Lurtz Capitan of the fighting Uruk Hai

Lurtz was born in Isengard's pits, and so was much smarter and stronger than the later therefor they were developed to their fullest potential. He could presumably be called the strongest, smartest and most loyal of all of Saruman's Uruk-hai warriors. IndieRP blog. Multi-fandom, Oc friendly Please visit the head cannon page to see more or less how i will play Lurtz. Ask away! M!A :None I track capitanuruklurtz, lurtz, and captainuruklurtz

[capitanuruklurtz]

Finally here!

[goldengreenleaf]

Jailbait

So, you and my father did what..?

[capitanuruklurtz]

"I didint do nothin. He was naked, hardly my fault you damned elves cant control yerselves in me presence" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

Aww, lookit you and your pointy ears and your furry feet...you're even smaller than I am now!

"I really do hate you. Dun even kno´ yer name ´nd i can already write ya down on my `who to kill first´ list" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

wow you're a hobbit :o

"And yer an idiot. Now tha´ we sorted out th´ obvious mayb´ we can do something productive in our lives" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

"Um-- I- Alright, I thought you said it hurt your eyes to look at my face so this- that... um- weird," she looked almost puzzled, "You're a lot nicer as a hobbit,"

"I coul´ stop if you wan´ me too!  I must have been blind! Yer face is a sure thin´ of beauty Aria! Loo´were almos´ th´ same height now, see?" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

aariawanders:

"Stop.. No- No I like it when you’re nice— it’s… nice…" Oh now that puzzled her beyond belief, "A thing of beauty? You do know who you are talking too.. right? I’m not Ash… You know that…." there was a pause, "Yes— Yes… but now Im just a bit taller…" 

"Oh only  slightly! I coul´ reach yer lips if i stretched far enough! I kno´ yer no´ Ash, wha´ does tha´ have to do with yer beauty? Its extraordinary really!" He smiled and placed his arms at his hips proudly "Besides im still real goo´ with a bow! Im like a betta version o´ cupid wouldn't you agree?" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

 I'd like it if you attended Epic Munday! It starts at noon, Eastern time. It'll probably go all day though so you can pop buy anytime. We'll set up a tinychat. Camera or voice is optional. We'd love to see you there! Any questions ask here: http://ziiiiiiiiitiiiii.tumblr.com/ask

// Heeyyy this sounds like fun! Sure ill join! 

Heads up to all my followers too! I wanna see all of your beautiful faces and your awesome voices! Or just chat our keyboards to death! Can´t wait to see you guys there! 

[capitanuruklurtz]

Jailbait?

Our characters have just been thrown in jail together. Send me “jailbate” to find out what mine says to yours when the guards walk away

" I will kill you in yer sleep" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

"Um-- I- Alright, I thought you said it hurt your eyes to look at my face so this- that... um- weird," she looked almost puzzled, "You're a lot nicer as a hobbit,"

"I coul´ stop if you wan´ me too!  I must have been blind! Yer face is a sure thin´ of beauty Aria! Loo´were almos´ th´ same height now, see?" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

Jailbait! {feel free to try and rip his teeth out - a good fight scene could be fun, if you're up for it!}

Our characters have just been thrown in jail together. Send me “jailbate” to find out what mine says to yours when the guards walk away.

“I swear on Morgoth by th´ time im done with you me hand will be so far up yer asre, a orcish raid will have mo´ virginity tha´ you” 

// Oh yes that would be very nice

[bydoommastered]

"If you lay a hand on me, you’ll be pulling your privates out through your nose before you can blink!"

[capitanuruklurtz]

"No´ as lon´as im still griping to yer undersized balls while you scream like a girl!" 

[bydoommastered]

"You’ll have to catch me first."

With that, he sprang forward and smashed his elbow into the uruk’s face.

[capitanuruklurtz]

He growled slightly and squirmed back rubbing his hands on his face cursing and whimpering at the blow. He looked dup at the man and growled fiercely suddenly charging scratching at his face.

"Ill bash yer freakin head in!" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

"Lurtz-- Are you still a small hobbit...?"

"I im jus´ glad ya rememba me! I i am stuck like thi´ for another day... B bu  seein´ ya makes it so much easier!" 

[ashnazg-hasmoved]

capitanuruklurtz liked your post: -learns about sweetheart Saturday-

Lurtz! Come be adorable sweethearts on sweetheart Saturday with me!

[capitanuruklurtz]

// yes! never heard of sweetheart saturday but SURE!! 

[capitanuruklurtz]

Jailbate

Our characters have just been thrown in jail together. Send me “jailbate” to find out what mine says to yours when the guards walk away

"Well... least I know i wont be dying from yer cookin any time soon. Oh ´nd i cover me nose, i just had a huge lunch" 

[scarletxcross]

"Don’t you even dare, Lurtz."

[capitanuruklurtz]

"Well i have to say you have worse taste tha´ what i imagine" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

Jailbait! {feel free to try and rip his teeth out - a good fight scene could be fun, if you're up for it!}

Our characters have just been thrown in jail together. Send me “jailbate” to find out what mine says to yours when the guards walk away.

“I swear on Morgoth by th´ time im done with you me hand will be so far up yer asre, a orcish raid will have mo´ virginity tha´ you” 

// Oh yes that would be very nice

[bydoommastered]

"If you lay a hand on me, you’ll be pulling your privates out through your nose before you can blink!"

[capitanuruklurtz]

"No´ as lon´as im still griping to yer undersized balls while you scream like a girl!" 

[ashnazg-hasmoved]

I needed some cute in my life after that thread, so have Ash and Lurtz being cute as a Flareon and an Arcanine.

Yes, Flareon!Ash has a poofy mane and tail. Not sure that works what with them being made of fire but

I love how much bigger than her he is.

[capitanuruklurtz]

Jailbate (why not, because we haven't rp'ed in a while :3 )

Our characters have just been thrown in jail together. Send me “jailbate” to find out what mine says to yours when the guards walk away.

“I blame you and yer wretched books… and th´ beer. But honestly women you´ could at leas´ keep yer shirt on while im around!” 

[alwaysworth-the-risk-blog]

Angie glared at him and crossed her arms. “Some idiot spilled his damn beer all over me, I was rinsing my shirt off. In the bathroom! Why don’t you be bloody patient, or at least knock before you throw the door wide open!!”

[capitanuruklurtz]

"Well i assumed tha´ i could jus´ walk in, didint think youd be waiting fo´ me naked. I appreciate th´offer... but just.... no" 

[capitanuruklurtz]

"Jailbate" ((THEY'RE LOCK UP AND WON'T LET THEM OUT.))

Our characters have just been thrown in jail together. Send me “jailbate” to find out what mine says to yours when the guards walk away

"If they are jus´ gunna fee´ us bread , ill bake you into a pie"

[scarletxcross]

"Do that and I will turn you into a butterfly or worst, a kitten."

[capitanuruklurtz]

"Still be betta lookin than yer ugly face witch"