Why we Lie to Ourselves

Everything that's cool :) Procrastinator | IB Student | Slytherin Atheist | Taurus |

[lametooru]

I AM CRYING

[schittscreeks]

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

[petapeta]

[unclefather]

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

[anqel]

is that professor mcgonagall

[wonderingwomb]

if there is one piece of relationship advice i could give to straight women, it’s this:

you’re not his mother. you don’t have to take his tantrums and walk him through basic shit. i know women are taught that they have to be nurturing and all that but it’s absolutely not your responsibility to “teach him to be a better person”.

[highpries7ess]

This

[prettiyoungthangs]

[the-inspired-lesbian]

this is me in any friendship or relationship

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the ***** got this on my dash it’s still june

[memeguy-com]

Budget cuts

[8-bitonionring]

I love that graham crackers were invented 100s of years ago as part of this reverend’s life plan of depriving yourself of anything remotely exciting (masturbation, spicy food, or just food with any seasoning whatsoever basically) and nowadays its used as a base for some of the most rich and decadent desserts ever, completely against its original and intended purpose (keepin’ down the urges). History completely owned the shit out of Reverend Graham and perverted his crackers beyond his comprehension lmfao

[captain7kirk-blog]

one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute

one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty

one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people

[dailyjackiechan]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[beltaguise]

Help me internet superstitions.

[sp00ky-nugget]

[klefable]

my brother is in the hospital with a fractured skull and this is what my mom chooses to update me on

[dre--a]

All Time Low - A love Like War ft. Vic Fuentes

[dre--a]

Pierce The Veil - King For A Day ft. Kellin Quinn

[c-bloodmilk]

So i just watched Jurassic World…

[audidas-deactivated20150821]

Italian people from New Jersey on chopped when they see tomatoes in the basket: I’m Italian. I’m from jersey. I got these tomatoes . Tomatoes is in my blood

[kingsmannetwork]

Quit playing with your food! Kill him! Kick his ass, Gazzy!