of course you have no hair and pronouns

screenshots and overall insanity | ENG/FR

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Reading Les Tuniques Bleues/The Bluecoats master doc

This comic was made by two cishet white men in ‘68 so there’s a lot, and i do mean a lot, of problematic shit in it.

In this folder you have access to my rating of the safeness of each volume, and trigger warnings included for each one (I’m on volume 51 out of 66 as of 25/3/23). I rate them as green for completely or almost completely safe, orange for unsafe but it’s not part of the main storyline or it’s nuanced, red for fucked up like unsavageable.

ENGLISH: included links for the translated issues I could gather! Fan translations PDFs in the folder!

FRANCAIS: PDF de chaque tome dans le dossier correspondant !

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

Sergeant Cornelius Chesterfield/Corporal Blutch (Les Tuniques Bleues/The Bluecoats)

I ship it!

Neutral

I don't ship it

I don't know the characters

Voting ended onMay 4, 2025

reason: This was probably my first ship ever, which explains a lot about my current tastes in ships. They hate each other. They can't stay apart. They bicker constantly. They kissed several times. They threaten to kill each other. They would cross enemy lines to save the other.

[gayluckyluke]

i need to see him battered and bruised i need to hear him whimper

[ythgil1]

the three quote tweets are Amélie, Bryan and Tripp

Also did you know that @gayluckyluke is always right ?

[izzy444angel]

[lakesbian]

the rule of fandoms is that if someone has a character in their url or bio they either understand that character well enough to give a 3 hour unscripted lecture on the subject OR they're really obsessed with their version of that character thats an entirely different made up guy. and theres literally never an in between

[lakesbian]

everyone in the notes saying 'skdfskdffhkshkshkfhs i hope im the first one but sometimes im worried i might be the second!!!!!' is the second one

[cataclysmcrows]

collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time

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Chesterfield: Blutch, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say "yes, Sarge".

Blutch: Okay, Sarge.

Chesterfield: Come on man...

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Blutch: God give me patience.

Chesterfield: I think you mean "God give me strength".

Blutch: If God gave me strength you would be dead.

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[Panel 1] "If Blutch still wants to flee, it's now or never! Poor guy won't even notice!" | "Right, but he won't!" | "Why not?" [Panel 2] "He knows damn well that if it had been the other way around, the sergeant would have never abandoned him!"

From Issue #60 - Carte Blanche pour un Bleu

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From Issue #60 - Carte Blanche pour un Bleu

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Blutch: you're the most jealous man I know

Chesterfield: you know other men??

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[Panel 1] "Good grief, will you stop pampering her!?" | "Why? Does it bother you?" [Panel 2] "Let's just say it saddens me how one can get so attached to an animal!" | "Jealous, are you?"

From Issue #62 - Sallie

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Blutch: This date is boring.

Chesterfield: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.

Blutch: Then why did you invite me?

Chesterfield: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

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[Panel 1] "Sergeant, will you stop fooling around?! Come back here! We have better things to do!" [Panel 2] "There he goes! Little doggy to his daddy! Woof woof!"

From Issue #39 - Puppet Blues

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Blutch: who else here thought Chesterfield was my boyfriend?

Blutch:

Blutch: Sarge, put your hand down.

[ythgil1]

once again the love/hate tag is for THEM

[caporalblutch]

Tripps: Crushes are the worst!

Chesterfield: Right?! Whenever I see mine, I start acting stupid.

Blutch: You're always acting stupid.

Chesterfield:

Chesterfield: don't think about that one too hard