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I DON’T SEE HOW THAT’S POSSIBLE, BUT OKAY.

UGH. OUR COMPOUND GOT A VENDING MACHINE IN LAST WEEK FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR AND ALREADY SOME JUNKERS WERE TRYING TO GET INTO IT FOR THE CASH. I TOLD THEM TO FUCK OFF AND THEY GAVE ME A SPLIT LIP FOR MY TROUBLE.

FUCK THEM, THOUGH. IF THEY WANT TO SPEND THE NEXT PERIGEE IN THE BRIG THAT’S THEIR PROBLEM, MY HANDS ARE CLEAN. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY EXPECT PEOPLE TO THINK WHEN THEY ACT LIKE THAT. HAVE A LITTLE FUCKING PRIDE IN YOURSELF, MAYBE? YOU KNOW, LIKE WE DO.

BUT THAT’S JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THIS SHITHOLE. I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL I’M ACTUALLY ON SECURITY DUTY. I’LL SHAPE THIS PLACE UP REAL FUCKING QUICK, STARTING WITH THE HOOLIGANS.

DOES YOUR ALIENAGE HAVE A LOT OF TROUBLEMAKERS?

#s1st3r

TRUST M3, D4V3 1SNT MYST3R1OUS SO MUCH 4S H3S

W3LL

D4V3

DONT WORRY 4BOUT F1ND1NG MOR3 TROLLS, TH3R3 S33M TO B3 PL3NTY 4ROUND H3R3 1F YOU L1K3 TH3 S4M3 DOZ3N P3OPL3 OV3R 4ND OV3R

1M T3R3Z1

>:o]

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“TH3R3 W1LL B3 4 LOT OF TH1NGS YOU DONT KNOW 4BOUT D4V3 SHOULD YOU T4LK TO H1M MOR3“

SO WHICH IS IT? NOT THAT IT MATTERS, I WAS OVERSTATING HOW ENIGMATIC HE IS FOR EFFECT. THE POINT IS THAT DAVE IS SOME WEIRD DOG ALIEN AND YOU AND I ARE THE HIGHLY SUPERIOR OPTION, PROPER ALTERNIANS.

HI, TEREZI. SO, WHAT’S LIFE LIKE OVER THERE?

#s1st3r

capsgray started following you

YOU 4R3 4 K4RK4T, BUT D4V3 W4S TRY1NG TO B3FR13ND YOU L1K3 TH3 SW33T3ST CULLB41T WR1GGL3R, SO 1 H4V3 TO K33P 4N 3Y3 ON YOU

WHAT ARE YOU, HIS LUSUS? DAVE IS A PERFECTLY GROWN... WHATEVER HE IS. CLEARLY HE CAN HANDLE HIMSELF.

YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE NOT SO FUCKING MYSTERIOUS. GOOD TO MEET ANOTHER TROLL AROUND HERE. MAYBE THIS WEBSITE ISN’T SO HOPELESS AFTER ALL.

OKAY, YOU KNOW MY NAME. CAN I ASK YOURS?

#s1st3r

ruinedchildhood

troll will smith is my favorite actor

WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS? REALLY?

...ALRIGHT, MAYBE WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT. AND YOU’RE NOT *ENTIRELY* A LOST CAUSE. I WON’T BLOCK YOU, BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT WAS PRETTY CLOSE THERE.

JUST STAY COOL, AND I’LL DO THE SAME. I THINK THAT’S FAIR ENOUGH.

or we could actually be friendly towards each other. thats an option

*COULD* WE? I THINK THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN.

BUT FINE. DO YOUR WORST, STRIDER. YOU HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE.

whyd you have to go and mention your therapist now i just feel sorry for you i cant even make fun of you in good conscience

GOOD. I THINK THAT MEANS WE’RE DONE HERE.

literally what youre saying makes no sense and youre just trying to backpedal could you be any more fucking transparent like seriously christ im definitely a troll i put my genetic material in buckets and have really cool horns

OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE BUCKET THING?? REAL IMAGINATIVE. BUT NOW I’M SURE YOU’RE DEFINITELY JUST TRYING TO ANTAGONIZE ME. WELL, GOOD FUCKING LUCK THERE. MY THERAPIST AND I HAVE BEEN MAKING INCREDIBLE STRIDES ON MY INNER CALM. I’M UNFLAPPABLE.

clownpepe replied to your post:crockybatterhag started following you...

dont bring me into your shitty greeter post

TOO LATE.

crockybatterhag started following you bloodied-lalondes started following you kh3pr1 started following you brackishbarracuda started following you

I’D TELL YOU ALL TO DO BETTER THAN THIS JOKER BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE BY NOT MAKING TOTAL JACKASSES OUT OF YOURSELVES YET.

HI, I’M KARKAT. I’M TEN SWEEPS OLD. I’M CURRENTLY STUDYING UNDER OUR COMPOUND’S EXISTING SECURITY FORCE FOR JOB PLACEMENT. HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING TONIGHT?

clownpepe LOOK, IS THIS SO HARD? THAT’S HOW PEOPLE INTRODUCE THEMSELVES.

how is it an understatement

are you implying that i was raised in an even larger cupboard wtf

you dont know whether im a troll or not so suck a fuck jackass

for all you know i could definitely be a troll which basically renders everything you just said moot good job

I GUESS I REALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU, HUH? WELL, TOUGH, BECAUSE MAYBE I DON’T FEEL LIKE BABYSITTING MORONS TODAY. MAYBE YOU CAN ASK A FRIEND TO HELP YOU NAVIGATE THE SUBTLETIES OF OUR DIALOGUE, IF YOU EVEN HAVE ANY. WHICH WOULD SURPRISE ME.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE BUT I KNOW IT’S NOT A TROLL, FOR REASONS PREVIOUSLY STATED.

i already guessed who you were so i didnt really have to ask

im dave strider

now we arent strangers so im going to reply to all of your posts

who the fuck tells someone they were raised in a cupboard what kind of insult is that

i feel like i should be insulted but actually i just was reminded of that shitty offensive childrens book “indian in the cupboard”

thanks for that trip down memory lane karkat

pity me all you want i know im pitiful and troll sexy

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT IT’S NOT AN INSULT, IT’S A GODDAMN UNDERSTATEMENT IF ANYTHING.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. TROLL PITY IS RESERVED FOR TROLLS, JACKASS, AND IF YOU WERE A TROLL YOU WOULDN’T DARE BRING THIS BULLSHIT TO MY BLOG WITHOUT HAVING THE DECENCY TO CULL YOURSELF FIRST OUT OF BASIC FUCKING RESPECT. WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT TROLLS ANYWAY.

HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW WHO I AM OR EVEN WHAT SPECIES I AM. FOR ALL YOU KNOW I’M WHATEVER HORRIBLE SPECIES YOU ARE. AS A MATTER OF FACT WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO AHEAD WITH THAT ASSUMPTION, IT’S LESS EMBARRASSING FOR ME TO ACTUALLY BE TALKING TO YOU THAT WAY.