Capitán Steamer

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[0l-vido]

Fanart of Erika, oc of @capitansteamer on ig✨️

[introvertunites]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[welele]

¡Ven si tienes webos!

[cheesecakes-by-lynx]

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[intentandoseringeniero]

Pos yo tengo mi avatar de Stevonnie sobre Lion y feliz de la vida xDD

[nuevocontinente]

Yo con mi avatar de caperucita Aku

[forgamers]

[steelreservehighgravitylager-de]

someone make the outside of the car minecraft

[p0ppplio]

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[candyredterezii]

Honestly this is how y’all fucking draw Pearl from Splatoon like

[candyredterezii]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

where is the lie?

[tastytexan-deactivated20220514]

So many people have left the TF2 fandom recently :( Reblog this if you’re still a TF2 blogger, artist, writer, anything, so I can follow you! 

[shooshtheresnothing]

TF2 will always be in my heart 💙

[toastertomybath]

I love tf2

[fazlol69-deactivated20180308]

WheE zE

[sugarskooma]

[hobolunchbox]

[roomnumber203-deactivated201810]

[synthubus]

this picture is so motivational

[saiyan]

[baude-lofi]

[huasotrolero]

puta que es penca esta wea >:C

[adamlevinesexual-deactivated201]

[pelandobananas]

SMOSH!

[worstsimpsonspageever]

[somenerdthing]