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HETEROCHROMIA IRIDUM

YOUR EYES ARE LOVELY, LIKE STAINED GLASS, IMPERFECT AND PRISTINE, ONE IS BLUE, THE OTHER BROWN, WITH FLECKS OF GOLD AND GREEN. I ALWAYS DO A DOUBLE TAKE - YOUR IRISES IMBUE. I SEEM TO TAKE SOME COMFORT IN DISCOVERING ANEW.

#CAPSLOCK #POETRY #COMMON METER #EYES #HETEROCHROMIA IRIDUM

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I HAVE ANOTHER BLOGTHING

HELLO, FOLKS!

I RECENTLY MOVED INTO A NEW PLACE WITH A NEW ROOMMATE, AND BASED ON THE REACTIONS I GET WHEN TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT SAID ROOMMATE (MOSTLY “OH MY GOD, YOU SHOULD START A BLOG!”), I HAVE CREATED A NEW TUMBLR FOR WRITING ABOUT THE FUNNY SHIT SHE DOES AND TELLS ME ABOUT.

IT’S CALLED “DRAMA FINDS HER.”

PLEASE FOLLOW AND ENJOY. :)

I HAVE ANOTHER BLOGTHING

HELLO, FOLKS!

I RECENTLY MOVED INTO A NEW PLACE WITH A NEW ROOMMATE, AND BASED ON THE REACTIONS I GET WHEN TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT SAID ROOMMATE (MOSTLY “OH MY GOD, YOU SHOULD START A BLOG!”), I HAVE CREATED A NEW TUMBLR FOR WRITING ABOUT THE FUNNY SHIT SHE DOES AND TELLS ME ABOUT.

IT’S CALLED “DRAMA FINDS HER.”

PLEASE FOLLOW AND ENJOY. :)

#NEW BLOG #OH GOD PLEASE LIKE ME #MOVING #ROOMMATES

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Actually I’m like this already and I’m not even dead yet

TO THE GIRL I MET TODAY BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHE HAS NO MONEY

YOU'RE LIKE A LARGE AND BRATTY CHILD THE WAY YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY. YOU BITCH AND MOAN A GOOD LONG WHILE, THEN GO AND BLOW A TWENTY. I CANNOT STAND THE WAY YOU TALK. LACK OF RESTRAINT PRECEDES YOU. THE LONGER THAT YOU STAND AND GAWK, THE DOPAMINE WILL SQUEEZE YOU.

#CAPSLOCK #POETRY #COMMON METER #SHOPPING ADDICTION?#CUSTOMERS #CUSTOMER SERVICE