CAPTAIN

Max. 27. Lover.

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Painted on Front Pages, Lisa Törner’s Evocative Animals Astutely Comment on Major News Stories

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Also, I bake bread now.

Sourdough loaf, 10% whole wheat flour with za’atar mixed in.

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Abandoned Russian villages by Ksenia Savina

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Here is a relatively recent picture of me holding beets I grew with my go girlfriend.

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While I'm here I'll give a brief update. Since I was last on here I started an incredibly meaningful relationship that ended up not working out. It happens. I'm now in another even more meaningful relationship with someone I plan on spending the rest of my life with.

I get paid to design parks and talk to people. I couldn't be happier.

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Haven't posted on Tumblr since 2014. Recently logged in and found the remnants of conversations with people I made meaningful connections. Unfortunately, as in real life, people move on from this website (I did). I hope yall are doing well.

If anyone who followed me knows espressomami in real life let me know.

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Hey

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Hydrologic Units (Watersheds/Basins) of the United States

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Sexy.

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A M E R I C A N   H O R R O R   S T O R Y

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Wolf by Dawn Ryan

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The Book Thief

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(by D. Robert Franz)

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One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

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BOOOOM

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DRAG HAAA

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SLAMMED

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