We're a Team, Aren't we?

"Welcome welcome - We're the mentor and escort of District 12" "Alright sweetheart tone it down, its not that damn exciting..." "Haymitch stop being rude, I'm just saying hello." *sigh* [Independant RP blog for both Effie Trinket and Haymitch Muse and...

[elwinioxrph]

“What you need is...” Finish it in my ask.

Please tell me anonymously or not why you follow me. I could use some positive messages

[rpsentencestarters]

Send me "I love you" and I'll generate a number from 1-20 to see how my muse responds.

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[capitoldrunk]

Wish I could be here tonight. But damn this week is gonna take It out of me. I shall try to be here on Saturday!! Love love De xxxx

[itxsciencebro]

Hayffie is so fucking real, I can’t

[bandathebillie]

Effie Trinket in Mockingjay Part 2

[e-ooc]

"You look ridiculous." Haymitch smirked, eyeing Effie. "Not that its much of a difference from the usual..."

“You usually tell me I look…‘fucking’ ridiculous,” she retorted, visibly wincing as the curse word passed her lips. “So I’m going to take this as a compliment. Thank you.”

[capitoldrunk]

Haymitch scowled a little at her, signing before shaking his head.  “Always the optimist...” he mumbled lowly. “Where ya goin’ lookin’ like that anywho?” 

[capitoldrunk]

🐧🐧 (Effie bringing home a penguin because it's some new Capitol trend to own a penguin. Enjoy.)

Haymitch blinked at the animal at Effie’s side, then up to Effie. Confusion was all he felt... “Excuse my language sweetheart, but what the fuck?”

[capitoldrunk]

To those whom it may concern,  If you do not know, I am studying Performing Arts at college - therefore, as of Monday I shall be in what we call ‘Show Week’ basically meaning I will be FUCKING KNACKERED OMG! on stage from early until late. This will result in me being very tired and grumpy. Good for channeling Haymitch I know. This basically means I shall not be on for the good part of this week. Now, I shall try to be here but there are no promises.  For now, I would love to have some memes and asks sent my way, I’m more than happy to reply to short things, but long para’s will have to wait until next weekend. I’m sorry about this!  I love you all, and I’m sorry you have to wait for my replies/starters. I’m an ass, but I love you all soooo much! <3 <3 

SEND ME THINGS! 

Love Love De ~

[lokidlaufeyson]

                                           We’re a team, aren’t we?                                                                              And I’m so proud of my victors.

[capitoldrunk]

Send ✳ for our muses to be stuck inside a building while being snowed in.

Pulling back the curtain Haymitch let out a horrific sigh, pulling them back over and turning on his heel to face Effie. “You ain’t gonna like this sweetheart, but looks like we’re snowed in... an’ we’re stuck with jus’ you an’ me for a bit...” 

[jesslynshepard-deactivated20170]

˻ christmas rp prompts ˺

[rnusings]

→ in times of merry door-to-door lullabies, snowball fights, and freezing cold temperatures. ⛄

STARTERS:

“MEERRRY CHRISTMASS!”

“Are you going to the Christmas Party one of the guys is hosting tonight? I heard it’s gonna be pretty awesome/awful.”

“You look ridiculous.”

“You sure you don’t mind coming all with me to the Christmas ball? I know you’d rather stay home and all.”

“Do you like my sweater? I just bought it today!”

“Hey, could you answer the door for me, please? I think there’s some kids outside the door.”

“🎵Do you wanna build a snowmaan?🎵”

“I’ve never actually experienced a snow day before, since I live in a pretty warm place, so this is amazing…”

“Oh, God, look at this ugly ass couples sweater here. Let’s buy it.”

“CRAP, I forgot to do my Christmas shopping!”

PROMPTS:

Send ✳ for our muses to be stuck inside a building while being snowed in. (Hard Mode: send it twice for our muses are stuck inside an old shack/abandoned building/etc.)

Send 🎼 for our muses to sing Christmas lullabies door-to-door.

Send 🐧 for my muse to suddenly bring home a penguin. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)

Send 🎄 for our muses to set up a Christmas tree.

Send 🎁 for your muse to give mine a present. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)

[capitoldrunk]

▄ = telling them a joke .

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

Haymitch smirked at her words, his eyebrow cocking, until finally he gave way to the bubble of laughter that burst on his lips, his eyes closing a little until he relaxed and regained his composure. “First time I think you’ve ever said anything like that sweetheart, that was almost a joke!” 

[capitoldrunk]

“That’s dirty”

Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Haymitch palmed his eye, squinting at the sunlight that was blinding him. His head hurt like a mother but that usually meant he’d had a good night. Sighing he rolled over, only to be surprised at the figure next to him, his heart started to pump a little. “Did... did we fuck last night?” his words sounded strange to him... it wasn’t often he ended up in bed with someone, let alone Effie...

[eliwood666]

[angstmemes]

Realistic Sex for Sexual Sunday!

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “Sorry, I can’t. I’m on my period.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “I’m sorry, I don’t know why this is happening. Or… isn’t happening.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “What do you do when you’re on your own? Maybe that’ll help.” “This isn’t going to work out, is it? Do you maybe want to do something else? Watch a movie? Anything?” “I think it’s not wet enough.” “Ow, why do you keep doing that?! I said ‘no teeth’!” “I know we’re kind of busy, but I actually need to pee…” “Oh, no, no, no! I’m definitely not into that.” “Can’t do that one right now. Constipated.” “Do you have any fantasies? Maybe that could turn you on.” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Don’t move! Your earring is caught in my hair!” “Maybe we should spice it up a little. I’m actually getting quite bored…” “Damn it, the batteries are running out. Please tell me you have new ones.” “Wait, I thought you were joking when you said you wanted to try this.” “Wow okay, I don’t know whether that’ll fit.” “Is it really hurting too much? Do you need me to stop?” “I may have just farted…”

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Elizabeth Banks attends the World Premiere of ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1’ on November 10, 2014 in London, England.