Dressed well and stressed as hell

Don't take half the shit i say fully serious pls

[captain-stab-a-hoe]

My whole week has just been full of

[vaspider]

[fakeoldmanfucker]

attention if you're in Chicago or know people who are

Trump's incoming administration is planning a mass deportation on this coming Tuesday, January the 21st. This has been reported in the Wall Street Journal, with reports of up to 200 officers preparing to be sent there. The administration plans to "make an example" of sanctuary cities such as Chicago.

Below are resources, one national and one specific to Illinois, for immigrants:

Help and support for immigrants and refugees

[captain-stab-a-hoe]

So TikTok just happens to come back in an attempt to make us praise Trump like a God, whole time he's planning massive ICE raids in MY CITY of Chicago the second he sits his ass down in the white house??

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[crowcrew]

op. op i am coming to Get You.

[tourmelion]

[captain-stab-a-hoe]

"We are fortunate that president Trump has-"

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[captain-stab-a-hoe]

Reblogging since TikTok just started working on my phone again and I keep having bad feelings about it

[captain-stab-a-hoe]

Idk how to explain to you that banning an app because the American media doesn't have direct control over it and forcing a foreign company to sell is a bad thing actually

Like why does it seem like people don't know what censorship is anymore??

[ratcarney]

TUMBLR 101: a helpful guide for tiktok refugees

are YOU a former tiktok user trying to learn how to use tumblr to fill the void the american tiktok ban is leaving in your soul? here are some things you should know, from someone who’s going on their eighth year on this hellsite:

1. you can say anything on here. gone are the days of having to use words like “unalive” and “seggs.” murder! kill! sex! fuck! speak your mind!

2. there is a community for you on here. regardless of what you’re into or however small the fandom is, you have a place here. at least one other person will have heard of your weird obscure interest. strike up a conversation!

3. followers don’t matter. tumblr is one of the last remaining social media sites in which your number of followers means absolute jack shit. this can be disorienting at first, but once you lean into the fact that everyone on this website is equal, it’s very freeing. clout means nothing here.

4. similarly, you can post at any time. while tiktok has an algorithm that favors certain times, tumblr has no such algorithm. post whatever you want, whenever you want. every post has virtually the same chance at getting notes, regardless of when it is posted.

5. tags can have spaces between the words! this one is very exciting. tags can be a whole sentence. you can also use the tags to comment on someone’s post without actually adding onto the physical post itself (which is sometimes frowned upon and called “derailing” if you use this feature to bring up a completely different point other than the one that’s being made on the original post).

TL;DR: speak your mind, find your place, followers don’t matter, post anytime, have fun with tags!! tumblr is a wonderful site used to share things you’re excited about. be patient with yourself as you’re learning and have fun!

[captain-stab-a-hoe]

BRO NO I STILL HAD EDITS FUCK

[captain-stab-a-hoe]

On some real shit though I actually might tweak out if TikTok is still here but it's only because it got sold to fucking Elon Musk or that damn alien whose parents look like they're related

[captain-stab-a-hoe]

I talked about this with some friends already, but it is legitimately so odd to watch this shit go down in real time. Specifically it feels like people are just straight up mourning each other more than TikTok itself. I can't exactly pinpoint why communities on TikTok feel so different than anywhere else, but I don't think I've been part of something where it actually feels like wow I'm never gonna see these people again. That, along with the fact that a huge chunk of Americans are losing their jobs and/or going back to feeling as isolated as the pandemic made them feel, just feels like a real blow that can't be fixed even if TikTok somehow makes a comeback like years later down the line or something.

You can call it chronically online or brainrot or whatever the case may be, but seeing people post their goodbyes today has actually made me tear up. Be kinder to whoever tries to start over again here or anywhere else.

[kettledemon]

Do you ever wonder about his final moments?

[captain-stab-a-hoe]

If I start being more active suspiciously after the TikTok ban can y'all just pretend I was here the whole time 😭

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[aurosoulart]

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

[aurosoulart]

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

[voxel0id]

Oh, to see the world through your eyes…

[kimbapchan]

Scum disciple’s Self saving system (SVSSS AU) Episode 10: Da-Shixiong to the rescue!