(Little) Red Riding Hood

Do not put your faith in a cape and a hood; they will not protect you the way that they should. Special Agent (Little) Red Riding Hood. Afterworld Bureau of Investigations, Violent Crimes Unit. [RP blog based on an original concept. Please read all about pages, including rules before interacting. This blog will contain triggering material. Both mun and muse are 18+] Tracking: capeandahood

[ohnoarno]

🎭 Masquerade Ball Starters 🎭

“Did you really think hiding your cheek bones was going to fool anyone?” “Do I…know you?” “Have we met before?” “Are you sure I don’t know you?” “Your eyes are absolutely captivating.” “I don’t think we’ve met yet.” “May I have this dance?” “You look positively enchanting this evening.” “I’d know those dazzling eyes anywhere.” “These skirts make it so hard to move.” “Some of these costumes are so extravagant. They must have cost a fortune.” “You look quite ravishing in that dress.” “You look quite handsome in that suit.” “Can I see your face?” “I don’t think you want to see my face.” “My God, you could fit an entire circus under her pannier. How’d she even fit through the door?” “Champagne?” “My feet are killing me.” “I never thought I’d see you in something so fancy.” “I feel like I’m rubbing elbows with the queen right now.” “Care to sneak away with me? I doubt we will be missed.” “Can you guess who I am under here?” “I’d compliment your beauty, but I can’t see it under there. You’ll have to accept my compliments to your mask instead, it’s quite lovely.” “I can’t hear you through that mask. Did you really have to choose one that covers your mouth?” “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know who she is?” “Do you know who he is?” “You’re very light on your feet.” “Ow! It’s like you have two left feet.” “I’m a terrible dancer.” “Who cares if you’re a good dancer? Have fun! No one will know it’s you anyway!” “No one’s asked me to dance all night…” “I feel like I’m in a dream!” “Can we please go home? This is torture.” “How did I ever let you talk me into coming here?” “I prefer watching from the sidelines to participating.” “You’ve spent the entire evening at the snack table.” “Can I cut in?” “I have to go.” “I’m not supposed to be here. If they catch me I’m in trouble!” “Please. What is your name? I want to see you again.”

[mcmusings]

                                                                           Once upon a time,                                                                   lived a happy child.                                                                            As time went on                                                                    reality killed the child.                                                                       And made the adult they are today.

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okay please reblog this if you are happy to write lengthy threads with long, complicated plots and multiple non-player characters, whilst driving the plot forward on a mutually-responsible, mutually-beneficial basis, sometimes winged and sometimes not, using the “yes and” technique to build a story 

[batgrabbed]

HEATHERS THE MUSICAL LYRIC STARTERS.

I believe I’m a good person.

I think there’s good in everyone.

I look around at all these people I’ve known all my life and I ask myself… what happened?

This ain’t no high school, this is the Thunderdome.

Hold your breath and count the days.

We’re graduating soon.

College will be paradise.

I know life can be beautiful.

If we/I changed back then, we/I could change again.

Hey, are you okay?

Things will get better.

Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze.

What did you say to me, skank?

We were kind before, we can be kind once more.

We on for movie night?

What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending.

He is the smartest guy on the football team, which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.

I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me?

You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen.

Why do they/you hate me?

Why don’t I/you fight back?

Why do I/you act like such a creep? 

Why do I cry myself to sleep?

Send me a sign, God!

She is a mythic bitch.

I would give anything to be like that.

Maybe you should see a doctor.

For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.

You could stand to lose a few pounds.

I don’t want any trouble.

Don’t you dare touch me!

Who could survive this?

I think I’m dying.

Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick?

I’d normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch, but I’m feeling nice.

If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls.

You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore.

Why when you see boys fight does it look so horrible yet feel so right?

I shouldn’t watch this crap, that’s not who I am.

Could you be seen with me and still act proud?

It’s fine if you don’t agree.

I would fight for you if you would fight for me.

Happiness comes when everythings numbs.

The world doesn’t owe you a cent.

You’re planning your future, ____. You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer.

The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you better start building some walls.

Drink, smoke, it’s all cool.

Let’s get naked in my pool.

Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax.

It’s time for big fun!

So wait, it’s lime, then salt, then shot?

You’re doing it wrong!

You’re looking good tonight!

Woah, a hot guy/girl smiled at me without a trace of mockery!

Stoned. Zoned. I should quit.

Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.

I’m not afraid.

I feel like Bono at Live Aid!

Way to show maturity!

Quit it jackass, get off of me!

I didn’t need your help.

You need a jello shot!

I can’t believe you actually came.

It’s exciting, right?

Showing up here took some guts.

Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.

There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?

I’m in your yard.

I’m a dead girl/man walking.

What’re you doing in my room?

Sorry, but I really had to wake you.

I decided I must ride you till I break you.

Tonight I’m yours.

Lets go, you know the drill.

I’m hot and pissed and on the pill.

You say you’re numb inside but I can’t agree.

