Dream Daddy Kai

Redemption/WWE/NXT Superstar Dakota Kai aka Dream Daddy Kai. RP

[ffszoie]

Hey. @captaindarthkotaren remember that time you randomly attacked my best friend because you wanted my attention?

You have it now. 🙂

🙂 I’m beating you the fuck up.

No cap. 🙂

[captaindarthkotaren]

Oh this will be a fucking treat.

[nixontheshiniestwizard]

We got a dog, my knee hates me, and I don't think Squid Boy has let my feet limp on solid ground in a week.

he's heavy when he sleeps don't let him suggest otherwise

[nixontheshiniestwizard]

captaindarthkotaren​:

Dog??? Tell me more. Fuck your knee.

She smol pupper. Actual literal puppy. Named her Marvel (don’t you fucking judge me) and she adores Blue, Blue adores her, and they both adore occupying Chris’s side of the bed. 

I’m in puppy love. 

[captaindarthkotaren]

Is she a captain? Oh my god I love all of this already! Must meet ASAP

[nixontheshiniestwizard]

We got a dog, my knee hates me, and I don't think Squid Boy has let my feet limp on solid ground in a week.

he's heavy when he sleeps don't let him suggest otherwise

[captaindarthkotaren]

Dog??? Tell me more. Fuck your knee.

[captaindarthkotaren]

YYYEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[captaindarthkotaren]

Still over the moon about being “girls”

[unsteadyxsolace]

…this is so cute it’s sickening.

[captaindarthkotaren]

Look! I’m happy and she’s cute lemme alone!

[captaindarthkotaren]

Still over the moon about being "girls"

[unsteadyxsolace]

captaindarthkotaren​:

Never been prouder of someone. But also I’m girls! Yes!

You are girls. And if you break her heart you’re going to be nursing a broken face. Clear? 

[captaindarthkotaren]

Nah

[unsteadyxsolace]

I like you already. 

[captaindarthkotaren]

Good!

[unsteadyxsolace]

captaindarthkotaren​:

Never been prouder of someone. But also I’m girls! Yes!

You are girls. And if you break her heart you’re going to be nursing a broken face. Clear? 

[captaindarthkotaren]

Nah

[bxlletinthedark]

girls. 

[unsteadyxsolace]

She tried a literal 17 times to say “lesbian”, then pointed at a picture of Cheree and said “girls.” 

So translation: this is Adriana’s coming out post. 

[captaindarthkotaren]

Never been prouder of someone. But also I’m girls! Yes!

[captaindarthkotaren]

Is there a party?

[hellolizy]

Got me wondering Did it all mean nothing All mean nothing to you? Thought we had something

[captaindarthkotaren]

Happy Birthday mom!!!!!!

ill buy a cake

[captaindarthkotaren]

Kat has been angry all day because some baby witches put a hex on the fae folk and the moon and its angering the gods (idk don't ask me) but all I can think of is that one TikTok "don't let a man into your body unless you're going to sacrifice him to Athena"

[xkatarinealdenx]

I think I would've been into games sooner if this house introduced me to horror games sooner

[captaindarthkotaren]

WE HAD TO START WITH THE BASICS

[captaindarthkotaren]

Got Kat to play Pokemon Shield and she's not put it down. I thought Animal Crossing was bad

[xkatarinealdenx]

I love it when I talk to someone, clearly tell them my name is Katarine and they proceed to still call my Kathrine

[captaindarthkotaren]

Gonna start calling you Katy

[xkatarinealdenx]

I will actually punch you in the vag

[captaindarthkotaren]

Please do, Katy

[xkatarinealdenx]

I love it when I talk to someone, clearly tell them my name is Katarine and they proceed to still call my Kathrine

[captaindarthkotaren]

Gonna start calling you Katy