Claire Keane
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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blake kathryn
JVL
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
AnasAbdin
noise dept.
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Sade Olutola
Keni
One Nice Bug Per Day
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Andulka
DEAR READER
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Considering Plankton was able to create his wife Karen, who seems to have all the artificial intelligence of IBM’S Watson, he could have had a pretty promising career in computer science, yet he chose to manage a fast food restaurant.
It’s ironic that people claim to care so much about suicide, yet deride and bully socially awkward people into it.
i don’t trust people who set their alarms at the weekend
Sometimes I set my alarm for Saturday morning just so I can wake up, remember it's Saturday, and go back to sleep for four more hours lol
Today’s date is 2²/3²/4².
There’s a really big difference between someone who wants to be with you and someone who doesn’t want to be alone
know the difference. (via beachea)
oh my god this. this so hard.
I've been told you'd like to hear about my Grandmother...
My grandmother got married in 1962, to a young man in the military. For a wedding present, their parents bought them a house in a nice suburb. White picket fence, whole 9 yards. Not long after they moved in, the next door neighbor planted a mullberry tree on the side of his property, near my grandparent’s driveway. Nothing seemed amiss, but if you know Mullberry Trees, you know that sh*t is about to get real.
About 15 years later, the mullberry tree was OBNOXIOUS. The birds would come and eat the berries, and any car parked in the driveway would get sh*t on, and it would stain the cars and ruin paint jobs. My grandmother, upon realizing the culprit, baked a nice apple pie, walked next door, and asked the neighbor if he’d mind trimming back the branches of the tree that hung over her driveway. He told her not to worry, he’d get to it soon. Three days later, my grandmother opened her door to find a half-eaten pie in the plate, crawling with ants, and a note that said “I changed my mind.”
My grandmother threw out the pie, cursing up a storm, and swearing up and down she’d get him to trim that tree or get him back. City ordinance said she could not trim the tree, as the roots were on his property, so the whole tree was his property.
As the years went by, my grandmother repeatedly asked him, ever so nicely, to trim it back. His responses were always along the lines of “No” and “F*ck off.” Finally, in the mid-90s, my grandmother retired, and received a large bonus from her employer for her 35 years of work. She took the money, and bought the empty lot on the other side of the neighbor, then went to a nursery and bought 16 mullberry trees, planting them along her property line, on both sides of his property. About 3 years ago, he became angry at the damage they were doing to his cars, and cut them all back without permission. My grandmother took him to court, and he was forced to reimburse her for the trees at a markup because they’d had 10 years to grow.
That’s my kind of revenge. Nothing mean, nothing outright evil, just a little nudge to help the avalanche fall in your favor
Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)
[Person: Lookit this fucker. Cat: *muffled meowing* Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door! Cat: *muffled meow* Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in– Cat: *runs away, jingling* Person: You FUCKER!!]
Cats have a very poor sense of object permanence. As such, they don’t realize that its possible for two doors to lead to the same room. In their mind if they come in one door, that’s one room and if they come in the other door, that’s a completely different room. This is why, if you let a cat out and it’s raining, it will run inside and meow at you to open another door. They aren’t able to connect that both doors lead to the same outside.
In this case, this cat does not want to go to The Place The Cat Door Leads To but rather is asking to go to The Place The Front Door Leads To.
As for why he runs away at the end?
Well, he’s an asshole.
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“I never would have thought that, more than 40 years later, we would still be waging these same fights over women’s reproductive rights that we were facing in the 1970s.”
Read more about why Norman Lear is proud to stand as one of the#MenForChoice → http://nar.al/4ue
Taylor Mahaffey’s baby started emerging from her womb at 20 weeks—and because of Texas’s fetal pain law, all the hospital could do was send her home.
THIS is just awful. Just your daily reminder that prolifers view people who can become pregnant as breeding stock, and they’ll make us very very aware of it. Just say no to prolife laws. Lest this shit be your state.
Kids are awesome! In moderation.
I’m so excited to have finally finished this comic. I’ve been working on this idea for a while, and expanded it from a shorter comic. Here is the original, and a longer description of why I don’t want kids and why that’s totally okay. Thanks for reading! P.S. I will be selling this comic, along with others at the Ice Cream Comics Expo in Iowa City April 9th!
P.P.S. You can also find it in my Etsy shop!
I can sit through 15 minutes of previews before watching a movie in a theater, but if a 15 second preview comes on before a YouTube video it seem like an eternity before the skip button comes up.
the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
do we still believe this legend? come on ya’ll it’s 2016 Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago. We’re SAFE NOW.
You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.
“Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door.”