So the world’s unfair, keep it locked out there.

How’d you find my address?

Let’s break the bed!

I think you tore my mattress!

Believe it or not, I knew about fear.

I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes.

The world, it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen/king crown.

No one thinks a pretty girl/boy has feelings.

No one sees the me inside of me.

Jesus, you’re making me sound like Air Supply.

No one thinks a pretty girl/boy has substance. That’s the curse of popularity.

I am more than just a source of handjobs.

Call me when the shuttle lands.

I weep for all I failed to be.

You’re very quiet. What’s on your mind?

I’m bigger than John Lennon!

You got a left hand? Use it.

Don’t talk mean like that.

You make my balls so blue.

You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world.

I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake.

You’re not alone.

Our love is God.

We can start and finish wars, We’re what killed the dinosaurs.

I worship you.

I’d trade my life for yours.

I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.

Ger off the fence! Get off the damn fence!

I don’t understand.

Stop being a dick!

What does that mean?

What the fuck have you done?!

My teen angst bullshit has a body count.

I can’t believe that you still refuse to get a clue, after all that we been through.

Fine, we’re damaged, really damaged but that does not make us wise.

We’re not special, we’re not different.

Don’t you want a life with me?

If you could let me in I could be good with you.

Don’t stop looking in my eyes.

I wanna be with you.

Hold me tighter. Even closer.

I’ll stay if I’m what you choose.

You’re the one I choose.

Deep inside of everyone, there’s a hot ball of shame.

Everyday’s a battlefield when pride’s on the line.

Our love can knock our walls down.

Tried to change the world, barely made a dent.

I have struggled with despair.

I prayed, but God’s not there.

There’s nowhere to hide.

You don’t deserve to live.

You’re pathetic because you whine!

You’re gonna die alone.

We’re all grown up and we know better.

I believe any dream worth having is a dream that should not have to end.

Oh my God. Is she/he dead?

Keep it together.

I’m so sorry.

Where have you been?

You wouldn’t understand.

You don’t know what my world looks like!

Sorry to come through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know.

You chucked me out like I was trash!

You left me and I fell apart.

You changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside.

I was meant to be yours.

Don’t give up on me now.

Society churns out slaves and blanks. No thanks.

Open the door, please.’

Please, can we not fight anymore?

You’re scared, I’ve been there.

Don’t make me come in there!

No one here deserves to die except for me.

I wish your mom/dad had been a little stronger. I wish she/he stayed around a little longer.

I wish your dad/mom were good.

I wish we met before they convinced you life is war.

I am damaged, far too damaged.

You’re not beyond repair.

You look like hell.

Hey! What are you doing?!

I miss you.

I’d be honored if you’d let me be your friend.

If no one loves me now, some day somebody will.

One day we’ll change the world, but let’s kick back tonight.

[klllerwithinarchive]

THIS BLOG IS OKAY WITH GROUP THREADS.

basically, i love them!

i’m not going to force them on you, however.  but if we are in a thread & you think it’d be cool if a relevant character joined in, just tell me! or i’ll ask you.  d (^_^) b

if you see one of my threads, & you think you want to join in, just ask me or my partner &  we’ll see if everyone’s okay with it.  o (◡‿◡✿)

because, one x one roleplay is limited sometimes.  ¯\ (°_o) /¯    & group threads are super AWESOME.  (●ゝω)ノヽ(∀＜●) 

but make sure you don’t just jump in! always ask.  (づ￣ ³￣)づ

[abandonedography]

[ebonypunk]

9 of the Most Fascinating Abandoned Mansions from Around the World

Third to the last is so beautiful I have decided to call it my future home. (:

[poisonedsequin]

Alberta Ferretti Fall 2017 RTW

[hushedmusings]

PIN MY MUSE

Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE

Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY

Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING

Send “AH” to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose

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here the thing about memes with me:

idk if a lot of people i am mutuals with are scared to send them? idk if i am intimidating, i try not to be at all. i try to make myself as approachable as possible. but here’s the lowdown about memes with me.

YOU’VE SENT 6 MEMES ALREADY? SEND THE MEME YOU’VE NEVER INTERACTED WITH ME AT ALL? SEND THE MEME YOU’RE NOT SURE IF YOU’RE ALLOWED TO SEND IT CAUSE IT’S SHIPPY? SEND IT.

memes are amazing ice breakers. they’re wonderful ways to see how our characters might interact together in a thread. my only rule is that i only take memes from mutuals. i have no other rules. when in doubt, SEND THE MEME.

[capeandahood]

detailed muse info sheet. please repost, don’t reblog!

