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[cherryhub-remade]

i love making ppl laugh . its like ….. u liked that didnt u 😏 lol

[apas-95]

ohhhhhh boycott. i thought you guys were talking about boycunt. yeah. no yeah i'll still see you on the picket line it's just,. sigh......

[cirkinkadininutopyasi]

[lokaror]

Divorced my gnome wife... she got all my red hats, pipes and blue shirts... im fucking ruined. ..

[distantvoices]

id.knit.that on Instagram

[angelicguy]

shooting incredibly heartfelt, modest threes alone in my gothic basketball court

[cryptotheism]

Me: "If I was writing a sequel to the 2013 animated film "Turbo" I would include a cameo character for Eminem who is a snail named "Slime Shady""

My Guardian Angel: [smiles and adds another thread that connects me directly to god]

[clownboybebop]

kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

[unstablecryptid]

It's almost that time of year fellas

[larval-tear]

ONE are you mad at me TWO are you mad at me THREE are you mad at me FOUR are you mad at me

[happinessisawarmpuppy]

wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck

[aidaughter]

being a normal guy is very hard when youre an insane girl

[12thh]

i am a hater but i am also cute and nice and sweet

[lizzyfuckingforever]

It’s just like where is the whimsy

[catboybot]

boys in fishnets? whats that? im a visual learner by the way

[malewifecombat]

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

[malewifecombat]

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

[beelur]