Useless Lesbian👌🏻

(18+) I’m here to reblog gay shit and simp for fictional characters. Are you coming or what? Welcome to crackhead island.

[schlarklezyaoi]

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

[captain-klutz]

The Cyberpunk 2077 Olympics would be wild as fuck.

[captain-klutz]

Once in a blue moon I come back to tumblr and post some random bullshit. Wondering if half of you even remember why you followed me in the first place.

I jump hyper fixations more than I jump to conclusions.

[nyancrimew]

im training to become stupid

[stqrfirez]

i love them so much sorry not at all sorry.

“but they killed people!!!! but theyre villains!! theyre murderers blah blah blah!!!” oh so girls cant have hobbies now???

[lexyscross]

Ghostface is NOT a singular villain/character. Ghostface is NOT a "he/him."

Ghostface is a persona that many characters have worn.

GET IT FUCKING RIGHT ALREADY!!

[captain-klutz]

Someone’s favorite idiot is back. (It’s me)

[aledradio]

If any of you have articles of clothing with fake pockets or no pockets or barely any pockets, here's who to blame

[naamahdarling]

Fuck you

Brenda!

[stuckinthedeadlights]

TJ MIKELOGAN'S HALLOWEEN 2023 EVENT DAY 8: A horror franchise or series

Icons of Ghostface through the Scream Franchise

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[akuman0mi]

[griffonatrix]

i’ve seen like six different mentally ill women reblog this today

[loth-catgirl]

well i’ve seen like seven mentally ill women reblog this today

[cipheramnesia]

over 20,000 mentally ill women, great job everyone

[heycallmered-archive]

I was iffy about knife play before, but I get it now.

[envyingrams]

Me describing most of my favorite characters:

[urban-10]

Scream 6 as those template thingys

[sequenceofmind]

melissa and liana in their ghostface costumes

[deathgasmic]

when they ask if you’re into threesomes but your ideal partner would rip someone’s eyes out if they looked at you the wrong way

[chdmeeksmartins]

also, based on my last post and bc i simply want to say it, here’s how the scream 6 friend group is approaching the “barbenheimer” trend…

Tara: is without a doubt seeing Oppenheimer first, and then going to a showing of Barbie w/ Sam.

Sam: she’s seeing Barbie… and might check out Oppenheimer when she has the time (aka she’s going to see it with Danny and not tell anyone)

Mindy: doing an Oppenheimer & Barbie feature 100% … will probs see Oppenheimer first and then go to Barbie as a date night thing with Anika.

Chad: he is seeing Barbie PROUDLY on opening night with Ethan & he’s going to be wearing pink, then they’ll go see Oppenheimer together later.

Anika: Barbie’s #1 fan… she’s seeing it with Mindy and isn’t at all interested in seeing Oppenheimer.

Ethan: is excited for both but is mostly interested in Barbie because of Ryan Gosling & Chad’s clear excitement for the movie… he likes Nolan films in general though and will def enjoy Oppenheimer.

Quinn: could not give less of a fuck about seeing Oppenheimer, thinks Barbie deserves an Oscar.

[captain-klutz]

Kirby and Gale would definitely go and see Barbie together.

Wayne would love Oppenheimer. He would absolutely say something along the lines of “Richie would have loved this movie”

[sharkboy305]

[galindaelphaba]

SCREAM VI (2023) + letterboxd reviews