Desiree’s Talk Show

Literally just a diary account. I post what I want when I want to :)

[desthegal]

been gatekeeping these best friend and/or couple costume ideas. they might fall irrelevant by next year but if not, happy halloween!;

- lady gaga and bruno mars from the die with a smile music video (me and my best friend are doing this she’s a real one)

this could also work for the rosé and bruno mars apt music video. I came up with the die with a smile costume the day before apt released tho.

-Cupid and a person with the arrow struck through them!! (i need a boyfriend for next year to do this one with cuz it’s a cute idea)

[desthegal]

the altitude in denver must’ve permanently fucked w me

[desthegal]

mmmmmgh.. orange..

NO I HATE HIM BAKE HIM IN A PIE

[desthegal]

im going to creatively bake him into a pie.

[sleepy-boything-shit]

me: I LOVE HIM BUT HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE

@brozonesbiggestfan : I HATE HIM BUT HES SO FUCKING HOT (shes not wrong)

[desthegal]

I DO HATE HIM BUT GOD HES SO SCRUMPTIOUS LIKE I CAN BAKE HIM IN THE OVEN AND HE'LL DIE FROM HEAT EXHAUSTION AND BURNING ALIVE AND ILL BE HAPPY BUT HE'LL STILL LOOK HOT

[desthegal]

I HATE HIM SM I HATE HIM SM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM BUT GOD HES FINE.

[sleepy-boything-shit]

guyguysguys im terrified of school save me

[desthegal]

me too good thing it starts late for us 💪

[sleepy-boything-shit]

fhsjshakshsj we should go back to school shopping together

[desthegal]

help i did all my shopping 😭😭😭😭

[sleepy-boything-shit]

I HAVENT STARTED 😭

[desthegal]

i wish you luck 🫡

[sleepy-boything-shit]

guyguysguys im terrified of school save me

[desthegal]

me too good thing it starts late for us 💪

[sleepy-boything-shit]

fhsjshakshsj we should go back to school shopping together

[desthegal]

help i did all my shopping 😭😭😭😭

[gayweedanimal]

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

JOE BIDEN NO

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

[rercho]

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

OK the Wikipedia article is a fun read if you're into such things but my favorite fact is that they rebuilt the bridge over dry land and then dug a canal underneath.

[sleepy-boything-shit]

guyguysguys im terrified of school save me

[desthegal]

me too good thing it starts late for us 💪

[sleepy-boything-shit]

I JUST STUBBED MY TOE SO FUCKING HARD

*deep inhale*

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWIWIWIWIWKKWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWIWWWWWWWWWWWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWW

[desthegal]

i read stub as suck…

[phibsies]

this is dumb but i saw a post on twitter and it felt them coded

said post under the cut

[restinpiss]

[official-lucifers-child]

[thickness-protection-program]

It's more likely than you think

[sleepy-boything-shit]

STOOOOOOOOP this facking shit movie 😭😭

[desthegal]

gonna kms after seeing this thank you

[desthegal]

5 more days and he comes back what if he doesn’t like me anymore

HELP ME OUT HELP ME OUT‼️‼️‼️

[deltamune]

Put on the ending clip of the third movie for the songs Better Place and Family and look at the brothers’ faces when Kismet walks in

They KNOW Kismet ranks higher than them on Branch’s tier list and they’re worried about it

[heheshruberycollector]

I got a haircut 😼👍

[desthegal]

i got a haircut too and oml it looks like i cut it myself 😭