PLACE IN SOCIETY

✖ FINANCIAL – wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty ✖ MEDICAL – fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / deceased ✖ CLASS OR CASTE – upper / middle / working / slave / unsure ✖ EDUCATION – qualified / unqualified / perpetually studying

FAMILY

✖ MARITAL STATUS – married, happily / married, unhappily / engaged and devoted to a fault /partnered / single / divorced / widow or widower / separated / it’s complicated (aka verse dependent) ✖ CHILDREN – has a child / no children / wants children / adopted a child ✖ FAMILY – close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling is deceased ✖ AFFILIATION – orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by both parents / other

TRAITS & TENDENCIES

✖ disorganised / organized / in between ✖ close-minded / open-minded / in between ✖ cautious / reckless / in between ✖ patient / impatient / in between ✖ outspoken / reserved / in between ✖ leader / follower / in between ✖ sympathetic / unemphatic / in between ✖ optimistic / pessimistic / in between ✖ hardworking / lazy / in between ✖ cultured / uncultured / in between ✖ loyal / disloyal / in between ✖ faithful / unfaithful / unknown

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION

✖ SEXUALITY – heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual ✖ SEX – sex repulsed / neutral / sex favorable / uninterested ✖ ROMANCE – romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable / uninterested ✖ SEXUALLY – sexually adventurous / sex experienced / naive / inexperienced /curious/uninterested

ABILITIES

✖ COMBAT SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✖ LITERACY SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✖ ARTISTIC SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✖ TECHNICAL SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

Tagged by @bitinghunter

Tagging whoever has not yet done it.

[memesforu-blog]

I highly recommend following this magical cinnamon roll.

[capeandahood]

“You assume that I would have any interest in the other kind of wolves. I’m smart enough to avoid the two legged wolves that prowl the streets.” Of course, he had never come into contact with the kind she was describing, thank the lord. He wasn’t sure if he would be able to keep his pistol at his belt.

“I don’t hear their howls, mademoiselle, unless I am close to their dens. I go out every few weeks. They seem to howl constantly. Nightly, if I get near enough for more than a night or two at a time. Otherwise, I am at a comfortable distance away from them.”

“I don’t assume anyone to have an interest in the other kind of wolves; nor would I wish the interest of the wolves upon them. I will, however, point out, Captain, that such a creature could exist in this very village without your knowledge. Wolves, in my experience, are smart. Their survival, after all, depends upon their ability to blend in. To pass themselves off as mundane. Most do not realize their is a wolf among them until the bodies start piling up. Or girls go missing.” And yes, that look of hers was a bit pointed. She still did not entirely buy his story about ‘flights of fancy’.

“I’d like to see where their den is, if you don’t mind. After all...I am certain there is no one, but you, qualified to guide me through said woods.” She hated playing up to anyone’s ego. But the woods surrounding the village were not ones she was familiar with. And with Gaston...well, it seemed flattery was the quickest way to get him to agree to something.

[capeandahood]

It wasn’t often that Villeneuve received new people, be they inhabitants or visitors: the newcomer’s presence caused a stir, and quite a sizable one. Word of her presence had spread to every corner of the village well before the morning had slid into the afternoon. Gossip bounded off every wall, echoed in the well and sounded in the tavern: where did she come from, why did she come here? Some called her a widower; others, a runaway bride.

LeFou called her unlucky, for having drawn the attention of all of Villeneuve upon herself. And he called himself the same when he was unceremoniously shoved into her by a passerby.

“Oof! –Sorry,” he said immediately, turning to check on her. Taken by surprise, LeFou had fallen against her rather heavily. “Are you hurt?”

Though most of her time was spent in West Looking Glass these days, Red had not forgotten was life was like in the smaller villages. After all, she had grown up in a place not all that different from Villeneuve. The strange looks, the whispered rumors. She was no stranger to them.

Though she will say, she did find it a tad insulting that the two front runners for her backstory involved men. Why couldn’t she be an outlaw, avoiding prosecution? Or a runaway royal? Why did it have to be bride or widow. Come now, people...

She had just stepped out onto the street, having finally settled in at the inn, when she felt the crowd shift and a body ram into hers. Of course, her first instinct was to go on the defensive...prepare for an attack...but she managed to temper that, hold it back as she took in the situation. She highly doubted this man was dangerous.

“Hardly. More surprised than anything. You? I didn’t like...accidentally poke you with something, did I?” A real hazard when one carried as many weapons on their person as Red did.

[archaeologian-blog]

send me a topic to write a meta about my muse on

I might write anything from a paragraph to a whopping essay, but send me something you’ve noticed about my characterisation or just something you want to know about my muse and I will write what I can!

[theinboxmemebook]

Send in ♥ to give my muse a smooch!

[capeandahood]

@illiiterate || Continued from [x]

“I don’t know. Something involving less...this.” She waved her hand about the ballroom in emphasis. Formal events had a tendency to make Red uncomfortable -- she was built for the hunt, or nights spend in a tavern. She was a common girl. An agent of...

She wasn’t some noble with a title and she felt absolutely ridiculous in the dress she was wearing. “I feel naked unarmed.”

[capeandahood]

//That moment when you know you saved all the Kingdom information as a draft in your old info dump blog. But now you can’t remember the damn password to get into it. 

I just want all my Kingdom names. :(