They Call Me Captain Bitches.

I'm Colby. <:

[satelliteblue]

I keep seeing screenshots from the Great British Bake Off and I can’t see “I have shouted at a pie” and not think of Link

[louislumbarcurve]

Bedelia: There is only one way you can forgive Will Graham

Hannibal: I have to eat him

Me:

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

[toptony]

Mads Mikkelsen in Polar (2019)

[shoefaced-deactivated20210321]

Y'all THIS is the official citrus scale. Don’t be tagging adult content as oranges when you mean grapefruit. Do it right or don’t do it at all, my dudes.

[owlturd-remade]

[cherrystrawberrie]

[durbikins]

Hatsune Miku concerts are one big rhythm game where you have to shake your glowstick on beat with everyone else in the audience. If you’re off rhythm, Miku will notice you within the crowd and steal your life force.

[yurionice]

[matty-p88]

I want someone to see in me what the mp100 animators see in Riegan.

[yaboybokuto]

MCDONALDSMCDONALDSMCDONALDS

[spiccanart]

Parody of the cutest BnHA animation, starring no other than Lavi Bookman Jr.

[evuwus]

We don’t deserve such cuteness overload in this world :’)

This deserves at least 3k+ notes fight me

[artiegayberg]

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

[localstarboy]

She bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

TAURUS

[blackmodel]

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

[bewbin]

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

death stranding difficulty prediction

Easy: Norman Reedus is always sitting next to you in real life

Medium: Guillermo del Toro sits down in every chair you’re about to sit on in real life, so you have to sit in his lap whenever you want to sit

Hard: whenever you sit down in real life, Mads Mikkelsen sits on your lap, facing you. This is a very hard level because you might get a boner but if you shove him off you lose Mads knocks your lights out and you have to start over. This is the setting Kojima recommends playing as it’s the most true to his vision

[timbothechamp]

[kyojinsenshu]

Not to alarm yall or anything but Brock FINALLY found himself a fucking queen

Black love all 2k19

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Villanelle: yes I want eve to chase me. Yes I am attracted to her beautiful hair and lovely voice and think about taking the strap to her amazing ass but am I in love? No. She’s my archenemy.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Handler: you have to watch Eve

Villanelle, wrapped up in Eve’s clothes after trailing her and doing kinky Eve roleplay: oh man :/ how boring….I would hate to do it :////

[jedavu]

Gifs Show How Mushrooms Grow

Mushrooms are fast-growing organisms that quickly pop up after the rain. These mesmerizing time-lapse gifs record the mushroom buds bursting through the soil and elegantly expanding their caps.