what need for the shepherd

what need for the shepherd when the wolves have all gone?

[somacruz]

[apjvff]

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[somacruz]

I think it’s funny when araki draws someone being dismembered in some way he always just draws them being pulled apart like taffy or something, no bones or anything

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[somacruz]

I constantly forget that the alola games did. Not canonize that red and blue were married and on vacation together it just feels like such an immutable truth idk

[somacruz]

One of my favorite tweets ever I think about it all the time

[newyorkkiss]

[newyorkkiss]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[airshiplady]

Hii Blu- Whoa he can just do that??

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[somacruz]

Toby fox made a post in 2015 in character as sans asserting outright that anyone projecting bigoted messaging into his games is wrong and in 2026 you have right wing deltarune posers online going “Toby doesn’t deserve a fanbase so annoying” because gay and trans people play the game filled with characters that are gay and trans

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[moth-wizard]

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

[moth-wizard]

i feel like pjackk

[moth-wizard]

again

[somacruz]

I know it’s basically 100% confirmed in game at this point (“the place where it rained”, Susie’s drawing) but it’s insane to me that people had already figured out that sans from undertale had arrived there from deltarune by chapter 2 and they had to call it “piss and shit theory.” Like not even that they figured it out that early. Just that it had mostly toilet-based evidence

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

[celestiamoved-deactivated201701]

i like boys who dress like icecreams and ignore me for video games and get food all over their face so i can wipe it off and spoon feed and baby them esp when they are mean to me it’s garbage i know but i can’t help it

[illness-deactivated20180325]

boys who dress like ice creams still haunts me. even more than the rest of this which is objectively worse.