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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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i don't do bad sauce passes
Claire Keane
DEAR READER
NASA

titsay
Show & Tell
Today's Document
todays bird
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
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@capnrodders
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Send in reinforcements, the girls are fighting again oh primus there's fire everywhere- Rung no! MAN DOWN! ... I can hear the fusion cannon charging up- RODIMUS PUT THE MODEL SHIPS DOWN STOP THROWING THEM
It is my duty as a human being to provide mtmte x community content for my fellow human beings
Best conversations I've had with my partner
Rung: “I believe I am a pretty calm and collected individual. I do not act without thinking and I hold no particular grudges against anyone.”
Rung: *sees Froid*
Rung:
ur mom
Ur dad
the funny thing about simpatico is that i could make the “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” meme about them and either of them could be the autistic “me” in question or the bad bitch being pulled
something something two atoms in a molecule
Simpatico!
this is why mtmte got canceled I think
He's my hero
Everyone at Starscream rn
Which megatron deserves the death penalty?
cyb megatron
idw2 megatron
tfp megatron
g1 megatron
earthspark megatron
idw1 megatron
tfa megatron
bayverse megatron
unicron trilogy megatron
ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR ALL OF THEM!!!!!
Congratulations to all megatrons for dying on January 27th 🥳🥳
Shockwave whenever he’s inevitably left alone on Cybertron in every continuity
I mean….
Shipping IDW1 Springer is not a matter of who would make a good match for him, but of whom would it be funniest to have as Prowl and Tarantulas child in law
Fort Max.
You’re right.
Not once
Not twice
But three times
Hmmmm
FRAG YOU CYBERTRON!!!
If you’re dumb enough to buy a new weapon this weekend, then you’re a big enough shmuck to come to Swindle’s!
Bad deals!
Weapons that don’t work!
Thieves!
If you think you’re gonna find a deal at Swindle’s YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!
It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfragger you’ll fall for this bullshit!
GUARANTEED!!
If you find a better deal,
SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
You heard us right,
SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!
Bring your trade!
Bring your credits!
Bring your conjux!
WE’LL FRAG ‘EM!
That’s right, we’ll frag your conjux!
Because at Swindle’s,
YOU’RE FRAGGED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!
DON’T WAIT!
DON’T DELAY!
DON’T FRAG WITH US OR WE’LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!!
Only at Swindle’s!
The only dealer that tells you to FRAG OFF!
Hurry up, asshole!
This event ends the minute you write us a check!
And it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfragger!!
GO TO HELL!
Swindle’s! Cybertron’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of glitches in the galaxy!
GUARANTEED!!!!!