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Chris Evans as Steve Rogers CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

heylolita00

#the mesh middriff was the sluttiest possible thing to put him in

eldergoblin

Character Studies: Cap in Infinity War

(I’m a big fan of the beard, okay?)

robertpattisons

ynuix

captainevans

Avengers: Endgame (2019) | Script to Screen

imposterogers

i love the first avenger so much because that’s the only time steve rogers ever gets to be steve. no one has any expectations for him. no one has turned him into a legend, or written his story in a history book. he’s so fresh and eager and bright. he jumps on grenades, he loves his best friend, he thinks fondue is a euphemism for sex. he draws pictures of himself as a performing monkey on a unicycle, and can’t talk to girls. he doesn’t know how far he can jump, he doesn’t know what he can survive, but he’s limitless because he needs to be. he smiles so freely. he doesn’t like bullies. he asks a group of men to be his team after knowing them for a day, trusting them immediately, and they become a family. tears stream down his face in a bombed bar when the most important person in his life dies, and he vows to avenge him. he flies a plane into the ocean bc there really is no other way. he wakes up and knows immediately that something is wrong, because that game was from 1943 which he’s certain of bc he’s a big fucking baseball nerd. he’s so soft and golden and expressive. the first avenger is the last time we get to see him as steve rogers, and not what the future molds him to be. while he always retains his core, lost friends and the heavy burden of lost identity, altered over 70 years of dormancy, leaves him untrusting. hardened. cynical. no one knows who steve rogers is except maybe steve, but everyone has an Idea and Image in their heads he cannot live up to. he spends years fighting that mold, and redefining himself. I truly don’t think we see tfa steve again, undiluted, until he’s reunited w bucky in wakanda, smiling wide

momentofmemory

you ready to follow captain america into the jaws of death? hell, no. that little guy from Brooklyn, who was too dumb not to run away from a fight? i’m following him.

illustratedkate-blog

these babes deserve a fun beach holiday, but someone really should help that deadly assassin - he still hasn’t quite learned how hammocks are meant to work

anewcreaturee

I'm reading the catfa script and I can't believe this was cut out:

team-cap-for-the-win

OH MY FUCKING GOD

stevenbuckys

#vintage bisexual antics

invisibleanonymousmonsters

Sam: JUST GO TO THE HOSPITAL-

Bucky: Oh, I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

bisteverogers-archive

if you can look at a character like steve rogers—son of immigrants, raised by a single mother, created to punch hitler and rise above bullies, made to do the right thing, written as someone who has called out xenophobia & talked about patriotism being willing out to call your country and government when it’s wrong & not just ignorantly support it for the sake of nationalism, someone who has given up his title & turned away from his country when he knew it was doing something wrong, someone who as most recently as the black widow limited called people out for not being able to differentiate him from the alt-right, who has as recently as coates’s run talked about protecting those who are targeted by the law, those who america as a country are meant to support and take in & instead turn away or hurt because of racism & bigotry, someone who wanted to protect people’s freedoms & their right to choose & their bodily autonomy—and say with their whole chest that “any person” can look at him & say he’s “for them” & that he can fit their ideals, that a character like steve rogers can be apolitical or that the role of captain america can be removed from politics... rip to you, buddy, but i’m different.

goddessofgamma

I

Like

Big Thors

Itty bitty Thors

Armour Titty Thors

Little kitty Thors

I like them pretty Thors

With that hair tied

Get your nails did

Get that blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

goddessofgamma

I don’t discriminate

Come and get a taste

From the Ray Thors

To the gay Thors

goddessofgamma

Go and slay, Thors

You my fav Thors

shittymoviedetails

In Avengers: Age of Ultron, Captain America attempts to choke Ultron. This is because he is from the 1930s and doesn’t understand what a robot is.

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crackdkettle

actual footage of me trying to figure out how the exact same people who made Captain America: The Winter Soldier also made Avengers: Endgame

crackdkettle

Okay, I’m not reblogging this from anyone in particular because it’s more than one specific person, but I just want to say, there’s a reason I phrased this “the exact same people” and not “the exact same directors” or just “the Russos”.

Winter Soldier and Endgame had the exact same creative team. The Russos were the directors, Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely were the writers, Kevin Feige was the executive producer.

To reiterate, the same people who wrote Winter Soldier also wrote Endgame. That means the same people who wrote, “None of us can go back,” were the same people who then wrote Steve going back to the woman who literally said those words to him!

(Also, like, the plot of Winter Soldier actually makes sense?? Like, if you “don’t understand time travel” then don’t use it as a plot device??? Or at least bring in another writer who does???? Winter Soldier is an actual movie, not just a collection of cool gifs and callbacks that doesn’t hang together if you actually think about it for more than half a second.)

The point is, I’m not just blaming the Russos here. I’m blaming the whole damn creative team. And they’re all the exact same people responsible for both movies.

That’s what I’m having trouble wrapping my head around.