O Rei Capitão

Real Madrid + Manchester United and Brazil nt (except for Dani the Diver who’s dead in my book). Oh and everyone should learn Portuguese because Jorge Mendes is taking over the world. About me My Movie Tumblr PS, I am Zlatan var _wau = _wau || []; _wau.push(["tab", "s3y32wgs6vcr", "yrv", "left-middle"]); (function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.async=true; s.src="http://widgets.amung.us/tab.js"; document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s); })();

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Some Corona news I read the last few days

Burglaries are down, I like to think that thieves are good and staying home

More pedophiles online

More alcohol consumption

People are trying to get high on nutmeg

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cisarovna replied to your photo: So I’m going to have a shower in my porn lit...

bow chicka bow wow

It was a lovely experience, my skin looked soft and none of my zits showed. The shampoo looked neon blue and my raspberry shower creme was a nice bonus. Walking out from the bathroom tho, everything was YELLOW! My eyes are back to normal now :p 

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So I’m going to have a shower in my porn lit bathroom

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Look at this cute duck!! I didn’t know they had curly butt feathers.

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I went to water dads plants and I took the time to steal some food and his camera.

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My cellphone died and I can’t afford a new one. It’s not that people call or even text me but I like to listen to podcasts on it and play games in bed.

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boom-kaka-laka replied to your post: I need a movie challenge, any suggestions? In the...

Best animated movies? Either anime or not?

When it comes to the Oscars there’s only 3 I haven’t seen. My magic number is 5... maybe I could look for 5 different countries of animation? Could be tricky to find them I guess... we’ll have a look shall we.

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I need a movie challenge, any suggestions? In the past I have done things like “5 horror movies from 5 different countries”, “5 Oscar winning Best Actress performance” things like that. What should I do this time?

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Thanks, I know...

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I’m really really bored so I dusted off my camera and thought I’d get back to taking picture and wow... so incredible dull every picture is. Guess my apartment isn’t the most photogenic (like me!) but wow, it’s boring. 

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After my walk around the block I can report that most people have stopped giving a f*ck about the virus. The miniature golf court was open and playing loud music while a herd of kids were running around. I couldn’t walk across the pier thingy because all of the restaurants were open and people were sitting outside having beers. Felt like summer...

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liebeundbenzin replied to your post: I had never heard of Zoom until the pandemic and...

It also gets all your data and allows you zero privacy (overall but also seen by your boss) and has security holes bigger than the US border. It is such a terrible software

But hey it has a ton of nice features so nobody cares

No one reads the fine print

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I had never heard of Zoom until the pandemic and now everyone is mentioning it in a way that makes me think it’s a stealthy commercial.

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Went to the grocery store to buy food and I forgot food... I have a lot of milk tho. 8 liter...