for the send me a ship thing: Kala and Wolfgang bc I'm trash (you know I'm kalagang trash, I know you do :)
I know you are, and I love it (;
who holds the umbrella when it rains: Kala, and Wolfgang always gets soaked because he’s not entirely under the umbrella but when he holds it, he holds it so carelessly that he might as well not be holding it all and they both get soaked and it’s just not a fun time all around.
who is the grumpiest in the morning: Wolfgang, but it’s a pouty kind of grumpy that makes Kala giggle. She usually just kisses his face until he’s in a better mood (which doesn’t take long, although he likes to pretend it does).
who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: WOLFGANG. He’s almost as bad as Will honestly. He’s threatened doctors more than once (”Wolfgang, it’s just a sprain, you don’t need to kill him…”) and he’s like the big, broody, buff version of a helicopter-mom when she so much as has the sniffles.
who plays pranks on the other: Neither of them are really pranksters, but Wolfgang is definitely the instigator of the cluster which exasperates Kala to no end but she also thinks it’s the funniest thing ever when he works Lito up to the point of near-hysteria over something stupid (“Leonardo Dicaprio doesn’t deserve an Oscar” “HOW DARE YOU”).
who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: Wolfgang may not vocalize it, but he initiates it. Kala will walk by the couch and he just grabs her around the waist and pulls her down into his lap and refuses to let her go.
who insists on creating nicknames for the other: Neither, really. Kala occasionally calls him Wolfie and he puts on a big show about how much he hates it but she knows he really doesn’t.
who drools on the other when they’re asleep: Kala, surprisingly. Wolfgang thinks it’s the best thing and teases her about it constantly and she’s always denying that it happens.
who says ‘I love you’ first: Kala. And Wolfgang looks at her like he’s seeing sunshine for the first time and he’s in so much disbelief and so much awe that he almost forgets to say it back.