CAPTAIN FACE

He/Him. bi. I've been on here over 10 years and I've got the mental illnesses to prove it. Former functional human, current struggling homunculus.

[fodsley]

[captain-price-returns]

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[markvomit]

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[turnupthestrobe]

[markatoto]

dodge this

[toskarin]

Cigars or cigarettes?

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[charl0ttan]

[catcrumb]

[bramst]

[pseudosoviet-deactivated2025060]

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[scenetorrents]

[pjackk]

why u so damn weird dude

NO DICK 3 DAYS + BUNGRY AF

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]