Smart Water

I'm a paintball/airsoft ref, QA tester, gamer, photographer, adventurer, and more!

[captaincoffeeholic]

No I don’t want to work. But I’m not Lazy! Yes I want money, but I’m not greedy! I want enough money to live comfortable while traveling the world and helping everyone I can. I want to be able to go to Houston and help when it gets flooded, go to florida and Puerto Rico to help clean up efforts. I want to be to help who I want, when I want, where I want, no restrictions. That’s what I want in life, to have everything, so I can give everything.

[justbadpuns]

May the Fourth be with you! Here is a collection of some of my favourite Star Wars puns

[captaincoffeeholic]

May the forth be with you all!

[captaincoffeeholic]

“Not everyone will like you, that’s life.”

— - Unknown (via thelovenotebook)

[phallusmagnificus]

[faqoloqy]

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

[theonlystefers]

[pandora]

every fucking day

[captaincoffeeholic]

Y’all need to check these guys out! They are trying to save the world a little at a time. They make cool gear from wooden watches and wallets to pocket knives and apparel. They love the outdoors, plant a tree with every watch purchased and give out meals for every single order placed! Check out there stuff here: http://bit.ly/2C9itGH

[justbadpuns]

What do you mean June is over? Julying

[thebootydiaries]

friend: what are you doing?

me: im on tumblr

friend: whats your @?

me: sorry i dont have tumblr

[captaincoffeeholic]

You know why people are fucked up???

Because a cute ass raccoon climbs a building and is awesome and people have to make it political... wtf!!!!!!!

[thekatierodriguez]

A relationship with no gender roles. We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we both spoil each other.

[captaincoffeeholic]

I’m a guy and the person I end up with must be okay with me cooking...

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[embyrr922]

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

[xion1212-deactivated20190409]

“Nothing “ probably means sipping lemonade and playing PS4 because it’s my first day off in three weeks and I don’t want to do something on it .

[womaninashed]

Hey who’s still here from the 2013 days

[womaninashed]

One person apparently

[captaincoffeeholic]

Not this account but yeah (or maybe this account I don’t remember)

[mrlovenstein]

Good references. Secret Panel HERE!

[justbadpuns]

May the Fourth be with you! Here is a collection of some of my favourite Star Wars puns

[captaincoffeeholic]

May the forth be with you all!

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

[theonlystefers]

[pandora]

every fucking day