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tastefullyoffensive

The Right Shirt at the Right Time (via Imgur/Neatorama) Related: Celebrities Posing With Younger Versions of Themselves

hipghost

me today

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*Takes pictures of instrument instead of actually practicing*

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*takes a beautiful picture while pretending to play it then understands she actually can't even play half a song*

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Shittiest girlfriend of all time award goes to Piper Chapman

tricountyshit

Yup

yunuhhh

BASICALLY, VAUSEMAN’S STORY

captain-artemisia-stuff-blog

So true

gifsfromoitnb

“Not for you, not for mom, not for anybody.”

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Shit i just love her

ikonicgif

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Woah.

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THAT TIME WHEN I WAS SKATING BACK TO MY COACH BUT THEN CAUGHT MY TOEPICK

gymaaholic

In order for my workout to be effective, should i choose a weight that makes me struggle my last rep of every set, or a weight that makes me struggle my last few reps of my last set?? Thanks a million. Love your page. You're awesome!

Last reps of every set. Never save yourself for the next set, every set matters.

Obviously your warmup set must be lighter.

More info regarding workout routines:

http://www.gymaholic.co/articles/workouts

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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

Samuel Beckett (via motiveweight)

figure-skaters-relate

When I unexpectedly make eye contact with someone in the audience in my opening pose before the music starts

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lifeonthecoldice

“The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important.”

Bobby Knight - USA basketball coach (via lifeonthecoldice)

spankmejared

Some of the kinkier things Jared has said...

~ * ~ * ~ SAID ON SOCIAL MEDIA ~ * ~ * ~ “Don’t make me punish you” (Caption of instagram picture showing his muscles) Fan on twitter: Are you dominant or submissive? Jared: Take a guess. ~ * ~ * ~ SAID ON STAGE~ * ~ * ~ “I won’t bite. Unless you ask nicely.” “Does anybody wanna make sweet gentle love? […] Well that’s too bad because I wanna make really hard passionate love”. “What are you chatting about over there? This girl’s going on and on. Like what do you talk about, your christmas shopping? Jesus Louisus, these people are trying to sing over here. Don’t make me - You know I will come down there and I will spank your ass raw.” “If she talks again I want you to take her and give her to me. Cause I punish very severely.” “Bad girl! Bad, bad girl!” (While waving finger at a fan in the crowd) “Everything is about sex, something like that. But sex is really about power.” “I usually start with a little bit of submission, and I move quickly… but firmly into an intense physical pain” “Are you really that horny? There are three girls screaming ‘ take it off, take it off’. Let me do say, loudly and clearly: be careful what you ask for, sister. I mean, I’m sure you heard about the rumors, right? So, just be careful, kids.”

~ * ~ * ~ SAID ON VIDEO (interviews etc)~ * ~ * ~

“I want you on your bed. Screaming”

“Yes we do, but they are secret. If I told you, I’d have to punish you.” (In response to question about possible upcoming projects). “Best love song? Nine Inch Nails - Closer” “I always pick Nine Inch Nails Closer because it’s a little filthy. It’s a good song to listen to if you’re curled up on your bed late at night.” Interviewer: […] I’m freaking out, just a little bit. Jared: I can hold you if you want. Interviewer: Can you hold me gently? Jared: No.

“[…] Or else we’ll have to give you a spanking.” (When asking fans to be nice boys and girls for Santa). “I’m just an animal all around” Female interviewer: It’s almost intimidating to look you in the eye… Jared: Well, I hope so. ~ * ~ * ~ BONUS ~ * ~ * ~ “I punish you with pleasure, and pleasure you with pain” (Lyrics from End Of All Days) “I’ll wrap my hands around your neck, so tight with love, love” (Lyrics from Up In The Air) “No matter how many times that you told me you wanted to leave No matter how many breaths that you took you still couldn’t breathe" (Lyrics from Hurricane)