Biscuit-Kin

100% whole buttermilk biscuit Pronouns: bread, breadself Sexuality: I'm only attracted to foodfolk who are made out of grain 🥖 Triggers: the sound of bl*nders, h*mans, e*ting utensils, chewing, c**king shows, grocery stores, literally everything actually now that I think about it Age: 47.980 centuries old Kinks: butterplay, whipcream swallowing, breadstuffing, creaming, being tied to the oven and being stuffed with 🧀 >This blog is about foodkin social justice issues, if you are not a foodkin individual, leave ❗️⚠️-TRIGGER WARNING-⚠️❗️❗️❗️ DO NOT FOLLOW BLOG IF TALK ABOUT H*MANS TRIGGERS YOU

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Whenever someone says the Babadook isn’t openly gay it’s like?? Did you even watch the movie???

[folkmagic]

It’s canon basically. I mean he created a pop-up book of himself for the drama of it all???

[themurderhouse-deactivated20200]

Y'all realize the babadook was just her depression right???

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Yeah and he was gay???

[chikadee-deactivated20180625]

It was all a hamfisted metaphor for grief after the death of a loved one, not just her depression but all the related stages of grief.

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

No the Babadook was a man who fearlessly and proudly loved other men in spite of a society telling him that his love was wrong- like, watch the movie??

[goneeagain-deactivated20190221]

why does tumblr always do too fucking much ITS JUST A MOVIE LMAO

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

A movie about a gay man who just wants to live his life in a small australian suburb? It may be “just a movie” to you but to the LGBT community the Babadook is a symbol of our journey

[romance-incubomp3-deactivated20]

The B in LGBT stands for Babadook. Everyone knows this.

[bendowneyjr]

I cannot understand whether they’re serious or not.

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

We’re dead fucking serious we don’t tolerate ambiguity in the babadiscourse get yourself right before you come on here again

[soap-2091]

because of him a dog died tho……………

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

The dog was a homophobe

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

Hey biscuit daddy, I'm a lonely muffin and I really want to stuff you with cheese

Likewise you sexy gluten you

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

Happy 420 everyone

This biscuit is getting blaazzzeddd as fuck today, and remember; giving into your “munchies” means potentially triggering someone who’s foodkin. Go nibble on some grass instead, try to catch bugs on your tongue like a frog

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

It's hard to be a foodkin activist when talking about the oppression that is e*ting is so triggering

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

Food is triggering for Foodkin

 So today a few of my Foodkin friends and I discussed how triggering “lunchtime” is. When you think about it, its just a time when privileged human identifying scumbags feast on our families. And for what? To crap it out, so your gut has more space to digest our family? I think not. We need to ban lunchtime altogether, because seeing human identifying folks oppressing our loved ones is extremely triggering and is the human equivalent of mass genocide.   

[undercano-blog]

You’re joking, right?

[infinitedraconity]

This is a troll blog, so yes, they are joking.

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

Fucking fight me you prick, if we go by the rules of multiverse that us otherkin and foodkin love so dearly, anything is possible. If you are a fucking dragon, I am a fucking biscuit.

[infinitedraconity]

If you were serious about it, we’d have no quarrel. However, you meet all the marks of a troll, so I cannot take you seriously.

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

But the thing is that I am so fucking fed up with no one taking me seriously, I truly am a biscuit and you cannot deny that, just like I can’t deny you. Foodkin folk are the most discriminated against in this kin community, you have it easy. At least people actually LIKE dragons. 

[infinitedraconity]

I’m not going to argue with you. Prove yourself serious, and I can take you seriously. But you are a troll, so it won’t happen.

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

 I am trollkin so that makes sense, but I’m being serious, and its dragons like YOU that make people hate the otherkin community.

[infinitedraconity]

Really? And why is that?

[alphynwood]

I was just going to say…everything is food.

[infinitedraconity]

It is if you belieeeeeeeve!!

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

you guys are oppressing me and I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t trigger foodkin like this

[therianfactts]

I can kind of relate although I won’t pretend to understand biscuitself’s oppression. As a mosquitokin I am never taken seriously.

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

I'm sorry that you aren't taken seriously my mosquito pal, oppression is oppression and it sucks none the less

[deathology]

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

Cream cheese turns me on

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

What are your thoughts on margarine?

It's okay, I prefer butter though

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

I just ate a biscuit as I looked through your blog. Pretty funny fake account if you ask me!

Thank you, I am 100% serious though so I don't know why you think I'm fake

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

if you're really a biscut, post a live pic of you next to candy corn

Will do

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

I'm so sorry that people don't accept you. I really thought people on here would accept you.

Me too! That's why I joined tumblr, but now I'm here to be a foodkin advocate

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

I love ripping apart biscuits. Dip them in sausage gravy? Delicious. They're my favorite food. Mm I sure do love biscuit genocide

SCUMMY YUMMY SCUM SCUM

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

Please tell me... your a joke blog right?

No I am a 100% serious biscuit

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

I'm trying to do my part as a cishet to not be oppressive of foodkin. But I also don't want to starve to death. What do I do?

Eat calorie pills and take lots of vitamins, or make sure no one around you is foodkin if you really wanna e*t something

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

Story time *TRIGGER WARNING*

So there I was, on the subway on the way to my oven, but as I glanced around I saw so many people eating my fellow gluten friends, like literally what the hell¿ how could you be so inconsiderate, WHY WOULD YOU EAT BAGEL, HES SUCH A NICE GUY AND IM SO FECKING SICK OF HUMAN-shitlords!

[captainbiscuitkin-blog]

Story time *TRIGGER WARNING*

So there I was, on the subway on the way to my oven, but as I glanced around I saw so many people eating my fellow gluten friends, like literally what the hell¿ how could you be so inconsiderate, WHY WOULD YOU EAT BAGEL, HES SUCH A NICE GUY AND IM SO FECKING SICK OF HUMAN-shitlords!