Can You Believe? @captain-biryani - Tumblr Blog

it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades

whitepeopletwitter

"Flowerd" - a better alternative to the "hangman" game.

kristina100000

poor person: *has one thing of value*

tumblr fandom: daddy marx would not like that!

webcomicname

mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

pokemonpika77

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

teafandomhive

no wonder I loved this show so much as a child while my boomer parents kept trying to get me to turn it off

thebootydiaries

bae: *doesnt reply for 2 mins*

me: are u having fun talking to UR HOES?

yioh

thinking about girls..

bepeu-deactivated20171202

i just need a hug(e amount of money)

tiktoksthataregood-ish

killbilled

RESERVOIR DOGS (1992) // JENNIFER’S BODY (2009)

christianstepmoms

master has called dobby a slur

christianstepmoms

jackalopiel

I might lose followers for this but hot take:

“there are sustainable ways to use animal products, leather is good resource, indigenous people hunting sustainably is not an environmental problem”

and “individuals should take some responsibility for the environment, veganism and plastic-free lifestyles should be heavily encouraged”

and “veganism/vegetarianism/plastic-free is not an accessible lifestyle for everyone”

and “large corporations and corruption are directly responsible for the climate crisis, and dismantling them and not having a fossil fuel based economy is the most important thing in saving the environment”

are all coexisting and complementary.