOY LIVE

White boy is alive, have no fear

[no-spleen-just-trauma]

Play that funky music, white boy?

[California Girls by Katy Perry starts playing]

[no-spleen-just-trauma]

Die white boy die

Ah it's my inner demons

[no-spleen-just-trauma]

Go white boy go

Thank you anon, this motivates me for another hundred years

[redhoodisalive]

Three sea slugs to make you feel better about the spider

…thanks.

[saiaisaiko]

I think there is something undiagnosed with me...

[captain-redacted]

May I suggest autism

[saiaisaiko]

Maybe, but I think it's more adhd with a heavy dose of terrifying but cute hyperfixation

[cap1redacted1]

That still sounds like autism

[xxdickiebirds-mpregarcxx]

I know you and kori have been trying for a baby, so dick, when's the baby?

(sarcastic)

Hey, I don't know-

[berningwithpassion]

Huh, wait what

[xxdickiebirds-mpregarcxx]

Oh- I DIDN'T TELL TIM YET- THATS WHY YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW-

[berningwithpassion]

WAIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY PREGNANT???

HOW???????????

[xxdickiebirds-mpregarcxx]

Kori.

[berningwithpassion]

Your girlfriend got you pregnant????

Wha- how??

[cap1redacted1]

Well Grayson is just so breedable idk

[redhoodisalive]

i got grounded by batman. somebody kill me.

[cap1redacted1]

A...again..?

[redhoodisalive]

Hey so I currently have four baby raccoons living under my porch(their momma died and they're too young to survive on their own so I've been giving them food occasionally. I have decided to name them after you and your siblings. I need to know what the four of you think about my analysis and why I named them such. I want to know your siblings opinions as well(I'm using some screenshots of the explanations I sent to my friend because it's a pain to write them out again). Do you think my analysis is fair?

this is perfect. the analysis is very accurate. damian is ecstatic, he loves raccoons.

[cap1redacted1]

It does remind me of the "no one told 10 yr old damian who jason is so dami just assumes he's some sorta raccoon" post

[redhoodisalive]

i saw that one. it was funny.

[cap1redacted1]

I did see all four babies this evening though(the one I have named after you is now alive and well, no surprise in the theme consistency), and Jason was the only one that did not give a single shit about Damian's growling over the food, and also the only one that was cautious enough to keep cover(under a chair) while eating. He is proving to be more like you than I initially thought

[redhoodisalive]

hahaha! i love these raccoons.

[cap1redacted1]

Do you want to see pictures of them??

[redhoodisalive]

yes please.

[cap1redacted1]

The blue bin was to offer them shelter for a while, but they've since moved out since they've grown, so those images with the bin are a few weeks old. They've grown since and I am very proud of them. The one with them hiding behind the propane canister is a current image(I'm adding another version with the names according to each one)

[redhoodisalive]

awww. they’re so cute.

[cap1redacted1]

I just got Jason to eat a few grapes from my hand!!! Of course the one I named Jason is the most cautious and skeptical one(and the one that I thought might have died for a little while because I didn't see him for a bit..)

[redhoodisalive]

i have a feeling jason is gonna eat the most.

[cap1redacted1]

So far he has proved to be very hungry

[no-spleen-just-trauma]

Yo Timmy, so I have four baby raccoons living under my porch(they lost their momma and they're too young to fend for themselves so I've been giving them food sometimes), and I've decided to name them after you and your siblings. I need to know if you think the reasons I named each one what I did are fair

Oh absolutely, you did perfectly.

[cap1redacted1]

Would you perchance like to see pictures of them? I have some pictures if you want to see

[no-spleen-just-trauma]

YES PLEASE

[cap1redacted1]

The image of the one scaling the roof is Dick, it was taken in the middle of the night with flash so it's blurry. I put out the blue bin for them with a hole cut in the side so they could come in and out for shelter, but they've since moved to a different spot since they've grown more

[cap1redacted1]

I just got Jason to eat a few grapes from my hand!!! Of course the one I named Jason is the most cautious and skeptical one(and the one that I thought might have died for a little while because I didn't see him for a bit..) Tim ate a grape from my hand as well!! Dick and Grayson were a bit too busy fighting over the other food to notice the grapes I had though :(

[redhoodisalive]

Hey so I currently have four baby raccoons living under my porch(their momma died and they're too young to survive on their own so I've been giving them food occasionally. I have decided to name them after you and your siblings. I need to know what the four of you think about my analysis and why I named them such. I want to know your siblings opinions as well(I'm using some screenshots of the explanations I sent to my friend because it's a pain to write them out again). Do you think my analysis is fair?

this is perfect. the analysis is very accurate. damian is ecstatic, he loves raccoons.

[cap1redacted1]

It does remind me of the "no one told 10 yr old damian who jason is so dami just assumes he's some sorta raccoon" post

[redhoodisalive]

i saw that one. it was funny.

[cap1redacted1]

I did see all four babies this evening though(the one I have named after you is now alive and well, no surprise in the theme consistency), and Jason was the only one that did not give a single shit about Damian's growling over the food, and also the only one that was cautious enough to keep cover(under a chair) while eating. He is proving to be more like you than I initially thought

[redhoodisalive]

hahaha! i love these raccoons.

[cap1redacted1]

Do you want to see pictures of them??

[redhoodisalive]

yes please.

[cap1redacted1]

The blue bin was to offer them shelter for a while, but they've since moved out since they've grown, so those images with the bin are a few weeks old. They've grown since and I am very proud of them. The one with them hiding behind the propane canister is a current image(I'm adding another version with the names according to each one)

[redhoodisalive]

awww. they’re so cute.

[cap1redacted1]

I just got Jason to eat a few grapes from my hand!!! Of course the one I named Jason is the most cautious and skeptical one(and the one that I thought might have died for a little while because I didn't see him for a bit..)

[redhoodisalive]

any tips on how to deal with a panic attack? preferably when you’re alone and nobody’s around you. normally when panic attacks happen people are around.

[cap1redacted1]

Rub an ice cube on your collarbone, it activates the vagus nerve which lowers cortisol (the anxiety chemical). Also go through the process of picking out 5 things you can see, 4 things you can feel, 3 things you can hear, 2 things you can smell, 1 thing you can taste. Also eat something sour or spicy, even if it's candy

[mellosdrawings]

It's definitely already been done, but this pic is just soooo Superboy-coded.

OG under cut

[redhoodisalive]

Hey so I currently have four baby raccoons living under my porch(their momma died and they're too young to survive on their own so I've been giving them food occasionally. I have decided to name them after you and your siblings. I need to know what the four of you think about my analysis and why I named them such. I want to know your siblings opinions as well(I'm using some screenshots of the explanations I sent to my friend because it's a pain to write them out again). Do you think my analysis is fair?

this is perfect. the analysis is very accurate. damian is ecstatic, he loves raccoons.

[cap1redacted1]

It does remind me of the "no one told 10 yr old damian who jason is so dami just assumes he's some sorta raccoon" post

[redhoodisalive]

i saw that one. it was funny.

[cap1redacted1]

I did see all four babies this evening though(the one I have named after you is now alive and well, no surprise in the theme consistency), and Jason was the only one that did not give a single shit about Damian's growling over the food, and also the only one that was cautious enough to keep cover(under a chair) while eating. He is proving to be more like you than I initially thought

[redhoodisalive]

hahaha! i love these raccoons.

[cap1redacted1]

Do you want to see pictures of them??

[redhoodisalive]

yes please.

[cap1redacted1]

The blue bin was to offer them shelter for a while, but they've since moved out since they've grown, so those images with the bin are a few weeks old. They've grown since and I am very proud of them. The one with them hiding behind the propane canister is a current image(I'm adding another version with the names according to each one)

[redhoodisalive]

awww. they’re so cute.

[cap1redacted1]

I don't have an image to show, but I've just fed them again and Timmy once again was the one that walked directly up to me for food and Jason was once again the only one cautious enough to glare at me and not get closer to the food until I walked away. They are doing quite well

[eggkkoo]

Who up haunting they hill house